Avoiding Adulthood - Bog

"Ridiculously entertaining!" - Christopher Shevlin, Author of Amazon UK's (Humour) #1 bestselling 'Johnathan Fairfax' series
Are you terrible at life?
You're not alone. But the problem isn't you: it's adulthood - with its ridiculous expectations, soul-sucking admin and casual threats of prison.
Yet what if you could get all the perks of being a grown-up without having to throw your inner child under a bus? Well, now you can.
With Avoiding Adulthood, it's now possible to opt-out of life's most nagging problems... for the price of mere dignity.
So join bestselling author Paul Hawkins today and learn how to:
- Do a whole weekly supermarket shop in just five seconds
- Pull a sickie so convincing your employer will beg you not to come in- Become instantly and undeservedly rich (just by moving somewhere terrifying)
Avoiding Adulthood is packed full of anarchic British silliness, impractical advice and a serious plan to become a Somali warlord. It's the perfect gift for that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" in your life (especially if that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" is you.)
Life is hard, so why not cheat?