Bøger af David Kappele

Valentine's Day is a cash grab. We all know it, we all acknowledge it, but we still need to spend enough money to ensure the other 27 nights of February are doghouse-free. Jewelry is expensive and cliché. Flowers are expensive and disposable. Poetry though... poetry is forever. This collection of poems from The Daily Travesty is an inexpensive, one-of-a-kind gift that your exes will keep returning to you year after year, making it a perennial romantic gesture. Inside you will find poems ranging from silly to tasteless, ensuring countless laughs from the men in your life and at least a few minutes of disappointed silence from the recipient.

Just when you thought you escaped...Hindsight is 2020, so mediocre poet and unsuccessful author David Kappele has lovingly curated the least odious of his works in one tremendous volume. Look back with fond memories (or horrific flashbacks) at every not-entirely-terrible poem from the blog The Daily Travesty. Also included are a number of bad illustrations, uncensored commentary by the poet, and a recipe for Jell-o.This is not a good book, and you should not buy it. If you do, however, you will either laugh exactly once or have a great book to regift to that cousin you hate.

From the Poet behind "Sex, Lies, and Poetry" and "America: Land of the Buy One, Get One Free" comes a third collection of comic poetry! Connoisseurs will be disgusted, the author's parents and teachers will be ashamed, and you will be delighted by the short, irreverent literary glop this book contains. Inside, you will: -Learn why leprosy is a blessing -Probably be offended -Laugh until your spleen almost ruptures, but not quite, because we're considerate that way. So why wait? Buy the longest title yet from the World's Worst Professional Poet before someone wises up and quits producing this garbage!

"When I think of America, I think of a beautiful land, as diverse as the people within it... This land is full of stunning natural beauties, breathtaking cities, and women who have to wash their hair that evening, but it was nice of me to ask." -David Kappele, from the introduction In this collection of comic poems, The World's Worst Professional Poet shares his insight and insanity on what makes America great. With more than 50 never-before-seen poems, as well as favorites from thedailytravesty.com, this collection is not to be missed.