Humoristisk fantasy

Something wickedly sexy this way comes...A laugh out loud witchy romcom for fans of Lana Harper and Erin Sterling !

You are Taylor, a full-blooded rocker and a full-time idiot. You're leading a miserable existence in a shitty metropolis when, unexpectedly, the God of Rock tired of office chooses you to be his successor. Your challenge: Prove your aptitude for Mt. Olympus by building up a talentless garage band with no prospects to become the greatest Metal act on the planet-and, along the way, save the world.Metal Heroes and the Fate of Rock is filled with all the pitfalls, clichés and famous figures that the rock scene has to offer. Combined with a goodly portion of humor and tough talk, this somewhat different fantasy gamebook in­vites you to master its challenges.As counterparts to the testosterone-driven Metalheads, Jill Janus and Charlotte Wessels raise their voices to rescue the music world.The accompanying soundtrack directly in­flu­ences the pro­gress of the gamebook and contains international metal bands from all stylistic directions.The accompanying soundtrack directly influences the progress of the gamebook and contains international metal bands from all stylistic directions, including music from Alestorm, Cavalera Conspiracy, Delain, DevilDriver, Garagedays, Gormathon, Grave Digger, Huntress, Mammoth Mammoth, Striker, and Visions of Atlantis.

All Hell is breaking loose, and it's up to the nicest guy you'll ever meet to set things straight-if he doesn't lose his heart in the process.

John Tucker Must Die meets Shrek in a revenge tale where Princesses save themselves.

Every page and chapter is labelled as 666.

Something dark is brewing in Europe... Weeks after the events in Philadelphia that saw them come face to face with the Sorcerer King, Mae Jin resumes her job as a mortuary assistant at Grandview General and Nikolai Stanisic goes to Prague to train with the Council of the Moon. When Mae stumbles upon something strange during an autopsy and more dead bodies with similar findings turn up, she soon realizes their enemy is up to no good again. Meanwhile, Vlad Vissarion is approached by an infamous Colombian cartel demanding an introduction to Budimir Volkov, one of his Bratva's most senior generals. A man he knows harbors ill feelings toward him by virtue of their shared past. When Budimir's grandson Roman is ambushed and kidnapped by Oscar Beneventi, a chain of events ensues that results in Nikolai and his familiar Alastair absorbing a dangerous new power into their bodies. New and deadly allies come to the fore as everyone converges on Prague to stop the Dark Council's next scheme. Will Mae, Nikolai, and Vlad be able to save Roman from Oscar and Barquiel's clutches and uncover their nefarious intentions? Or will the Sorcerer King succeed in moving one step closer to his goals?

When I crash land on a hostile planet, a hot alien pilot must defy intergalactic rules and save me by claiming me as his mate.

ONE GEEK STUCK IN A WORLD OF HURT.Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder isn't having a great day. His girlfriend is lost in another dimension, his apartment's been staked out by werewolves, and to top it all off he's flat broke.Too bad there's no rest for the wicked. Monstrous beasts of biblical proportions have been unleashed upon the world, leaving Bill with a mighty big question - how the hell is one poor-ass vamp supposed to stop something the size of a battleship?All's not lost, though. With a magic hammer by his side along with friends too stupid to quit, Bill will have to pierce the veil and explore a strange new world for answers. Success will mean saving everyone he knows, including his lost love. If he fails, however, it'll be far more than just his credit rating that's left in ruins.----------Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder returns in The Liching Hour. For fans of Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, or Orlando Sanchez, this novel promises a captivating adventure filled with horror and hilarity.¿Don't miss out on this bloody good time! Dive fangs-first into the captivating world of Bill of the Dead today.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor