Bøger af Mark Geoffrey Young

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pervert jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pervert Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pervert Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Pervert joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Pervert jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Perverts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pervert and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pervert brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pervert who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Perverts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of editor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Editor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of editor jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one editor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many editor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do editors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An editor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The editor turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the editor. The editor's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the editor who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do editors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Upholsterer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Upholsterer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Upholsterer Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Upholsterer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Upholsterer jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Upholsterers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Upholsterer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Upholsterer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Upholsterer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Upholsterers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Wanker jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Wanker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Wanker Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Wanker joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Wanker jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Wankers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Wanker and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Wanker brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Wanker who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Wankers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Undertaker jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Undertaker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Undertaker Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Undertaker joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Undertaker jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Undertakers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Undertaker and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Undertaker brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Undertaker who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Undertakers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Masturbator jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Masturbator Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Masturbator Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Masturbator joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Masturbator jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Masturbators wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Masturbator and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Masturbator brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Masturbator who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Masturbators laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of doctor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Doctor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of doctor jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one doctor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many doctor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do doctors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A doctor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The doctor turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the doctor. The doctor's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the doctor who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do doctors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Gay jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Gay Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Gay Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Gay joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Gay jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Gays wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Gay and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Gay brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Gay who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Gays laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Underwriter jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Underwriter Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Underwriter Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Underwriter joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Underwriter jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Underwriters wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Underwriter and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Underwriter brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Underwriter who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Underwriters laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Umpire jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Umpire Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Umpire Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Umpire joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Umpire jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Umpires wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Umpire and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Umpire brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Umpire who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Umpires laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of dentist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of dentist jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one dentist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many dentist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do dentists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A dentist and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The dentist turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the dentist. The dentist's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the dentist who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do dentists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Botswana citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Botswana citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Botswana citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Botswana citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Botswana citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Botswana citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Botswana citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Botswana citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Botswana citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Botswana citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Orthodontist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Orthodontist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Orthodontist jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Orthodontists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Orthodontist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Orthodontist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Orthodontist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Orthodontists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of counselor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Counselor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of counselor jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one counselor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many counselor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do counselors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A counselor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The counselor turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the counselor. The counselor's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the counselor who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do counselors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Slovak jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Slovak Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Slovak Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Slovak joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Slovak jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Slovaks wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Slovak and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Slovak brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Slovak who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Slovaks laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Optician jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Optician Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Optician Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Optician joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Optician jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Opticians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Optician and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Optician brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Optician who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Opticians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Occupational Therapist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Occupational Therapist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Occupational Therapist Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Occupational Therapist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Occupational Therapist jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Occupational Therapists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Occupational Therapist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Occupational Therapist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Occupational Therapist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Occupational Therapists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of clerk jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Clerk Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of clerk jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one clerk joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many clerk jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do clerks wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A clerk and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The clerk turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the clerk. The clerk's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the clerk who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do clerks laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Obstetrician jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Obstetrician Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Obstetrician Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Obstetrician joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Obstetrician jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Obstetricians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Obstetrician and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Obstetrician brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Obstetrician who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Obstetricians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Nuclear Physicist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nuclear Physicist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Nuclear Physicist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Nuclear Physicist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Nuclear Physicist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Nuclear Physicists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Nuclear Physicist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Nuclear Physicist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Nuclear Physicist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Nuclear Physicists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of South African jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one South African joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many South African jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do South Africans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a South African and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The South African brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the South African who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do South Africans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Information Technology Manager jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Information Technology Manager Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Information Technology Manager Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Information Technology Manager joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Information Technology Manager jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Information Technology Managers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Information Technology Manager and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Information Technology Manager brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Information Technology Manager who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Information Technology Managers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Handball jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Handball Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Handball Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Handball joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Handball jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Handball Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Handball Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Handball Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Handball Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Handball Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Spanish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Spanish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Spanish takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Spaniard Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Spanish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Spanish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Spaniards wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Spaniard and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Spaniard brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Spaniard who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Spaniards laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Sri Lankan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Sri Lankan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Sri Lankan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Sri Lankan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Sri Lankan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Sri Lankans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Sri Lankan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Sri Lankan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Sri Lankan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Sri Lankans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Gymnast jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Gymnast joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Gymnast jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Gymnasts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Gymnast and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Gymnast brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Gymnast who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Gymnasts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Superintendent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Superintendent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Superintendent Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Superintendent joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Superintendent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Superintendents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Superintendent and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Superintendent brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Superintendent who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Superintendents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Sudanese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Sudanese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Sudanese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Sudanese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Sudanese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Sudanese wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Sudanese and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Sudanese brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Sudanese who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Sudanese laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Student jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Student Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Student Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Student joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Student jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Students wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Student and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Student brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Student who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Students laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of barber jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of barber jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one barber joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many barber jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do barbers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A barber and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The barber turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the barber. The barber's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the barber who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do barbers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.