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"When the lunch bell rings at Newville Elementary, you can bet that things are about to get WEIRD! Welcome to the Cafetorium! It's a cafeteria, a gymnasium, and possibly a portal to a world where cube-shaped mashed potatoes are plotting against the almost-definitely-robotic lunch staff. Join Liz Dawson, Declan, Remy, and the rest of Newville Elementary as they learn that when you have plans in the Cafetorium, the Cafetorium has plans for you, too!"--

There's one thing that can provide comfort in a world of chaos and confusion: overly specific lists. Ever wondered what the Mandarin word for platypus translates to? Probably not, but it's "duck mouth beast." And there's more where that came from, thanks to Adam Sharp's Euphemisms That Get on My You-Know-Whats, a collection of fascinating, hilarious, and brilliantly odd lists. This book covers just about everything you never knew you didn't know, from the noises that animals make around the world to titles of movies that sound dirty but aren't--and much more. Whether you revel in trivia, desire more creative ways to curse your foes, or simply enjoy the structure of a good list, you'll love the weird genius of Euphemisms That Get on My You-Know-Whats.

From the original publisher of daily Sudokus in the United States, USA TODAY presents a collection of Sudoku puzzles in four difficulty levels, along with fun Sudoku variants, such as Sudoku X and Sudoku mini puzzles. USA TODAY Sudoku and Variants is a collection featuring Sudoku puzzles in four difficulty levels from USA TODAY--the nation's no. 1 newspaper, plus Sudoku X and Sudoku mini puzzles to round out the collection. Features include: Introductory how-to section200 total Sudoku puzzlesComprehensive answer key

The nation's newspaper, USA TODAY, presents 200 brand-new logic puzzles for enthusiasts of all skill levels. The USA TODAY brand reaches over 6 million people daily. USA TODAY Logic Super Challenge 3 features all-new original logic puzzles that will flex the brain, challenge assumptions, and entertain for hours. This collection is all about variety--including mind-stretching puzzles such as Battleships and Domino Search, and beloved story puzzles that are certain to exercise your brain and boost your IQ. Grab a pencil and begin strengthening your puzzle-solving skills with USA TODAYLogic Super Challenge 3.

From the original publisher of daily Sudokus in the United States, USA TODAY presents 200 all-new Sudoku puzzle challenges in five difficulty levels. USA TODAY Sudoku Super Challenge 3 is a collection featuring 200 Sudoku puzzles in five difficulty levels from USA TODAY--the nation's newspaper. Features include: Introductory how-to section200 9 x 9 Sudoku puzzlesComprehensive answer key

Popular artist of the hit Million coloring book series, Lulu Mayo, shows how anyone can learn to draw adorable unicorns and other cute creatures using simple shapes in 5 easy steps. This book will show readers how to draw quirky, kawaii (super cute) spring characters in a wonderfully easy and inspiring way.> The book contains 30 of these doodling exercises, featuring a bunny, sloth, llama, chick, lamb, turtle, duckling, and kawaii Easter eggs! Its easiness, simplicity, and quirkiness will resonate with animal lovers, artists, and doodle enthusiasts of all skill levels and ages. Absorbing and fun, it will ignite a doodler's curiosity and inspire them to experiment creatively. Lulu Mayo's Drawing with Simple Shapes series also includes How to Draw a Mermaid and How to Draw a Unicorn.

Appreciate the little things, believe in your personal power, and connect with nature using this simple and beautifully illustrated mindfulness primer. L is for ListeningT is for ThankfulnessV is for VisualizationFrom accepting your thoughts to zooming your focus in and out, The A to Z of Mindfulness will spark your curiosity about a wide variety of mindfulness subjects and encourage you to practice them with interactive prompts and reflective activities. Bright watercolor paintings and charming design make for a calming reading experience, while quotes and mantras provide the perfect dose of inspiration. Sometimes concrete and helpful, sometimes broad and motivational, The A to Z of Mindfulness is an unintimidating book guaranteed to fuel anyone's mindfulness practice.

Pick up a permanent marker and lose yourself in these gorgeous coloring pages, complete with a surprising mixed media twist! New from the Posh line comes this unique and magical coloring book. Not only will you build creativity and integrate calm and relaxation into your day, you'll also reveal a surprise at the end as the colors interact with the built-in glitter sections to create works of art beyond your wildest dreams. More than just a normal coloring experience, these highly designed coloring pages have hundreds of scenes, from decorated elephants to lotus flowers to intricate, Bohemian-inspired patterns and are guaranteed to supply you with hours of enjoyment and gorgeous works of art.

"Thirty years after Armstrong's comics brought diversity to the funny pages of America's major newspapers, this humor strip retrospective perfectly packages the uncommon vision and exuberant creativity of its skilled creator." - Publisher's Weekly With over 500 comics, original paintings, and an intro by the author, this deluxe JumpStart treasury celebrates 30 years of one of the most beloved African-American family comic strips in history. Robb Armstrong's JumpStart comic strip follows the family life of the Cobb family: Joe, a police officer, his wife, Marcy, a nurse, and their children, Sunny, JoJo, and twins Tommy and Teddy, as well as their extended family, friends, and colleagues in the city of Philadelphia. JumpStart appears in hundreds of newspapers, earning praise from readers including Peanuts creator Charles Schulz. This special treasury traces the strip's development over the past three decades, featuring some of the strip's most enduring and humorous storylines, making it the perfect introduction for new readers as well as the ideal souvenir for longtime fans of JumpStart.

"When Kitty looks for the perfect home, she makes an unlikely best friend--Dragon! From Epic! Originals, Kitty and Dragon is a lovable early reader series about finding true friendship when you least expect it. Book 1 of this early reader series features three adorable stories about Kitty and Dragon--best friends, even when one of them is snoring, being messy, or having a sad day. Even though they are quite different from one another, Kitty and Dragon have learned that there's nothing better than being together, just the way they are."--Publisher's description.

"Sixteen-year-old Jeremy Duncan is a high school freshman and an aspiring musician. He daydreams about the day when his band, Goat Cheese Pizza, records their first monster hit single, and they all pile into his van for their cross-country, sold-out concert tour. Between naps, study hall, and band practice, Jeremy still manages to find time to be the star of the ... comic strip Zits"--

Imagine losing up to 10 pounds in one week simply by enjoying your favorie foods with a delicious cup of tea!  It sounds almost too good to be true, but Japanese researchers have foud that special antioxidants called ployphenols found in certain teas inhibit the body's ability to absorb fat by as much as 20 percent. What's more, in a 10-year study of over 1,000 people, those who regularly drank black, green, or oolong tea had nearly 20 perecnt less body fat than those who drank none.

"Published in French under the title Journal d'un Noob - Escape book - Le mâega temple maudit"--Copyright page.

Hedgehogs, a.k.a. adorable little spike balls, can soften even the toughest hearts with one simple reminder: a pinch of compassion goes a long way. So small, so cute, and yet so spiky! How do these tiny creatures always know how to make us smile? With charming quotes and puns--and a whole heap of huggable hedgehogs--this book is guaranteed to add a dose of warmth and love to your day.

The nation's newspaper presents puzzle-smiths the ultimate cranium conundrum collection with USA TODAY Jumbo Puzzle Book Super Challenge 2. The USA TODAY Jumbo Puzzle Book Super Challenge 2 is an eclectic mix of brain games including puzzles such as crossword, logic, Sudoku, and much more. This hefty edition features twice the number of puzzles than most books and for just a few dollars more. Sharpen your pencils and get ready for challenging and exciting fun!

USA TODAY Crossword Super Challenge 2 is an all-new collection of 200 crosswords for puzzle-smiths of all skill levels. Crossword is a classic puzzle that continues to be one of the most popular puzzle types. Keep your mind sharp with this enlightening and brain-bolstering assortment of fun from the nation's newspaper and gaming authority, USA TODAY.

Includes excerpt from Diary of a 5th grade outlaw: The friend thief.

Series statement from publisher's website.

Self-made poet and social media sensation Pierre Jeanty has triumphed once again with his most recent collection, Apologies That Never Came. From words that never left your mouth to feelings you held on to, these words explore an unspoken space in heartbreak and pain, providing solace to the wounded soul. With massive social media followings and a loyal fan base, Jeanty is poised for great success for his sixth poetry collection entitled Apologies That Never Came. In this series of prose and poetry, both the words and sentiment are simple, uninterrupted by excess flair or complexity. Apologies That Never Came dissects the agony of heartbreak and loss through the unexpressed words and feelings; what is left over at the end. While his poems and prose delve into pain, they ultimately transcend that heartbreak, awakening everyone's preexisting strength and capacity for growth. Much like in his previous collections, Jeanty has successfully created a tool for unity and healing out of the torment of his experiences.

The ultimate guidebook for protecting yourself and your family from the terrifying dangers surrounding us all written by Bill Stanton, arguably the nation's most recognized and respected expert in personal security and protection. What do a CIA spy, FBI cyber-security expert, EMT, firefighter, thoracic surgeon, NYPD police chief, pastor, attorney, Secret Service psychologist, and a Special Forces Green Beret have in common? Two things: Like you, they all care about the safety and security of their families. And they all look to Bill Stanton for the practical, life-saving tips and advice that can help them prepare for the worst. In Prepared Not Scared, author Bill Stanton has amassed more than 500 years of combined security experience and advice through his connections with world-class experts in criminology, psychology, military science, self-defense, technology, and emergency preparedness. But Prepared Not Scared is no dense, plodding textbook. It moves rapidly, with dramatic storytelling, fascinating expert interviews, practical street-smart advice, and Stanton's own brand of no-hold's-barred humor. Peppered with useful tips, actionable bullet points, and factoids, the book is both an entertaining read and an easy-to-use reference manual that will help you understand and incorporate the advice into your daily life. With each chapter you read, you will increase your chances of protecting yourself from ever becoming a victim of: Child abduction Home invasion Active shooter situations Identity theft Terrorism Sexual assault Pet injury or abduction Con jobs School violence Workplace harassment Opioid abuse Drug addition Auto safety and security Cyber crime Personal security breaches Deception Muggings With Stanton's help, you'll also learn how to quickly identify the bad guys and know exactly how to react in potentially dangerous situations. In all, Prepared Not Scared will give you peace of mind and the confidence of knowing that you have all the tools and knowledge you need to survive and thrive in these trying, sometimes, terrifying times. Praise for Prepared Not Scared "The second best thing to having Bill Stanton personally watch your back is to buy his fantastic new book, Prepared Not Scared." -Sylvester Stallone "Prepared Not Scared brings attention, clarity, and empowerment in the uncertain times of fear, distress, and danger. A must-have book in today's world." -Bill Bratton, former NYPD commissioner and LAPD police chief "Prepared Not Scared-the title speaks for itself. Bill brings awareness and an important understanding of how to make changes that can significantly improve our chances in a life-threatening situation." -Dr. Drew Pinsky, board-certified internist, addiction medicine specialist, and media personality "In my career I've reported on shocking crimes-from terrorism to murder cases, kidnappings and beyond-many of which dominated headlines around the world. I've interviewed both perpetrators and victims, and it has always left me with the same question: How could crimes like these have been avoided? Prepared Not Scared provides real answers, giving practical advice on how to stay safe while helping us better understand the way bad guys think. MUST READ." -Megyn Kelly, TV broadcaster "No one wants to be a victim and the best way to keep from becoming one is to know what to do in advance. At Inside Edition, we often rely on Bill Stanton to show our viewers ways to stay safe in all kinds of potentially dangerous situations. Now his readers have a resource to time-tested advice to protect themselves and their loved ones." -Deborah Norville, anchor, Inside Edition "Working and training with friends and Martial Arts icons like Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, I've spent my life teaching karate and how to best protect oneself. Bill's book does the same. It's like getting a Black Belt for your mind." -Bob Wall, legendary martial arts master, actor, author of Who's Who in Martial Arts For more than 20 years, Bill Stanton has been one of the best known security analysts in the nation, offering practical and easy to execute tips. Now with Prepared Not Scared he uses that expertise to show how some basic planning and strategy, not fear, can keep you and your family safer. Who wouldn't want that? " -Dan Abrams Esq., founder, Law and Crime Network "We all seem to daily face the looming threats of terrorism, gun violence, and personal attack-and as a doctor, I can confidently say that basic first aid education has woefully failed to keep up with our current challenges. Prepared Not Scared tackles medical emergencies head-on in a realistic, actionable way. Read this cover to cover to boost your confidence and know-how in any medical crisis." -Dr. John Spears, D.O., special forces veteran, counter-insurgency expert, and spinal surgeon "Prepared Not Scared should be in every home. From protecting your online identity to detecting deception, this book tackles new, modern, and current quandaries in American security. This is not your mother's safety guide. Read it yourself, then share it with your loved ones." -Phil Houston, CEO, QVerity and a 25-year CIA veteran, and co-author of The New York Times bestsellers Spy the Lie and Get the Truth "Prepared Not Scared is a much-needed addition to American bookshelves everywhere. Just as threats change, our reactions need to adapt, too. The book you hold in your hands is the update we all desperately need to correct what we were taught in school and by our parents. Prepared Not Scared is modernized common sense, filled with smart, quick tips for staying safe and secure, whatever the day brings." -Dan O'Connor, founder of The O'Connor Group, 26-year CIA veteran and former CIA chief administrator of U.S. facilities in Europe, and Central and South America "In my professional life as an attorney handling many headline cases that play out on the nightly news and front pages of America, I can't think of having a better investigator than Bill Stanton by my side. In my personal life handling the safety and security of my family, it's his book, Prepared Not Scared." -Joe Tacopina Esq.

"Become litter-ate in the basics of important art movements through a host of beautifully illustrated cats, each one inspired by a specific period in art hiss-tory: Surrealism, Cubism, Abstract Expressionism, Ancient Egyptian (of course), and many more. From Claude Meow-net to Jackson Paw-llock, these creative cats will introduce you to key themes and artists you won't soon fur-get. Purr-haps even inspiring you to make your own version!"--Publisher's description.

From the creator of the hit webcomic My Life As a Background Slytherin comes a hilarious graphic novel pastiche of classic Romantic literature led by a trio of queer misfits--and several angry vampires.ires.

"This book will show readers how to draw quirky, kawaii (super cute) animals in a wonderfully easy and inspiring way. Step by step, illustrator Lulu Mayo will explain how to draw various creatures by using simple shapes, such as circles, ovals, rectangles, and triangles, and how to personalize them by adding your own, adorable details."--

Looking to start a plant family? For most urban dwellers, a large garden bursting with color and beauty is but a dream. Enter the cacti. The perfect plant pet, prickly cacti and soothing succulents are resilient to the laziest of gardeners. Brighten the darkest corners of your home with these prickly, but nice customers. They can be trained to suit the smallest or largest of indoor spaces. The book is divided into sections on starting your urban jungle, training essentials, 50 plant varieties, and troubleshooting. You'll be a proud plant parent in no time!

Reprint. Originally published: Chichester, West Sussex, UK: Summersdale Publishers Ltd., 2017.

"Pull-out poster plus flip book animation"--Cover.