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F*ck You, Pay Me! is a delightful "kids" book for grown ups. Based on a true story, F*ck You, Pay Me! provides a message of courage and hope to millions of hardworking freelancers, work-at-home moms and dads, and entrepreneurs just trying to get paid for their work.

A fun look at one of life's most annoying trials. Not to be taken the least seriously and the book does not offer any medical advice. If you have a rash consult a dermatologist!

Azra Kononovich's got a lot to handle when she arrives in New York City with her two beckering best friends. She thinks she is about to have the ultimate experience in her life. With a big city comes a big dream. The three girls are going to spread their wings and live like the wild girls they always dream to be. Now all they have to do is just say 'yes' to everything. Yes to adventures, dream jobs, and probably romance. Easy, right? Wrong. Little did they know that being an adult takes more than just being one. They soon find themselves in situations where they need experiences and talents. But where do they get the experience without having experienced it first? And none of them have any useful talents. Dealing with a cynical money-crazed landlady is another problem. To top it all, they fall for the same girl. Under that much stress, will the trio fall apart or can they hold it together to conquer life itself?

Jane O'Doe's new series about the lives and living of a group of young, idiosyncratic West Los Angeles people that like themselves exactly the way they are.

Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.

mated! Ballad: TO MY BRIDE--(WHOEVER SHE MAY BE.) Oh! little maid!--(I do not know your name Or who you are, so, as a safe precaution I'll add)--Oh, buxom widow! married dame! (As one of these must be your present portion) Listen, while I unveil prophetic lore for you, And sing the fate that Fortune has in store for you. You'll marry soon--within a year or twain - A bachelor of circa two and thirty: Tall, gentlemanly, but extremely plain, And when you're intimate, you'll call him -BERTIE.- Neat--dresses well; his temper has been classified As hasty; but he's very quickly pacified. You'll find him working mildly at the Bar, After a touch at two or three professions, From easy affluence extremely far, A brief or two on Circuit---soup- at Sessions; A pound or two from whist and backing horses, And, say three hundred from his own resources. Quiet in harness; free from serious vice, His faults are not particularly s

La obra más importante de este genial periodista estadounidense.Nacido en 1842 en Ohio, y desaparecido misteriosamente en México hacia 1913, Bierce fue un escritor ácido, cínico, desenfadado e inteligente. Nada escapó de su original pluma, ni las instituciones de su país ni el feminismo. Este diccionario se presenta hoy en una edición revisada y ampliada con más de 800 nuevas palabras. Cada una de sus definiciones supone un instante de regocijo para el lector. Un libro para tener siempre a mano y leer cada noche.

Relatos, monólogos y entradas de diario que surgen en una atmósfera post-mariana entrelazándose por su relación dialógica. Es un texto experimental cuya función es confrontar al lector con sus perspectivas.

This is a compendium about a battle with depression, anxiety, hot weather, and militant introversion. It is also about plumbers, spiders, loud neighbours, video games, books, and cats. This book is not a therapy book for those who suffer with depression or anxiety, nor is this book intended as a disparagement or a glorification of my mental and social difficulties; it is a record of how I have learned to cope with them, and is intended as a comedy not a tragedy. I invite everyone to laugh along with me through one of the worst years of my life, and hope that by reading about my tribulations, you will come to understand why I hate summer.

Jonathan Goodfellow is an accountant. One day God looked down upon the earth and saw that he was meek and mild and thought that it was a good thing. This was the start of the disruption of Jonathan's quiet life and began the series of misadventures that then took place. Misadventures as varied as being hit on the head by a one legged, one eyed dwarf wielding a golf club, dying, meeting God in heaven and being offered the choice of carrying God's message and reforming the human race or going to hell.Jonathan becomes the new Messiah and makes desperate attempts to convince people of his bona fides. Ranged against him are a number of forces that include The Legal Ruler's Society, a group of lawyers who have been in league with Satan for many years and who are plotting to take over the world in the name of evil when the moment is right.Satan, like God, decides to leave human beings to their own ends and offers the world to the lawyers if they leave him alone to fulfil his twenty-year-old ambition to break one hundred and twenty at golf. Satan put the idea of the game into the heads of the Geordies as a means of driving people mad and getting them to do terrible things to one another. Hell has been converted into a golf course and everyone there must play two rounds a day. No one is allowed to break one hundred and twenty on pain of terrible torture.Along the way Jonathan does make converts. Most of them are the poor and downtrodden, the criminal and the insane. The one exception is his main disciple, Marcie Mabelgrove, chief investigative reporter with the Daily Bugle, and love blossoms in Jonathan's lonely life.In all of the mayhem that takes place, there remains the voice of sanity in the form of Jonathan's two white, albino, Himalayan, dwarf rabbits. Bugs and Thumper have been deputised by God as the communication point for Jonathan, and God has granted them the power to speak to Jonathan. Like all rabbits, Bugs and Thumper are practical and down to earth creatures who are not swayed by the tempestuous events around them.The book reaches its climax in the last battle of good versus evil on earth as the evil lawyers, led by the portly, cigar smoking, cask wine drinking, Jones P. senior, battle a group of aged pensioners on the banks of the Murray River.

The perfect book for parents of boys! Instead of feeling frustrated by boys, and their version of cleanliness, see art in their attempts! "How Boys Hang Towels" is the ideal reading material for the guest bath. Or - know a future parent of boys? Makes a great gift for a baby shower.

The Souls of Black Folk is a pivotal collection not only within the oeuvre of W. E. B. Du Bois' work, but in the whole of the history of sociology and as a mantlepiece of African-American literary history. Drawn from many previously published essays, Du Bois' work reveals the way in which America was reconstructing and redefining itself as a country and culture in the wake of the Civil War forty years prior. Drawn from sociological data as well as his own personal experiences, poetry, history, and song, Du Bois weaves an intricate portrait of African-American culture and life at the beginning of the twentieth century.

A book with three short humor stories with cartoon pictures to make you laugh!

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book.Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this huge collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This book is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile.It would also make a great gift for a dentist you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Yes, this funny dentists joke book is a complete gas! Brace yourself and buy it now!

If you love trains and the allure of the rails, you will savor these tales of life as a railroader. Train of Thought captures memories of an earlier time on the glorious Santa Fe Railroad. When he signed on with the railroad in 1971, college boy Terry Beck wasn't looking for anything beyond a summer job. Instead, he found his place in a time honored lineage of railroaders that some think may have been the last of a disappearing breed. Once he figured out he needed to buy a bag and keep it packed, his adventures began and continued nearly 40 years. Besides his own exploits and lessons, he recounts stories that have been handed down by the people he worked with. Some of them may even be true.

Are you an architect looking for some humor in your life? Do you want to break the monotony of your workday and inject some laughter into your routine? Look no further than the "Architect's Joke Book"!This hilarious book is filled with jokes and puns specifically tailored to the architectural profession. From design mishaps to construction blunders, this ultimate collection of the very best architects jokes and puns will have you and your colleagues laughing until you cry. Some of these architects jokes are old, some are new, and the clever wordplay and witty humor will leave you chuckling.But it's not all just laughs and giggles - this architects jokes book is also a valuable resource for architects looking to improve their communication skills. As the saying goes, "laughter is the best medicine", and using humor in the workplace can improve teamwork, creativity, and overall job satisfaction.So why not add the "Architect's Joke Book" to your collection? It's a fun and lighthearted way to break up the seriousness of the profession and bring some joy into your workday. Whether you're a seasoned architect or just starting out, this book is sure to bring a smile to your face and make you the office favorite. BUY it now !

The Coffee Joke Book is about my hot little friend, COFFEE. If you're a coffee drinker, you'll absolutely love this huge collection of almost 200 hilarious coffee jokes. You'll soon become the beloved coffee comedian with all your family, friends and co-workers. You'll laugh hard at joke after joke, and even learn some important things about coffee, like... No woman ever shot a man when he was getting her a cup of coffee, and that sleep is so great because it's a time-machine to coffee in the morning, and that water is the most essential element of life because without water you can't make coffee. This funny book needs to be on every coffee table in every home, apartment and office. Help us do that. Don't be a cheapskate, buy this book for you and all your friends (who will love you for it), or as Joe Caffeine says, "Buy this book or you're DECAF to me."

Two short stories about church humor. Very funny and will make you laugh! Big and colorful pictures to describe the stories. Readable for children and adults!

Are you tired of the clutter and chaos that comes with aging? Do you feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff in your life? If so, it's time to embrace the power of minimalism.In "The Power of Minimalism in Aging," you'll discover the secrets to living a simple, fulfilling life in your golden years. You'll learn how to let go of the excess and focus on what really matters, whether that's spending time with loved ones, pursuing hobbies and passions, or just enjoying the present moment.This book isn't just about getting rid of things. It's about embracing a new mindset that will transform the way you live. You'll learn to appreciate the beauty of simplicity and find joy in the little things. You'll discover the true cost of living a cluttered life and why less really is more.With practical tips and advice for every aspect of your life, from your home to your social connections, "The Power of Minimalism in Aging" is a must-read for anyone looking to simplify their life and find happiness in the process.But don't take our word for it. Here's what some readers have to say: "I've always felt weighed down by all the stuff in my life, but I didn't know where to start. This book gave me the motivation and guidance I needed to start decluttering and embracing a simpler way of life.""I never realized how much my possessions were holding me back until I read this book. Now, I feel free to pursue my passions and live the life I want.""This book is a game-changer. I wish I had read it years ago."So why wait? Start your journey to a simpler, more fulfilling life today with "The Power of Minimalism in Aging."

The limerick is thought to take its name from the City of Limerick in Eire. It became popular in the mid-nineteenth century after the London-born poet Edward Lear published his Book of Nonsense. So it's a type of poem named after an Irish city and it was first popularised by an Englishman. But what do you call a limerick that's been written by a Scotsman? Why, a McLIMERICK, of course! COONT THUM THIRTEEN is a collection of more than 100 McLimericks. They've all been penned by the Ayrshire writer and poet Angus Shoor Caan as a follow-up to his twelve earlier collections, which together amount to well over 1,000 published McLimericks. In true Scots fashion, the McLimericks in all thirteen collections are witty, irreverent and sometimes bawdy. In fact, we at McStorytellers, the website dedicated to showcasing the work of Scottish-connected short story writers, were so tickled by them that we rushed to publish them. We hope you'll be tickled by them as well. So please delve into COONT THUM THIRTEEN. And if you like what you read go grab copies of those earlier collections.

Fooperman, the super sex man, is back again to administer the right loving to the damsels in distress and the damsels of stress.The selection of short stories is bound to bring some laughter to those who read. What is life without some fun?

Kiss My A** I'm Coloring Bitches is perfect to way to say the things you really want to say! I couldn't stop laughing as I was creating it for you. Sit back, relax and color your words, don't say em.CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Excerpt from Are Women People?: A Book of Rhymes for Suffrage Times Father, what is a Legislature?A representative body elected by the people of the state.Are women people?No, my son, criminals, lunatics and women are not people.Do legislators legislate for nothing?Oh, no; they are paid a salary.By whom?By the people.Are women people?Of course, my son, just as much as men are. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.

An old dog teaches his son things he has learned about dogs, cats, and humans. His words of wisdom and love make you feel warm, like you feel when you can sleep safely in your fenced yard with your belly up to the sun. That feels very good. Listen to the dogs.

Stefan und Harry sind ein Paar, unschlagbar. Genauso fühlen sich der Protagonist, der mittellose Stadtzeitungsschreiber und sein Freund, der überbezahlte erste Schauspieler eines Stadttheaters, als sie sich nach München aufmachen, um ihr erstes gemeinsames Drehbuch zu verkaufen. Während sie von einem Termin zum nächsten hetzen, beginnt der Protagonist zu reflektieren.Am Ende ist die Seifenblase einer großen Freundschaft zerplatzt.

The Devil's Dictionary was begun in a weekly paper in 1881, and was continued in a desultory way at long intervals until 1906. In that year a large part of it was published in covers with the title The Cynic's Word Book, a name which the author had not the power to reject or happiness to approve. To quote the publishers of the present work: "This more reverent title had previously been forced upon him by the religious scruples of the last newspaper in which a part of the work had appeared, with the natural consequence that when it came out in covers the country already had been flooded by its imitators with a score of 'cynic' books-The Cynic's This, The Cynic's That, and The Cynic's t'Other. Most of these books were merely stupid, though some of them added the distinction of silliness. Among them, they brought the word 'cynic' into disfavor so deep that any book bearing it was discredited in advance of publication."

A kids' book parody that demonstrates what should be common sense for most people sometimes needs to be put into easy-to-understand terms for those guys who don't have both oars in the water (if you know what I mean). A serious message delivered in a juvenile manner for the enjoyment of adults. [This books is not intended for anyone who hasn't reached puberty.]

PICKING LOSERS is 124 pages of laugh-out-loud racetrack cartoons. No one is safe from the irreverence, not jockeys, trainers, vets, officials, management, fans, owners nor even the horses! REVIEWS: from ANDREW BEYER, "Rich, You've got some very funny bits. My wife saw it on my desk and read it, and particularly liked "I can't find a pulse......" from GARY WEST Dallas Morning News, "Love the book, thanks. I'll buy a few more and give them to friends for Christmas. from BILL CHRISTINE Los Angeles Times, "Rich, You've missed your calling! I'll give you a plug." from VINNIE PERRONE The Washington Post, "An absolute gem." Four of the most widely respected racing journalists agree - - Picking Losers is really a lot of fun and makes for a clever gift. Share the laughter with someone who knows the breed!

Aufs Neue füllt Inge Schlüter ein Buch mit ihren kurzweiligen Kolumnen. Der Mix aus Humor, Kritik und Information gibt diesen Texten ihre besondere Note. Wer über Alltägliches oder Irrwitziges nachdenken oder schmunzeln möchte, ist mit diesem Band aus der Reihe "Informitzig" bestens bedient.

Need a gift for a 50 year old man or woman? This funny notebook will be perfect. This inexpensive gift will make everyone laugh. Great Over the Hill birthday gift for a man or woman.Book features: 6x9 Soft Cover120 Lined PagesUse for a gratitude journal, notes, or grocery list