Humor

This book is a celebration of puns, jokes, and humor that only Dads, and Dads-in-Training, can appreciate. From short and funny zingers to longer stories that will have your audience groaning with laughter, this book has everything you need to tell awfully funny jokes.If you're a Dad, you will love it. If you're a child, you will grow wiser and more wonderful in your father's eyes with each terrible but hilarious joke you tell him. Do yourself a favor, get this book and become the life of the party, an instant wit, and possibly your father's favorite child.

Imagine picking up a book and reading the words inside, and as you read those words a picture forms in your head. Now imagine that picture represents the scenarios and circumstances described in this book. Now open your eyes and behold: you are holding the very book you just imagined. Also, this book is a great conversation starter. For example, say you are at a party and most of the guests are avoiding eye contact with you, and they keep muttering to one another that they really wish you would put on some pants; wouldn't it be great to be able to pull out a book, walk confidently up to a stranger and say, "I bet you didn't think I knew how to read!" Congratulations - you just started and ended a conversation as a winner.Above all else, this book will give you the means to own this book. When your friends, neighbors and spouses question whether or not you own this book, owning this book will be the final word on whether or not you own this book. Stop just being a person! Start being a person who owns this book!

'Everybody Loves Cricket' is a fun view of the game of Cricket. It is written in this hilarious way to document the history of cricket. ELC captures the full essence of the cricketing world from the crowd's reactions at the game, the anticipation of the batsman as he prepares to bat, and the many positions on the cricket field. Written in poetic Limerick style, it masterfully intertwines the contribution of the cricketing greats and their feats, their humble beginnings, introduces cricketers from across continents without over-embellishing their contribution. It uses the many positions on the cricket field to introduce the historical satire to you, the audience.

Mug & Mali have combed the ancient tomes and come up with Ye Olde Time Booke of Conundrums, Riddles, and Puzzles. Like other wonderful books in their series, they garnished these timeworn enigmas with lavish illustrations, many of which are worthy of the name Dada. Other books in Mug & Mali's Classics Illustrated series include: Finnegans Wake, The Importance of Being Earnest, Works of Edgar Allen Poe, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Aesop's Fables, The Brothers' Grimm Fairy Tales, The Devil's Dictionary, Right Ho Jeeves, and Dante's Divine Comedy: Inferno. If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous hodge-podge. It's a real piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! Here's what other Dadaists and Surrealists are saying about the New Century Dada Press Ye Olde Time Booke of Conundrums, Riddles, and Puzzles, Illustrated: "Art is like a shipwreck; it's every man for himself." - Marcel Duchamp. "Every page should explode, either because of its staggering absurdity, the enthusiasm of its principles, or its typography." - Tristan Tzara, Manifesti del dadaismo. "The art of Mug and Mali is a ribbon around a bomb." - Andre Breton. "Nothing is more pleasant than to baffle people." - Tristan Tzara, The Dada Manifestos & Lampisteries. "Art has the lovely habit of ruining all artistic theories." - Marcel Duchamp. "...in principle I am against manifestos, as I am against principles." - Tristan Tzara. "The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel. "... bad art is still art in the same way that a bad emotion is still an emotion." - Marcel Duchamp. "I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor." - Man Ray. "If Mug and Mali aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Marcel Duchump. "I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim." - Frida Kahlo. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "I thought to discourage aesthetics... I threw the bottlerack and the urinal in their faces and now they admire them for their aesthetic beauty." - Marcel Duchamp. "...art is a mirage. A mirage, just like the oasis that appears in the desert. It is very beautiful, until the moment when you die of thirst..." - Marcel Duchamp. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup. "I don't understand the flow of the story." - Salvadore's Deli. "All critics should be assassinated." - Man Ray. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Luis Bunuel. "I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Curt Reply. "Dada is a state of mind. - Andre Breton. "Art is dead. Long live Dada." - Walter Serner.

Ever wonder about crocodiles with crystal teeth? How to get more nookie? Cursed Christmas trees? Zombies?A Little Bit Sideways is a collection of humorous essays. From human nature, crazy foods, weird history, romance, and so much more, this book is full of entertaining facts you didn't know you wanted, delivered in fun.Author Victoria Landis chose from a decade of humor columns and essays to compile this book."Imagine a combination of Lewis Black and Lewis Grizzard with a dash of Frank Cerabino, add a female perspective on life, love, and what you really need to hear. That is A Little Bit Sideways. Victoria Landis tells it like it is in a hilariously honest way." - Charles Todd - Mary Higgins Clark and Barry Award Winner"Inquiring minds want to know about Viagra potatoes, mincemeat-eating crocodiles, and the coming zombie apocalypse. In her new book, Victoria Landis turns her rambunctious sense of humor loose on an unsuspecting public with her achingly funny observations about the end of the world or an alien saucer crash. And who is the mysterious Dr. Vegetables? The future President Taylor Swift may have the answers. Clear your mind and order the book whether you're upright or sideways." - Dana J. Summers, Award-Winning Editorial Cartoonist for Tribune Media/The Orlando Sentinel"Love this! Like having a great conversation with a treasured friend - Victoria Landis is hilarious, wise, and brimming with insight. You'll smile from the first word - and these wonderfully observant and witty essays prove Landis is a terrific new voice in humor." - Hank Phillippi Ryan, Agatha, Anthony, and Mary Higgins Clark Award-Winning Author"Victoria Landis is the Erma Bombeck of our times. I've never laughed so hard while learning so much. Do you miss Seinfeld, the show about nothing? Well, this book's for you. Landis's collection has hilarious (and informative) articles about life, the world, and everything in it. Once you start reading, you won't be able to stop." - Vincent H. O'Neil - St. Martin's Malice Domestic Competition Winner and Author of the Frank Cole Mysteries and The Sim Wars series"Don't try to see inside her head - it might blind you . . . Just enjoy her humor . . ." - Randy Rawls - Author of the Ace Edwards PI and the Beth Bowman PI series"Victoria Landis had me from the moment I finished the last page of her wildly funny novel, 'Alias: Mitzi & Mack', and after reading her hilarious new collection of humor essays, I've never been happier about 'being had' again." - John Hartnett - Humor Blogger, TV Writer, and Stand Up comedian"A little bit sideways, upside down, inside out, and bass ackwards - Victoria Landis will have you rolling on the floor laughing. . ."- Miriam Auerbach - Author of the Dirty Harriet Mysteries."Landis looks at life through a prism of humor - a skill in short supply these days. . ." - Deborah Sharp, Author of the Mace Bauer Mysteries

The Return of Jonathan's Brainy Birds is a Spot the Differences Book. The content of the book includes thirty seven pairs of matching illustrations. Each illustration shows a cartoon bird or group of birds engaged in some activity such as dancing, playing ball or flying. A humorous caption accompanies each illustration. The humor consists of word play, such as puns and alliteration. In addition, there are five differences between each pair of illustrations. The reader is encouraged to spot the differences. Pages with solutions follow each pair. Solutions consist of pictures with the differences circled. Books of this type are popular with children between the ages of seven and eleven years old. In addition, readers in this age range may find the cartoon characters in this book appealing.

Exactly why is baseball the Doc Brown of the sports world, yet also the coolest member of the harem? And when is it not considered politically correct to call the Detroit Lions the real turkeys of Thanksgiving? Help, My Horse is Drowning! is a uniquely humorous look at the world of sports and how it impacts us, told through the eyes of an enthusiastically delusional athlete and a "normal-challenged" fanatic. From the schoolyards on the north side of Dublin City to the redwood parks and sports bars of Northern California, Ray Hamill takes us on a sports journey that spans a lifetime, capturing the essence of why we love it all as much as we do and why we all go a little nuts when it comes to sports. This book covers a wide gamut of stories, offering an intriguing insight into the history and evolution of many of the sports we love, and more than a few observations on the lovely madness of it all. Stories such as when the most legendary soccer team of all-time walked through the front door of his father's store one unsuspecting afternoon, or the night Smokin' Joe Frazier came to Hopland and showed a side of himself not widely known. Stories that explain why stoners and disc golf were made for each, why the sports of ice hockey and hurling are closer in nature than you might think, and how chasing nine pounds of cheese down a steep hill can land you in hospital, or worse still, how watching some idiot chase nine pounds of cheese down a steep hill can land you in hospital. Discover how "splashiming" is an art form all on its own, why golf boxing might just be the next great sport, and how swearing out loud can get you sent off in rugby, but is really just an emoji for people who still like to talk. A series of anecdotes and observations from a lifetime association with the world of sports, Help, My Horse is Drowning! doesn't so much ask the question why we care about it all as much as we do, but rather what the hell are we thinking when we do?

This book is about the escapades of a bon-vivant engineer after the death of his long-time wife and companion. He joins every group that may contain single women in his search for a new lover. What happened was a complete surprise.

Crazy and WACKY works of graffiti, product labels, etc. from around the world! You will wet your pants laughing.

Mike Francesa has been dominating New York sports talk for over 30 years. From winning countless WFAN ratings books to inspiring his own convention to deservedly becoming a member of the National Radio Hall of Fame, Mike's influence is undeniable. Since going solo in 2008, Mike has added viral sensation to his resume as some of his exchanges with callers have spread like wildfire. Now, much like a rock band, Mike has earned the right to have his own collection of greatest hits.With callers chiming in from all over the United States, Francesa has answered such pressing questions as: What are emojis?Do the New York Giants and San Francisco Giants ever get together?Will a baseball team ever go 162-0?What is the Kansas City Model?How should you act when pulled over by the cops?Is Andy Pettitte a starting pitcher?Curated and adapted by comedian/songwriter Evan Wecksell (who also penned the song "Mike Francesa"), 'Mike Francesa's Greatest Hits' takes those memorable exchanges and converts them into theatrical scenes, proving that Francesa's content is universal. (NOTE: Foreword by Chris Russo is not the 'Mad Dog, ' but rather a wrestling commentator and friend of the author - also named Chris Russo.)

Pole Life is a celebration of pole dancing! It contains fifty five original illustrations; some funny, some insightful and some inspirational. If pole is a large part of your life, you will see yourself in the situations captured in the book. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll twerk.

Weapon of Love: For couples is a divinely inspired book designed for married and intending couples with the desire to have a marriage that thrives on the word of God. It is tailored to teach key lessons of Christian marriage to couples who may be struggling to keep the ship of their marriage afloat. You sure will learn a thing or two from this book, come on board and let's enjoy the voyage together.

A children's Happy Birthday book. Featuring Sergeant Kickbutt and the Yahoos.

Kurz bevor alles auseinanderfällt. Das Ende einer Freundschaft. Vorbereitungen ein Leben zurückzulassen. Die Dinge haben sich verausgabt. Nichts entwickelt sich, wie man es sich vorgestellt hat. Über den Horizont hinaussehen. Die andere Seite des Planeten anstreben.

Kids love this book!Family Friendly Halloween jokes for Kids of All Ages Wordplay and laughter in the scariest time of year! There's nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories, so make the most of this Halloween with 'Halloween jokes for kids' providing hours of fun and laughter for all your friends and family.

* My personal email is in the back of this book, seriously, ask me any questions you might have after reading!* A true survival guide; U.S. Navy Boot Camp comes complete with a daily schedule and a week-by-week breakdown. Also includes tips, tricks, hints, and true stories from a former sailor. Don't waste your money on other books claiming to be complete, with ambiguous information and meaningless content that you can find with an internet search. You want answers? Here they are.

A guide to doing that taboo that you want to do so much. Ever have a crush on an older woman? Or maybe you've lusted for a girl half your age? Well this books gives tips and tricks on getting over the age difference and going for it! Or just seducing the woman of your choice. Look through forty-five different ways you can get the woman... or age appropriate girl... of your dreams. Not to mention various helpful hints and tools to get things moving.

This is my first collection of stories. These stories are completely true as I experienced them. These are stories of life we all go through and sometimes after the fact we laugh about them. I wanted to laugh at the stories so I wrote them down. I hope you enjoy laughing at my life's events.

A collection of short stories based on the life of an unlucky yet optimistic New England girl. It will make you laugh, cry and possibly boycott Starbucks.

Relax and delve into a world of dot-to-dots made just for you! This adult dot-to-dot book of relaxing seaside images will put your mind at ease as you let your cares slip away and enjoy connecting simple and manageable numbers of dots!The puzzles in this book include a wide variety of romantic images in and around the ocean! Our professional artists will leave you with breathtaking finished images that you can color, tear out and hang up if you like. You'll be blown away by the drawings and can try to figure each one out as they gradually appear in front of your eyes. There is an answer key at the end in case you get stuck!Each image is printed on high-quality paper and every drawing is followed by a blank sheet of paper so you never have to worry about tearing individual images out of the book.You will get: Puzzles ranging from 150 to 448 dotsOcean images including lounging on the shore, going surfing, watching the sun on the water, and many more!Skip around and work up to the extreme number of dots to challenge yourselfRelaxation and stress reliefProfessionally created images that will amaze you when completed!Bonus images from our other dot-to-dot books!Answer key at the endEnjoy the puzzles and let your stress melt away!

A monster of a jokebook! More than 100 jokes about everything ghoulish, from mummies to were-teachers to Big Foot, who can't even walk into a bar because he would need more feet for that. A perfect concoction of riddles, puns, and dark humor for Halloween!

Mindy is an unusual 10 year old. She enjoys school and prefers it over playing and television. But when she is asked by her teacher to enter a creative writing contest. Mindy is definitely in it to win it. As she writes an interesting speech about the future. She inspires us all with her intelligent writing skills and hard work and learns a wonderful life lesson along the way.

Harriet is a talented horse who can sing, dance and communicate with humans. She has always wanted to be a Movie Star and would like to try out for Animal Star Search. Her friend says she can stay in Newbury Park, CA with a cousin and he will help her. She just has to get there. She decides to take the Farmer's tractor. She confesses she never learned to read so she is given a piece of wood with the letters N E W on it. When she sees that, she is to stop and look for the cousin. She has difficulty with directions and ends up going east. Everyone she meets along the way is helped by Harriet as she lives a life of selfless service to others, taking only the minimum to get to her next destination, while in pursuit of her dreams. Many twists and turns along the road allow her to grow and realign her goals. Fun for all ages, there is something to be learned for every age in this LDS Comedy Adventure.

Dieses Witzebuch beinhaltet über 600 fiese, gemeine, ungerechte, sehr harte und geschmacklose Witze und eignet sich daher nur für Freunde des tief schwarzen Humors. Jedem Frühbucher, Einhorn-Fan sowie Warmduscher, der diese Art von Humor nicht mag oder verträgt, raten wir dringend von diesem Buch ab.Warnung! Dieses Witzebuch ist nicht für Kinder geeignet!Pressestimmen"Für Erwachsene mit einem Hang zum Schwarzen Humor ein Buch, was einem die Tränen in die Augen spült", Jade-Weser-Zeitung

Did you ever hear of the Don't Tell Motel? Maybe you have seen one. Did you ever wonder what kind of things go on there? Come with me as I take you on a short adventure into the happenings of the Don't Tell Motel and the people who visit them. These are the true stories as I myself have witnessed. Being a Manager here has taught me one thing that these motels are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get but it usually has "nuts"!

Whether you are visiting Germany, moving there, or just curious, this book provides you with a hilarious take on what makes Germany, German. In a country where Sauerkraut juice is an actual thing, you might be thinking it is going to be a real ordeal to get used to German life. And, while it's inevitable that some things you'll see in your first few months will surprise and shock you, there's truly nothing wrong with Germany... but you may notice a few things. Whether it's pooping on a shelf, never apologizing, or trying to break the sound barrier on the Autobahn, one thing is for sure; you are going to find a lot to love about Germany. You will read a lighthearted collection of things Paul Hughes personally noticed in his day-to-day life since emigrating from Britain in 2015 and marrying a German. It is the quirks and observations that in his opinion make Germany as unique, as it is beautiful. Paul shared his findings of Germany with a large ex-pat audience in the form of the US Army, when presenting the morning show on the American Forces Network between 2014 and 2018. Paul also writes for Wall Street International Magazine and features on several Expat websites. Paul also hosted a podcast with fellow expats called "The Paul "the Brit" Podcast -Life in Germany" which is available on iTunes.

"Red Book" might not actually be 'Red' so to speak, but it will I hope be 'read' by lots of people...

Jonathan's Brainy birds is a coloring book in the style of a comic book. The content includes a series of thirty-six cartoon drawings of birds. Most illustrations include humorous captions. The humor consists of word play in the form of puns and alliteration. Children, especially boys and girls between the ages of seven and eleven, may find the cartoon birds amusing and entertaining. Adults, especially bird fanciers, may appreciate the humorous captions.

UPDATED 2002 EDITION Embark on a Hilarious Royal Adventure: The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Dictator and Ruling a Kingdom! Are you ready to indulge in some lighthearted laughter while exploring the whimsical world of dictators, kings, and royalty? Look no further than this uproarious humor book that will take you on a side-splitting journey into the art of becoming a king and ruling over your very own realm. Become a Dictator is a delightful and tongue-in-cheek exploration of the ins and outs of royal life. Packed with witty anecdotes, clever insights, and laugh-out-loud moments, this book offers a fresh and comedic take on the grandeur, quirks, and challenges of a monarchy. Discover the secrets to wielding power, managing royal courtiers, and navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy with a touch of humor. From mastering regal etiquette to dealing with the royal budget, this book will have you chuckling as you navigate the whims and responsibilities of kingship. Uncover the not-so-serious side of dictators through hilarious tales of their eccentricities, their lavish lifestyles, and their amusing fears. With a touch of satire and wit, this book brings the world of royalty to life in a way that will have readers laughing and nodding in agreement. Whether you dream of wearing a crown or simply enjoying a good laugh, this is a must-have for your humor collection. Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and amused as you journey through the ups and downs of ruling a kingdom with a dose of hilarity. Get your copy today and let the laughter reign as you immerse yourself in the comical world of dictators, kings, crowns, and the hilarity that comes with the royal title.