The Best Ever Book of Shop Assistant Jokes - Mark Geoffrey Young - Bog

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Shop assistant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Shop assistant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Shop assistant Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Shop assistant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Shop assistant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Shop assistants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Shop assistant and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Shop assistant brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Shop assistant who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Shop assistants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***