Humor

A short-story humor book for adults and children!

Get ready to LOL your way through "Sweary Memes," the adult coloring book that's jam-packed with cheese, cliche memes and a whole bunch of swear words. It's time to dive into the hilarious world of internet humor, with a colorful twist that's as cheeky as it gets!Inside this sweary adult coloring book you'll discover a bunch of side-splitting memes, each sprinkled with a bit of grown-up language for that extra kick of humor. Grab your crayons or markers, and let your creative side loose as you bring these viral moments to life. It's the perfect recipe for turning your favorite memes into a masterpiece of colorful and swear-filled hilarity.Whether you're a meme addict or just someone who loves a good chuckle, "Sweary Memes" is here for you. Share the laughs with friends, give it as a quirky gift, or show off your finished masterpieces as a tribute to your humor and coloring skills. It's time to add a pop of color to those viral moments, one swear word at a time. "Sweary Memes" isn't just a coloring book; it's your ticket to a hilarious world of coloring fun. So sit back, relax, and color! *** This book is also available in a color by number edition!https: //www.amazon.com/dp/1985649284Charming hand-drawn designs inspire coloring fans of all ages and skill levels.Promotes relaxation, art therapy, and the scientifically proven therapeutic benefits of meditative mindfulness.Makes a perfect gift for adults, teens, seniors, and all of your loved ones.8.5 x 11" single-sided paper means that you can use your favorite art supplies - including pencils, markers, pens, crayons, watercolors and more!2 bonus color test pages allow you to test your coloring mediums and empower you to unleash your creativity and plan your next coloring masterpiece.Enjoy FREE BONUS COLORING PAGES to get a taste of other coloring books you may enjoy.

This scarce antiquarian book is a selection from Kessinger Publishing's Legacy Reprint Series. Due to its age, it may contain imperfections such as marks, notations, marginalia and flawed pages. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment to protecting, preserving, and promoting the world's literature. Kessinger Publishing is the place to find hundreds of thousands of rare and hard-to-find books with something of interest for everyone!

The Colonel Mulberry Sellers here re-introduced to the public is the same person who appeared as Eschol Sellers in the first edition of the tale entitled "The Gilded Age," years ago, and as Beriah Sellers in the subsequent editions of the same book, and finally as Mulberry Sellers in the drama played afterward by John T. Raymond. The name was changed from Eschol to Beriah to accommodate an Eschol Sellers who rose up out of the vasty deeps of uncharted space and preferred his request-backed by threat of a libel suit-then went his way appeased, and came no more. In the play Beriah had to be dropped to satisfy another member of the race, and Mulberry was substituted in the hope that the objectors would be tired by that time and let it pass unchallenged. So far it has occupied the field in peace; therefore we chance it again, feeling reasonably safe, this time, under shelter of the statute of limitations.

"Life Lessons Learned from Dogs who Always Speak from the Heart." The World According to Dog answers many questions about why dogs do what they do. These heart-warming tales illuminate the perennial love of dogs and their fierce alliance to us; despite our frailties. Through the eyes and heart of a dog, we can learn how to be less human and more humane.This book offers the reader so much more than a collection of funny heartfelt stories.Woven within the pages are revelations drawn from scientists and animal behaviorists alike with entertaining ideas and tips for improving your personal human-dog relationship. Included are special coupon offers and useful guides for every reader's benefit.There's a hidden treasure inside each dog, waiting to be unlocked through inspired listening to their unique language. Discover other hidden surprises inside this one-of-a-kind book geared for the human who wants to be the best dog owner they can be. Tori Levitt is the owner of Doolittle's Doghouse, a company of loving pet "nannies" with a corporate commitment to pampered pet care in a cage-free environment. The World According to Dog is her contribution to animal lovers worldwide.

The world is crazy about zombies! And who doesn't love a good joke? JoJo SanDeigo and Jerry Corley have created the perfect combination of 301 Original Drop Dead funny zombie jokes. Inspired to write another zombie book after the completion of Mother Ghoul's Zombie Nursery Rhymes, because just like the rest of the world they have gone Zombie Crazy! It's the ultimate clean joke book! Jokes for boys, jokes for girls, jokes for teens, Halloween jokes, and even some jokes for adults.

Follow Ben through a typical day in Louisiana...maybe. What starts out as normal, soon becomes a surreal and twisted version of Louisiana that only author Jaymes Brown could imagine.

A collection of memorable, humorous and quotable stories, off-beat with a cool tempo, combining British eccentricity with universal comedy. A gem of an anthology.

Bill the Bloodhound -- Extricating Young Gussie -- Wilton's Holiday -- The Mixer (I) -- The Mixer (II) -- Crowned Heads -- At Geisenheimer's -- The Making of Mac's -- One Touch of Nature -- Black for Luck -- The Romance of an Ugly Policeman -- A Sea of Troubles -- The Man with Two Left Feet.

Just a silly read of short stories and other things to pass the time while you're in a waiting room or the bathroom.

The Supers is about ordinary people that are super good at one thing and use that ability to solve problems.... and sometimes create them!

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Love ... Who needs it?I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation.MehWhat I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist.Karma Kicked MeSure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt--that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it.Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader.WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 TimesBefore we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You're going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you're in church.Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I've decided to enhance this tome with--drum roll, please--recipes!Yay, Recipes!Cheers, my dears.

Story about how taking the appropirate path leads to the appropriate destination. Contains some shit about a new birth control pill, some random weirdo that wants to walk to Iceland, the best drummer in history refusing to play for money, and personal/sexual relations with bitter old hags... all the while talking some bullshit about revolution and abolishing the free market system. Can be quite humorous at times. Also stars a horse, a raccoon, and an anteater. Extreme left-wing Anarchist crap that will probably get you red flagged for reading it.

Welcome to a whimsical world where cats rule with their paw-some antics and hilarious hijinks! In this captivating picture book, prepare to be whisked away on a time-traveling adventure as we discover a secret that cats have kept hidden from us humans for centuries. Brace yourselves, for it's time to witness the feline kingdom taking the spotlight in the grandest moments of history! So, grab your favorite feather toy, curl up in your comfiest spot, and get ready for a purr-fectly hilarious adventure through time with "It's a Cat's World" Meow-some surprises and laughter await on every page as we discover what it would be like if cats imitated humans throughout history.

Grab This Deal For The Comics Artist In Your Life For Less Than $10See that girl always doodling and dreaming up stories and plots? She's gonna LOVE the What Happens Next Comic Book For Budding Artists edition, created especially for young artists between 9 and 14 years of age.Bokkaku Dojinshi has created this book as a 6 by 9 inch, perfect pocket book form. Plenty of different templates to explore as well as loads of room to keep track of plot ideas.There is even space for special expression studies of the main characters so the budding artist hits the right emotion in her images every single time.This book is perfect for: mangagraphic novelsSunday funniesanimefan fictionParents and teachers love What Happens Next Comics series for these reasons: helps speech developmentincreases literacydevelops a sense of sequencecreates confidencedevelops an appreciation for artboots creativityOnce you get this book, notice how handy it is - perfect pocket book size means no bulky bags on summer trips or lazy afternoons under a willow tree. All you need is your pencil and ink pen! Can't wait to see what you make of your And then... comic book!

Color your stress away with this funny, entertaining, clean, adult coloring book! Filled with funny and annoying personalities, you won't need to be rude to your problem peers - just color out your feelings! Thirteen funny pictures to make you feel better about yourself!

Just when you thought it was safe to close the door on The Address 79, Part 2 invites you along for a mind blowing ride of a lifetime. This book will capture your imagination in ways you've only seen on TV. Each page will have you gripping the bottom of your seat, reaching frantically for something to hold on to. Sensually, this book takes you on a sexual high with no signs of coming down. Sparking your interest on why they call it the dirty south. The Address 79: Curiously Intrigued will leave you twisted in a ball of emotions. Never have you experienced life so vividly and raw from the contents of a book. Follow Jadorey as he leaps through life on the down low, slowly coming into who he truly is. New experiences and old situations will direct him on a path of self-discovery, making it easy for Jadorey to be caught out there. Each encounter is curiously questionable... but intriguingly good! Peaches ain't the only thing we grow down here in Georgia...

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Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to support the mind in awesome shape. Very hard sudoku, excellent mental workout. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed. Sudoku puzzle killer - you need to fill in the empty cells with numbers from 1 to 9, each of the numbers should appear only once in each row and column of the 9x9 square. The sum of all numbers in the cell must match the number printed in the corner. They can be called figurative or geometric, they also have names (Sums Sudoku, Sums Number Place, Samunamupure, Kikagaku Nampure, Sumdoku). 400 unique Sudoku puzzles. + 250 sudokus difficult level that can be downloaded and printed. + 250 maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. Only 1 verified solution. All answers are at the end of the book. Exclusive puzzles. Good mind support in excellent form. An excellent book for free time and mind exploration. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

Teaching in the classroom with various challenges including the instruction of mainstream students, learning challenged students with vanguard students all placed in one teaching environment. Tongue and cheek point of view. Dealing with remedies despite being under contract.

This edition of Scenes and Characters by Charlotte M. Yonge is given by Ashed Phoenix - Million Book Edition

From bestselling Horror author Iain Rob Wright comes a new kind of terror. Being a 1st time father.From learning to change a nappy to dealing with a hormonal wife, nobody ever thinks about how hard things are on the menfolk. Now, for the first time ever, a bestselling author spills the beans on what it's like to be a 1st time father. Learn the unspoken truths of breast feeding from a male perspective. Face the unimaginable dangers of 'the park'. And discover the conspiracy of cone-headed, alien babies invading our world.Filled with relatable anecdotes, questionable advice, and moments of unguarded intimacy, this book is the parenthood guide no parent should rely on, but all will enjoy.

In addition to his books, author Vincent Yanez also spent time writing the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart, mainly due to a group of politicians who gained power by using hate, fear and ignorance as their rally cry. Vince decided that instead of writing about politics, he would instead, make fun of it. This is a collection of those political satire pieces, which made their way around the internet in 2013, along with some cartoons he drew when the words wouldn't come. Vince no longer involves himself much in politics. But he does hope the American people will someday find the courage to their brains rather than fear or ignorance, and give D.C. what it has needed for a while now, a good cleaning out.

Could you use a quick laugh? This humorous collection of quirkiness will have you chuckling in no time.

Dive into the riotous world of 'The Foreign Book of Swear Words' by the ever-playful Immature Book Club. Expand your international naughty vocabulary as this cheeky guide teaches you to curse in over 15 languages, from French to Thai, Russian to Punjabi, and even Nigerian! Each spicy word comes with its pronunciation to ensure you get the tone just right. But a heads up - using these words thoughtlessly with native speakers might land you in a pickle! Or, keep those around you guessing by sprinkling these exotic swears in daily conversations. Warning: We're not responsible for bewildered looks or unintended international incidents. Proceed with mischievous caution!

The Absurd Naturalist is a collection of 43 humorous essays and sketches published over a span of more than 30 years, and assembled here for the first time. Included are pieces dealing with tofu hunters, the art of toad throwing, same-species marriage, getting rid of nature, lizard watching, reasons why you shouldn't garden, how to sell belly buttons, the right to bear arms, and the origin of toaster ovens, to name only a few. A unique cross-genre book, it will appeal to readers of natural history, the environment, and gardening as well as those general readers seeking an entertaining blend of science, satire, and absurdity.

Life is a series of disappointments, dotted by occasional lowness, followed up with a tender apostrophe of false hope. Sometimes there is rapture. This is usually accompanied by cake. This is a book about Fibromyalgia, PCOS, abuse, bad weather, and wayward mailmen. It is also about doctors, role-playing games, conventions, public coughing, and glorious metal music. A continuation about my war with the world, highlighting my trials with chronic pain, adamant clergymen, and neighbourhood nuisances.