Bills and Moon - Jed Cope - Bog

The boys are really up against it this time. Strange days stalk Ben and Thom like the truth stalks politicians, which makes for some great degree of awkwardness and discombobulation, but at least it keeps them honest. Ben and Thom, not the politicians, whoever heard of an honest politician?! Then, a passing moon gets in on the stalking act. Only this moon isn't a casual stalker, it just happens to have a diploma in stalking and a PhD in world ending violence. Casually, it plucks Ben's girlfriend, Jennifer, from the cosiness of the home they share on the idyllic Planet Clair, whilst she, Jennifer that is, indulges in her new passion, writing sweet romance, and off it toddles into the vast expanse of the forever night of space and that is that. Only it isn't that, because Ben and Thom are not the types to leave things be and allow a cheeky passing moon to abduct a former Warmongerian war lizard. That kind of thing is just not on, and Ben and Thom are going to give this moon what for! Which is just as well, because this is no ordinary moon and it really is up to no good. And what of that sweet romance of Jennifer's? What's that all about? Some things are a foot. Other's are a leg, and there are some other items that look suspiciously like body parts, but it was dark and I didn't have the stomach for it, not on my own and certainly not after the day I've had... So best you read Ben and Thom's next scintillating and absurd adventure and find out more about their random escapades in the crazy thing they call life. Will that dastardly moon get it's comeuppance, and will Thom get over his morbid and chronic dislike of sweet romance? There's only one way to find out! And don't worry about those body parts. It was probably just the dirty laundry. Some of it escapes at night...