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Color your way to Bucolia! Bucolia: a nearaway place over the river and into the hills where... -Cattle cowspire to wage cowrilla warfare against unwitting humans -Potlucks and fence posts replace CNN -Scotch and Merlot are as essential to good gardening as fertilizer and water -There be witches, wolves, and wild winged wonders -Truncated gerunds dominate the dialect -Mystifying, monstrous machines rule the roads -Cats and dragonflies become spiritual oracles -Frayed and unraveled lives are rewoven And... -You must drag your home over a mountain logging road just to get there Bring your crayons, markers, and coloring pencils; drop on by, pick up some farm-fresh flowers, eggs and zucchini-just leave your money in the pickle jar.

Presented as a miraculous cure-all, Tono-Bungay is in fact nothing other than a pleasant-tasting liquid with no positive effects. Nonetheless, when the young George Ponderevo is employed by his uncle Edward to help market this ineffective medicine, he finds his life overwhelmed by its sudden success. Soon the worthless substance is turned into a formidable fortune as society becomes convinced of the merits of Tono-Bungay through a combination of skilled advertising and public credulity.

So, you want a man?Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts.99% of your romantic relationships have failed.You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships.The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking.In this book, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want (for the time being). True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately.Don't go hunting birds with hammers.Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here.)Learn how to net Mr. Right.After reading this book you will know how to approach all types of men, including: Older MenShort MenBrown Men... and many others.It works. I've gotten women laid."Phil guided me through meeting the man of my dreams. I think I'm ready for my next dream, please." - AnonymousPlease buy the book, so I can continue my research ...and drink better wine while I'm at it.

Political cartoonist and author Paxton Frombaugh has created this little parody in the hopes that we can combat willful ignorance with laughter. It was inspired by our current President's decision to ignore the great majority of the scientific community, and instead rely upon his own opinion. I hope you enjoy it! "I'll probably be arrested for writing this recommendation, but the book is too good for me to stay silent; and we can dance until we're put up against the wall and shot. Mr. Frombaugh, author and political cartoonist, has created a protest spoof that should be put on the bookshelf next to Kurt Vonnegut, if Paxton would change his last name to Vrombaugh of course. I was delighted reading it and a bit shocked at his daring. He doesn't hold back! Mostly, the book gave me a bit of comfort, and if you're scared because the lunatics have taken over the asylum, then read this. It'll make you feel a little better. Paxton reminds us that as long as we have art and words, we are still free." -T. Fox Dunham, author of Destroying the Tangible Illusion of Reality or Searching for Andy Kaufman

Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday.This large print internet password organizer makes the perfect birthday gift! People of all ages need a way to keep and organize all those hard to remember website usernames and passwords. After all, there is nothing more irritating than trying to log into a website and getting that lovely message, "Incorrect Username or Password." UGH! With this book that will be a problem no more.The first page of the book features space for up to 5 wireless networks along with their locations and passwords. This book also features space to list 288 internet accounts including: Account/Website NameUsernamePasswordEmailPin CodeSecurity QuestionOther features include: Pages are in alphabetical order.Nice wide lines with plenty of space to write.A large book size of 8 1/2" x 11" so it can be easily found.Search "Level Up Designs Happy Birthday Books" or click on our name above and check out our wide variety of awesome birthday books.

Are you or a loved one feeling poorly or depressed? In need of some laughs to brighten the day? "Get Well Soon" is a book full of jokes and humour to help you smile and chuckle and keep the doctor away.

Grab This Deal For The Comics Artist In Your Life For Less Than $10See that girl always doodling and dreaming up stories and plots? She's gonna LOVE the What Happens Next Comic Book For Budding Artists edition, created especially for young artists between 9 and 14 years of age.Bokkaku Dojinshi has created this book as a 6 by 9 inch, perfect pocket book form. Plenty of different templates to explore as well as loads of room to keep track of plot ideas.There is even space for special expression studies of the main characters so the budding artist hits the right emotion in her images every single time.This book is perfect for: mangagraphic novelsSunday funniesanimefan fictionParents and teachers love What Happens Next Comics series for these reasons: helps speech developmentincreases literacydevelops a sense of sequencecreates confidencedevelops an appreciation for artboots creativityOnce you get this book, notice how handy it is - perfect pocket book size means no bulky bags on summer trips or lazy afternoons under a willow tree. All you need is your pencil and ink pen! Can't wait to see what you make of your And then... comic book!

In addition to his books, author Vincent Yanez also wrote the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart, mainly due to a group of politicians who gained power by using hate, fear and ignorance as their rally cry. Vince decided that instead of writing about politics, he would instead, make fun of it. This is a collection of those political satire pieces, which made their way around the internet in 2013, along with some cartoons he drew when the words wouldn't come. Vince no longer involves himself much in politics. But he does hope the American people will someday find the courage to stand up to fear and ignorance, and give D.C. what it has needed for a while now, a good cleaning out.

This collection of literature attempts to compile many of the classic, timeless works that have stood the test of time and offer them at a reduced, affordable price, in an attractive volume so that everyone can enjoy them.

Violent confrontations between law enforcement and the public are on the rise and fueling a national debate. This book answers the question, how can we stop these violent confrontations from occurring in the first place? Written by former Los Angeles Police Officer Michael Lewis, An In Depth Analysis on How to Avoid Violent Confrontations with Law Enforcement, is a satirical book and one of the shortest books ever written. However, the book's message is not satirical but a message which every parent should tell their child. It's a message seldom stated by the media, politicians or even law enforcement. Over my career I know that the vast majority of law enforcement Officers don't want to get involved in a use-of-force incident. Its the citizen's who are really in control of the Police Officer's actions. The answer to the question on how to avoid a violent confrontation with law enforcement begins and ends on page one, with one single message with one single sentence. I hope you find the book a bit humorous but the message is important. It can literally save lives.

This is the fourth book in the series, 'A Town Called Gurdon.' In it are humorous stories and adventures on every page. It is about myself, my nemesis Lucy who is my cat, two blonde girls, my friend Elmer and the town of Gurdon. It is a laugh out loud fictional book that everyone can, and will, enjoy.

Five short stories dealing with the escapades of society women in America and England.

It is THAT time, again. How did HRC lose the Presidential Election, again. Again, lets see what could have happened. What did Happen. Why did it happen is what some folks still ask themselves. Either way, lets hear it, again, What Happened, This Time. This is a Humor Novelty Book.

This selection of early Wodehouse stories was assembled for Project Gutenberg. The original publication date of each story is listed in the Table of Contents.

Shit happens to everyone for all reasons. Some shit is self-inflicted by poor decisions, and some shit that happens is unfair and undeserved. Some shit you want to forget and some shit you don't, hence, this is your journal to write that shit down that you always want to remember exactly how it went down. This "Shit List because shit happens" journal will make you feel better once it is documented. Don't forget, to make sure those you care about have the same right to keep track of Shit, treat them to a journal of their own!

Petey, Bubbles (Peteys' miniature pig), and Janie go to the lake. When Bubbles gets frightened, he lets out a nauseous gas that stops anyone in their tracks.

In the 1950's a shapeshifting monster known as the Rauschmonstrum revealed himself to the world as the manipulator and shaper of much of mankind's history. The Rauschmonstrum's appearance into public life caused massive changes in the political and cultural life of the United States, as well as all over the world. Through this collection of interviews the Rauschmonstrum has had over a more than 50 year period, we get a sense of the interesting new world he has created.

You are my everything child, I wish I could explain. Unclench your teeth you little shit, here comes the choo choo train! follow the real life story of a little boy and his mother in this laugh out loud. rhyming story book.

FUN, DIRTY GAME FOR ANY BACHELORETTE PARTY!This fun Would You Rather game is specially designed for the bachelorette and her friends. You'll have tons of fun selecting from 32 questions and the two wild scenarios presented in this book. Play as a game: Read every question out loud.All ladies need to give their answers.If someone refuses to share their answer - there is a challenge insteadThis dirty version is filled with questions that won't go over well with sensitive ears, so player discretion is advised."Would you rather...?" is a fun game designed to make you choose between two difficult, equally ridiculous and often outrageous scenarios that you will never encounter in real life (hopefully anyway!). It's a great way to get to know each other better and start some really interesting conversations."Would You Rather...? Dirty Edition" is great for: adult girls party game - awesome discussion questions to turn a boring party aroundany bridal shower, bachelorette partylong road trips or as a camping game!SPECIFICATIONS: 66 pages - 32 "would you rather...?" questions + 32 challengesdimensions 6'x9'matte coverwhite paper paperback - please do not expect hardcover

First of all Sun is not female! Female only takes and takes and leaves you when you have nothing to give. But Sun gives and gives without any expectation and accompanies you till your death. People plant trees, not flowers! Why should only ladies have all the fun by writing whining poetries showing males as mean creatures and women as fairies? Why should not male also have some poetry fun?

would you call his mainspring?' he asked. -'The desire to win money and its power. Mind you, I wouldn't call that a high motive, but in a young man it's a kind of a mainspring that sets him a-going and keeps the works busy until he can get better motive power. In Harry it's broken.' -'You're right--it was busted long ago, ' said Henry Delance. -'Some one has got to contrive a new mainspring for the sons of millionaires--they're so plenty these days.' -'There's the desire to be respectable, ' he suggested. -'But it is not nearly so universal as the love of money. If it were possible to have millionaire carpenters and shoemakers there'd be more hope! But I'll try to invent a mainspring for Harry. If he doesn't marry some fool woman there's a chance for the boy--a good chance. Tell me all about him.' -In his own way, which amused me a little, the old man sketched the character of his son, or rather confessed it. -'A kind of Alexander the Great, ' he said. 'We shall

Get ready to split a rib laughing while reading this collection of newspaper columns celebrating the everyday people in Johnstown, Penna. Michele Mikesic Bender is the region's undisputed "Geezer Laureate." Her entertaining writing style, quick wit, raw humor, and incredible memory of the colorful people who decorated her life are guaranteed to satisfy the most demanding reader. She is the first and last source for nostalgia in Pennsylvania's legendary "Flood City." And she's a bit crazy to boot. You won't be able to put her book down.

What happens when a farmer who's been wishing for a boy ends up with a girlie-girl? Come along on the humorous and sometimes agonizing adventures from a childhood spent on a farm in the Eastern Oregon desert where one family raised hay, wheat, cattle, and a farm girl.

This book follows two woman as they troll a dating site in search of "the one". Their experiences will leave you both horrified, and howling with laughter. It's sex and the city without the nice shoes. If you've ever been on a dating site, are thinking about joining one, or want to have a few laughs at the authors expense this book is for you. It's all true, raunchy, insane and hilarious.

When my dear friend, Tippi Hedren, suggested I compile a book about my comical capers involving medical mishaps I thought long and hard about it. Sure, I had many funny stories to tell but it seemed a bit to "me me"... to me. However, when word started spreading about my plans, so many people wanted to contribute that the project suddenly snowballed into something not only larger but truly heart-warming. So many people wanted to share their stories to inspire and amuse others that I was absolutely amazed! What follows are those stories, in the words of the patients, interspersed with my own dissertations in comic verse and a few jokes too good to omit. A huge THANK YOU to everyone who contributed their very personal stories. May the generosity of your spirit to inspire others be revisited on you ten-fold! I hope you have as much fun reading this little book as I had compiling it. I also hope the contents tickle the desired funny bone of the special person in your life who you would like to see smile.

500 mistakes from 50 more fan-favourite TV shows, many with pictures. Mic transmitters visible in Breaking Bad, crash mats in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a necklace appearing from nowhere in Friends, and bandages disappearing in Grey's Anatomy. Mistakes aplenty in The Big Bang Theory, Cheers, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Family Guy, I Love Lucy, Knight Rider, Prison Break, Seinfeld, Sherlock, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Two and a Half Men, The Walking Dead, and many more. You'll be amazed what you've missed in some of your favourite shows!

The Importance of Being Earnest is a classic comedy of manners in which two flippant young men, in order to impress their respected beloveds, pretend that their names are "Ernest," which both young ladies believe confers magical qualities on the possessor. It was first performed for the public on February 14, 1895 at the St. James' Theatre in London, and is regarded by many critics and scholars as being the wittiest play in the English language.

Diane Seal Allen began to suspect she was in trouble when son number three arrived. When son number four came along, she was convinced of it. Son number five showed up just to put the icing on a cake made of chaos. In an admittedly desperate attempt to impose some order on her life, Diane kept lists. Not grocery lists or to-do lists-no, Diane kept lists of things concerning her family, such as things she never thought she'd hear herself say ("It's hard to enjoy a dead gerbil"), questions her sons asked ("Which one is both of these?"), and inappropriate topics for dinner debate (whether spitting is a bodily function or entertainment). These are lists any parent can look at and think, "Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, and cleaned up the mess." Diane's lists are hilariously honest and surprisingly poignant. Her lists are memories of times long gone when the five accomplished young men she raised argued over what was lying squished in the road and thought turning off the light was considered an acceptable way to clean the kitchen.