The W1nners' Club 2020 Annual Performance Review - Darcus White - Bog

'Instagram egg that beat Kylie Jenner to star in a single episode cookery show, ' 'Carlsberg changes its slogan to 'definitely the worst beer in the world', ' 'Star Wars theme park rides restricted to people tall enough to be a Stormtrooper, ' 'Puma to attack the first 100 customers at its new flagship store with a real puma' - who'd have thought the fake news problem could ever get any worse.............until now! That's right folks! The W1nners' Club is back again with yet another kick-ass collection of the least factually correct satirical business news stories written anywhere in the world. The year may be 2020, but we bet you'll give us 10 out of 10 for the side-splitting laughter we provide you with whilst reading on the daily commute. Warn your fellow plane, train and bus passengers beforehand that you're about to read this - because there's nothing worse than the person who is sat next to you laughing out loud at the top of their voice when you have a hangover on the way in to wo