Asian Schoolgirl Kitten Christmas Adventure - Stephen Sipila - Bog

Yuriko and Akiko were two college roommates who began a lesbian romance but found that their relationship was starting to get a little bit stale. Then one day as they happen by the pet store they see the cutest most adorable kitten that they have ever seen in their lives but unfortunately the kitten is prohibitively expensive and they can't afford it. Later that night Akiko makes a wish on a shooting star that they could get kittens only to find out that now Yuriko has woken up pregnant through immaculate conception with a litter of kittens! After a meeting with a bunch of potheads who say that they are three wise men they are informed that these kittens will have magic powers to grant wishes to whoever pets them meaning that now they have seven wishes that could determine the entire fate of the human race, but can they use those wishes responsibly to change the human race for the better or will they just make things even crazier or risk causing the apocalypse?