Bøger af Mark Geoffrey Young

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surinamer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surinamer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Surinamer Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Surinamer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Surinamer jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Surinamers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Surinamer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Surinamer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Surinamer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Surinamers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Statistician jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Statistician Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Statistician Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Statistician joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Statistician jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Statisticians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Statistician and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Statistician brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Statistician who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Statisticians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swazi jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Swazi Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Swazi Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Swazi joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Swazi jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Swazis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Swazi and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Swazi brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Swazi who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Swazis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Spy jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Spy Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Spy Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Spy joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Spy jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Spies wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Spy and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Spy brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Spy who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Spies laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Syrian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Syrian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Syrian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Syrian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Syrian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Syrians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Syrian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Syrian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Syrian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Syrians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surveillance Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surveillance Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Surveillance Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Surveillance Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Surveillance Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Surveillance Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Surveillance Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Surveillance Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Surveillance Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Surveillance Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of banker jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Banker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of banker jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one banker joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many banker jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do bankers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A banker and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The banker turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the banker. The banker's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the banker who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do bankers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Taiwanese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Taiwanese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Taiwanese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Taiwanese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Taiwanese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Taiwanese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Taiwanese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Taiwanese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Taiwanese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Taiwanese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surveyor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Surveyor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Surveyor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Surveyors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Surveyor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Surveyor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Surveyor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Surveyors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of author jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Author Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of author jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one author joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many author jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do authors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An author and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Author turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the author. The author's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the author who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do authors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tajik jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tajik Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tajik Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tajik joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tajik jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tajiks wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tajik and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tajik brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tajik who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tajiks laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of analyst jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Analyst Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of analyst jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one analyst joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many analyst jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do analysts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An analyst and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Analyst turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the analyst. The analyst's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the analyst who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do analysts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swimming Instructor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Swimming Instructor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Swimming Instructor Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Swimming Instructor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Swimming Instructor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Swimming Instructors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Swimming Instructor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Swimming Instructor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Swimming Instructor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Swimming Instructors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tanzanian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tanzanian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tanzanian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tanzanian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tanzanian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tanzanians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tanzanian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tanzanian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tanzanian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tanzanians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of actor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Actor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of actor jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one actor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many actor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do actors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An actor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Actor turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the actor. The actor's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the actor who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do actors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Thai jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Thai Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Thai Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Thai joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Thai jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Thais wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Thai and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Thai brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Thai who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Thais laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tour Guide jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tour Guide Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tour Guide Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tour Guide joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tour Guide jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tour Guides wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tour Guide and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tour Guide brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tour Guide who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tour Guides laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of account executive jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Account Executive Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of account executive jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one account executive joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many account executive jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do account executives wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An account executive and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Account Executive turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the account executive. The account executive's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the account executive who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do account executives laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tobagonian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tobagonian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tobagonian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tobagonian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tobagonian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tobagonians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tobagonian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tobagonian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tobagonian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tobagonians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Travel Agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Travel Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Travel Agent Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Travel Agent joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Travel Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Travel Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Travel Agent and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Travel Agent brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Travel Agent who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Travel Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Togolese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Togolese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Togolese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Togolese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Togolese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Togolese wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Togolese and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Togolese brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Togolese who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Togolese laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tongan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tongan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tongan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tongan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tongan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tongans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tongan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tongan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tongan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tongans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Truck Driver jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Truck Driver Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Truck Driver Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Truck Driver joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Truck Driver jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Truck Drivers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Truck Driver and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Truck Driver brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Truck Driver who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Truck Drivers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Trinidadian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Trinidadian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Trinidadian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Trinidadian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Trinidadian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Trinidadians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Trinidadian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Trinidadian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Trinidadian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Trinidadians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tutor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tutor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tutor Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tutor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tutor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tutors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tutor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tutor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tutor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tutors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tunisian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tunisian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tunisian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tunisian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tunisian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tunisians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tunisian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tunisian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tunisian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tunisians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Turkmen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Turkmen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Turkmen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Turkmen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Turkmen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Turkmens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Turkmen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Turkmen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Turkmen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Turkmens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Furniture Salesperson jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Furniture Salesperson Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Furniture Salesperson Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Furniture Salesperson joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Furniture Salesperson jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Furniture Salespersons wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Furniture Salesperson and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Furniture Salesperson brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Furniture Salesperson who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Furniture Salespersons laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of nurse jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nurse Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of nurse jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one nurse joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many nurse jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do nurses wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A nurse and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Nurse turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the nurse. The nurse's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the nurse who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do nurses laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tuvaluan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tuvaluan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tuvaluan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tuvaluan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tuvaluan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tuvaluans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tuvaluan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tuvaluan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tuvaluan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tuvaluans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***