Conversations In Hyperreality: and other thoughts Umberto Eco and Dave Barry never had - Angela K. Durden - Bog

Read the words of the world's only Autodidact Polymath Magnificently Methodical Southern Woman and The Most Brilliant Woman In The World as she guides you through page after page of deep thinking coupled with hilarious snarky until the lily is gilded. You will faint in pure pleasure at her insights. Yes, humorists are much busier people than you, especially this one who has identified the role of the Medicinal Margarita in a writer's life, and more than you can imagine as this partial list of chapters will show. (And yes, you will want to read the footnoes.) "Do not despise small beginnings."Conversations in Hyperreality, or The Polymaths Amongst Us and the New RenaissanceCats throughout history, or How I almost threw upWhat do Marxists, Russians, and Pussy-Hat Wearing Liberal Democrat RINO Socialist Fascist Commies all have in common? They love moneyThe Most Brilliant Woman In The World nailed it a long time agoExplaining a Theme Park to Future Archeologists and AnthropologistsThe Medicinal MargaritaThe difference between boys and girls, from someone who knowsA Gender Scholar goes to Hooter's to find out why it is so popular"I do not apologize for my insensitive tweet.""No Selfie Zone"One cannot wave a weenie. One can only waggle itAngela listens to braggings and questions the recollectionsIf This, Then That: Or How to Spin facts in an Alternative UniverseCaution: Prone to break out in songIf I write a tell-all about my affair with a married, big-time, well-known, highly lauded, and not-too-much-younger-than-me crime writer, will my other books sell faster?Living life tempo SnapchatoWhat I've learned of communication by singing at Jazz jamsTwo conversations in hyperreality, or Karma is a bitchHow not to rob a convenience storePansexual: The New SlutThe Winds of WarEmojis and Emoticons: The New Language of LoveConversation over a coffee shop counterI was accused of being an unsuccessful smartass. Does that make me a dumbass?You never really know someone until you sleep with themGoodbye, ArethaHow Angela put da beatdown on the Kingsmen drummerThe Art of the Snappy Comeback: That's my name. Don't wear it outHazel and The Russians: A Lesson in DiplomacySpeaking of bulliesHow to Speak Like a Liberal Newscaster in Three Easy StepsHow to Speak like a Conservative NewscasterHow to Speak Like a Conservative TV/Radio PunditThe History of The Dark WebThe Vagina WarsCommas be goneThe Nature of the Crave: Part ThreePlaying Strip Poker Like a Boss