A Close Shave with Destiny - Chris Harvey - Bog

On his deathbed, a village elder tells of a prophecy that will come true soon. A deep snow will set into the world, followed by blades that will scour the land and rip up all the trees and houses. For Wignut, the main village hero, this is just another silly story. So he's not very happy when he has to travel with his trusted aid, Barnabus, to the Caves of Nosterak and collect a sticky substance that will glue down the buildings in their village. Unknown to them, they actually live in a moustache. A Close Shave with Destiny is a comedy fantasy adventure akin to Lord of the Rings, but with more snot and facial hair!From the creator of World Cup Dreams and Super Lizard comes a new comedy that pokes fun at many of the usual fantasy tropes.