Humor

The more or less true adventures of a city boy in the woods. From home repair to hunting to and unforgettable baptism, this book will have you laughing and wondering how the author came out alive.

Paolo Baltaro, personaggio noto negli ambienti musicali per l'appartenenza agli storici Arcansiel, Sorella Maldestra S.A.D.O. e Pillheads nonché per la sua attività solista e di produttore discografico, è nato nel 1967 a Genova da genitori italiani e vive attualmente a Londra.Nella prima parte troviamo alcuni racconti, legati da un apparente senso dell'assurdo, protagonista Arnaldo Plastica, alter ego dell' autore, mentre la seconda parte espone a corollario la teoria filosofica sulla quale tali racconti basano la propria ragione d'essere (il modello teorico-multidimensionale), conferendo all'opera una prevalente quanto inattesa valenza didascalica. Il lettore troverà in questo trattato un valido strumento per un nuovo approccio al pensiero complesso.

Have you ever wondered what a day in the life of a nurse might be like? This witty and humorous rant by author Shelby Crosswell, involves a collection of real events that will make you laugh and cringe. It's elegant design is easy to read, with the ability to open up to any page and instantly be entertained by the dialogue within.

D.O.L.P.H.I.N.S. is a science fiction and fantasy comedy set in modern day in a parallel universe where anything is possible. In Volume 5 Phinn looks for revenge against the Randars. Ace and his friends compete in a school fundraiser. The S.U.P.E.R.P.O.W.E.R. team faces new challenges.

The things people do and say will surprise, shock and disgust you. Driving the highways of America can be very entertaining. Experience the joy, the tragedy and the oddities of life on the road with this reality show in a book.

Do you see what I see at Sutter's Fort? Strange thing are going on there right under your nose if you'll just take time to look.

Grab This Deal For The Comics Artist In Your Life For Less Than $10See that girl always doodling and dreaming up stories and plots? She's gonna LOVE the What Happens Next Comic Book For Budding Artists edition, created especially for young artists between 9 and 14 years of age.Bokkaku Dojinshi has created this book as a 6 by 9 inch, perfect pocket book form. Plenty of different templates to explore as well as loads of room to keep track of plot ideas.There is even space for special expression studies of the main characters so the budding artist hits the right emotion in her images every single time.This book is perfect for: mangagraphic novelsSunday funniesanimefan fictionParents and teachers love What Happens Next Comics series for these reasons: helps speech developmentincreases literacydevelops a sense of sequencecreates confidencedevelops an appreciation for artboots creativityOnce you get this book, notice how handy it is - perfect pocket book size means no bulky bags on summer trips or lazy afternoons under a willow tree. All you need is your pencil and ink pen! Can't wait to see what you make of your And then... comic book!

Are you single? Divorced or widowed, perhaps? Are you having your second, third, or fourth go at soul mate searching? Me too! Do you look around at paired-up peeps and wonder why you haven't been picked yet? Or, as I have learned, do you acknowledge the happy couple and snicker silently because you know where they're heading? In the eight years since my divorce, I've gone on hundreds of dates. Now, I could consider that a problem, which I should have taken responsibility for after failure, say, number twenty. On the other hand, I can see it as a natural process for someone with such discerning tastes. Either way, if I don't vent about my struggle I'm going to cramp up and need a new jacket and rubber walls. So, come with me on my little journey here in my sixth book on the subject. (There's no end in sight.) I must warn you that I enjoy swearing and writing about sex. You're going to see the F-word quite a few times in the following pages. If that ultra-flexible word is going to leave a bruise, put the fucking book down now. If it tickles you, follow me into hell in a wine bottle.

Ever wonder what in the world goes through the minds of two Cairn Terriers as they go about daily life with their human? The answer: EVERYTHING - everything from Earth to Poopiter and back again! Join Geordie & his baby brother Toby in their quest to make sense of our nonsensical universe; a funny, endearing, sweet collection of stories, poems, and drawings sure to leave an imprint of "warm-fuzzy" on your heart.

Ever wondered what life is actually like in today's modern classroom with this new crop of screen-addicted teenagers? In Stupid Things My Students Say: Surviving Education With The Modern Teen, enjoy one teacher's observations, insights, and ridiculous conversations with this new generation of students teachers are facing all over the country.

UNA SERIE DE ARTÍCULOS CRÍTICOS SOBRE EL TEATRO Y LA NOVELA DE JARDIEL PONCELAJardiel: discípulo y maestro - Innovaciones y vanguardia en Jardiel - La estructura dramática en el teatro de Jardiel: orden y caos - Recursos humorísticos en las novelas de Jardiel - Erotismo y amor en las novelas de Jardiel - Política y censura - Una visión satírica del periodismo

Things I could have said at work! This HUGE coloring book provides a perfect antidote to the stresses of everyday life. Now, you can enjoy valuable 'me time' to sit back and laugh your daily troubles away! There are one hundred pages of high quality images for you to color - including fifty side-splitting 'put downs' you wish you'd said to your boss or co-worker at the time! So, this collection of double-sided pages will provide many hours of much-needed fun, relaxation, and self-therapy for anyone who's had a bad day at work! This means it will make an ideal gift at any time of the year!This edition is a revised compendium of the following three books already published under the same series title by McGowan Publications: ISBN 978-1979424352 ISBN 978-1719201926 ISBN 978-1719201957

"Hey, are you interested in ending horrible things like racism, prejudice, discrimination, bigotry, xenophobia, antisemitism, colonialism, etc., on our planet?""Yes, of course.""How about vanquishing evil dictators and cruel despotic regimes?""Sounds delicious.""And how about bringing big bad companies and their mighty CEOs to their knees?""Sure.""And do you want to make a nasty politician resign and disappear into oblivion?""Of course.""And did you know you can do all these sitting right in your home or office?""Wow! Really? How is that possible?""Simple. Just start a personal blog, and then get an account on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, YouTube, etc.""How will that help? I don't see the connection.""They are your modern weapons to become a great Social Justice Warrior and make the world a better place to live.""I still don't understand what you are talking about."Immerse Yourself in the Hilarious World of Social Media: "Digital Wildfires: How to Become a Social Justice Warrior" Kindle Edition!Prepare for a laughter-filled journey through the captivating realm of social media with "Digital Wildfires." This humor book takes a lighthearted and witty approach to explore the hilarious, absurd, and downright entertaining moments that unfold on various social media platforms.Join the author as they navigate the digital landscape, from viral trends and meme culture to heated debates and quirky online personalities. With humorous anecdotes, clever observations, and laugh-out-loud moments, this book offers a delightful exploration of the dynamic and ever-evolving world of social media.Discover the comedy and chaos that ensue when people gather on the internet to express their opinions, share funny cat videos, and engage in endless comment threads. From bizarre online trends to amusing encounters with trolls, this book celebrates the delightful absurdities and unique experiences that come with being part of the digital age.Whether you're a seasoned social media user, an avid meme lover, or simply curious about the quirks of online culture, "Digital Wildfires" will keep you entertained and laughing from start to finish. It's a must-read for anyone who has ever experienced the joys and pitfalls of navigating the virtual world.Embrace the power of humor as you explore the fascinating world of social media, where memes, hashtags, and viral content reign supreme. Get your copy of "Digital Wildfires: How to Become a Social Justice Warrior" Kindle Edition and immerse yourself in a hilarious journey through the digital wilderness.

In spite of what he might have guessed would be his Melbourne business family's objections, the estranged grandfather of that same Amberbottom clan had willed to be laid to rest exactly beside another man who was as unknown to them as the western Queensland town of Blow Fly Creek. This account, written down by the county Sheriff, reveals what happened on that day and at the wake where the local population could not help but applaud overall that burial decision for some quite terrible reasons that took their sweet time to be explained. Especially because they required precisely the right man for the job of liberating them from the horror of their pitiful existence which is why it is into the grandmother's steady, clever and high society hands that they understandably place their faith.

Unique Gift Book - You can hand sign the Cover ♥♥♥Hilarious Wordplay and Laughs Guaranteed✓ Great Gift ★ Family Friendly ★ Age-appropriate One-liners for Kids age 8!8 Year old boys & girls will Love it!This fun, clean joke book is a great gift for birthdays or holidays, or anytime!This book is part of a series of joke books made for 5,6,7,8 and 9 year olds.

How do you take your coffee?Ms Prosperina is a genetic monster trying to take over the world by spiking the coffee at her Starry Eyed Coffee Hut chain ... and she'll stop at nothing.It's up to her unwitting creator, the geneticist Professor Quan, to stop her. In an attempt to correct his mistake, Professor Quan creates a network of people with the power of true love genetically coded within them. They alone might resist Ms Prosperina's attempt to change the course of humanity.Everything hangs in the balance when Eddie, altered at birth by Quan's genetic mutation powder, fails to follow his pre-ordained destiny. The trauma of his father's death has left Eddie drifting through a meaningless life and has caused him to stray from Quan's master plan.Will Quan succeed in helping Eddie regain the light behind his eyes and will they succeed in foiling Ms Prosperina's evil plans?Could the world really end at General Beauregard's 24-hour fried chicken restaurant?

If you're looking for funny waiter jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Brand new in February 2019 this chefs joke book is quite possibly the best collection of chef jokes you will find anywhere.Some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure.We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best chef humor - with puns and gags galore.This is ideal for you if you are a chef, a keen cook, and of course it will also make a great gift for a chef too, so download it now!

To the pure and innocent mind of a child, "Late Night Screwing and Banging" is a story about a young boy's quest to understand the late night construction noises that wake him from his slumber. But "pure and innocent" doesn't describe your mind, leaving you to wonder if there's not something else going on! So when the kids are too old for Go The F* To Sleep, indulge in some "Late Night Screwing and Banging."

In his second collection of humorous essays, comedian, Greg Scarnici recounts some of his shocking and scandalous experiences over twenty-five seasons on New York's Fire Island. From tea dances in Fire Island Pines to drag competitions in Cherry Grove, Scarnici paints a picture of what a typical summer on the island of misfit boys is like. Highlights include being crowned the Worst Drag Queen in Cherry Grove, getting innocently lured to a "sex dungeon" that was actually a 3X4 garden shed, and riding the ferry as his alter ego, Levonia, every Fourth of July with two hundred other drag queens during the annual Invasion of The Pines.Along the way, Scarnici weaves in some of the history of Cherry Grove, and introduces some of its most colorful characters. Find out what it's like to slap on a synthetic wig on a ninety-degree afternoon, hook up in the notorious Meat Rack, and party on the beach until the sun rises during the annual Pines Party. "Greg Scarnici is not only on Fire Island, he's on fire! His breathless tales of drag queens subverting and carrying on in the Pines and the Grove are as revealing and informative as Speedos on a flaccid penis." -Michael Musto, NewNowNext"Greg has given me the greatest gift - hearing his stories is like getting to eavesdrop and spy on my favorite misfit boys until I'm clutching my pearls and gasping."- Cecily Strong, Saturday Night Live"I'm still not sure if I should be flattered or sue over the story of mine Greg shares, but since the rest of his Fire Island tales are painted in equally hilarious and scandalous shades, I'm just gonna keep my attorney on retainer in case this becomes a movie." - Sherry Vine, Drag DivaGreg Scarnici's other books include his debut collection of humorous essays, "I Hope My Mother Doesn't Read This", his parody of Madonna's SEX book entitled, "SEX IN DRAG", and his upcoming parody of a vintage gay porn magazine, "Hot Rods".

In this lesson on how to find love when everyone is awful, Jordan West sets out to prove a simple theory: while the ultimate goal for a man is to find that low-level lunatic he can learn to live with, the ultimate goal for a woman is to find that one special asshole that doesn't make her any crazier than she already is. West carefully and comically weeds through the wake of her disastrous romantic past, juxtaposing it against all of our favorite famous couples that have exhibited crazy/asshole behavior. From Sid and Nancy, to the Ken and Barbie Killers, Jordan even drops in to take a stab at the Trumps in this ruthless relationship satire.Maybe you're single and tired of scraping along the bottom of the dating pool only to wind up in a repetitive relationship that leaves you worse off than you were to begin with. Or maybe you're currently in the passenger seat of a relationship that's slowly driving you to the madhouse. All Men are Assholes (...And All Women are Crazy) serves as the ideal guide to help you figure out where you land on the crazy/asshole scale and how to navigate through the herd of ineligible suitors to find that one perfect mate who is just as awful as you are.

No one is an exception to life's curveballs. Things happen. Sometimes they're unavoidable. Sometimes they're the result of poor planning. But when Brian can't make it to work because the same relative died, for the third or fourth time, red flags go up. One employer has spent the past forty-five years observing workforce activity and collected its common trends and tactics for missing work. A company's human capital is an invaluable resource. Employers, middle managers, and business owners know that the lack of return on investment, or revenue loss, resulting from employee absenteeism is hard math; however, the more subjective factor of workforce morale is less calculable-but no less important. It can be difficult to decipher when an employee is playing hooky or telling the truth, but it is more important to be aware of the larger working environment as a potential cause for poor attendance. Whether hotel-housekeeper Bertha would rather play bingo than dress beds, or Butch would rather extend his stay in Las Vegas than make his shift at the sporting goods store, this list is an informative and hilarious reminder that human nature is perhaps the largest factor when strategizing ways to maintain a profitable workforce.

Offend Me: A Highly Offensive Adult Coloring Book is not your typical coloring book. It's not for the faint of heart or those easily offended. If you're looking for a coloring book that will push the boundaries and challenge your sense of humor, this is the book for you. Inside, you'll find a collection of illustrations that are meant to shock and offend. With profanity-laced quotes and repeating patterns, this coloring book is designed to make you laugh and gasp in equal measure. But don't worry, there's a method to the madness. Studies have shown that coloring can be a relaxing and therapeutic activity, and what better way to blow off some steam than by coloring in some offensive illustrations? So, grab your markers or colored pencils and get ready to let loose with Offend Me: A Highly Offensive Adult Coloring Book. Whether you're feeling angry, frustrated, or just need a good laugh, this book has something for everyone. Just be warned, this book is not for the easily offended or those with delicate sensibilities.

Aceasta carte cuprinde comentarii la niste anecdote si la niste fragmente pe care le-am gasit in niste carti vechi; la acestea am adaugat cateva schite sau fictiuni umoristice pe care le-am scris in decursul timpului... Ma gandesc cu admiratie la oamenii care au scris aceste carti si le transmit, acolo unde sunt, cele mai alese sentimente... Si m-am gandit ca au mai existat oameni deosebiti, candva... Am selectat din aceste carti mai multe anecdote pe care mi-am permis sa le comentez precum si niste fragmente care mi s-au parut a fi foarte interesante...

If you're looking for DIY jokes and funny handyman jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Some of these gags are old, but some of them are new, most of them will hit the nail on the head and will make you smile that's for sure. The book is brand new in February 2019.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best handyman jokes and puns.This will make a great gift for a handyman or if you consider yourself a DIY expert, you should get it for yourself.Either way, if you fancy a good laugh, simply buy this book now!

The Chocolate Lovers gang and their crazy stories come together in one, special edition book!Book 1 - Seduction and Snacks:2012 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee - Best Romance2013 Indie Romance Convention Award for Best Indie First BookClaire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely lovable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time. With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.Book 2 - Futures and Frosting: Carter, Claire and Gavin have formed the perfect little family. Their friends are getting married and everyone is growing up, maturing and ready to face the future. Or are they? From bachelorette party hell, porn addictions, dinner roll baseball and botched wedding proposals to finding out everyone's extended family is chock full of crazy, Carter and Claire begin to question the strength of the ties that bind them. Unfortunately, these ties have nothing to do with fuzzy handcuffs and everything to do with the mounting differences between them. Will their friends make a mess of things with their inappropriate comments and need to know everything, or will they convince the couple that happily-ever-after sometimes really can start with beer pong?Book 3 - Troubles and Treats: Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives - well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little. With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep. Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the discontented duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple's lives. In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that's been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they're having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?Short Story - Hearts and LlamasJoin the Chocolate Lovers gang as they celebrate Valentine's Day in their usual fashion - with hair pulling, cage fighting and farm animal

Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.

编辑推荐王安忆的长篇《一把刀，千个字》从清袁枚的 "月映竹成千个字，霜高梅孕一身花"进入，以一位淮扬名厨非同寻常的成长经历为叙述线索，他生于东北的冰雪之地，记忆却从因避难而被携来上海寄居的亭子间开始。古人道，礼失求诸野，他启蒙于祖辈扬州乡厨的鲜活广博，蜕变于上海淮扬系大师的口授身传，后来在纽约法拉盛成为私人定制宴席的大厨......就如他精神世界的启蒙源自《红楼梦》《黄历》《易经》一样，不同地域间的舌尖上的美味，其实开阔出另外一番融汇了天地与自然体悟的精妙世界，而时代更迭与反复冲刷席卷下的个人命运与抉择，也呈现了多重视角与评述体系下的民间记忆。《一把刀，千个字》先期在《收获》杂志发表，得到广泛的关注和好评，读者和评论者都被王安忆在本书中展现的人物、故事、内涵赞佩不已。思考的深沉，功力的深厚，情感的深潜，表达的精巧，王安忆的长篇小说创作更上一层楼。 内容简介一把刀，故事从谁讲起？ 千个字，写到哪里结束？刀工秀气，字写深沉，在人间烟火的张力中，诘问、思辨、不断挖掘人性 "一把刀"，杀鱼斩骨，从上海到纽约，刀下无数佳肴。"千个字"，花前月下，竹影如人，认不清，写不完。 来自中国的陈诚，靠一手厨艺在纽约法拉盛谋生。姐姐不时带美国男友来弟弟家吃饭，姐姐尖刻，弟媳爽快，二人时有言语较量。姐姐的男友知一二中文，似懂非懂之间常常插进点睛之语，令人或捧腹或惊诧。陈诚的父亲与一众朋友，闲聊中常有碰撞，带着老一辈的认真执着。 陈诚少小离家，寄人篱下，沉默内向。以往父母工作繁忙的时代，姐姐掌管家务大事，敢想敢做。父母的性格也如姐弟俩，父亲平稳持重，母亲活泼多思。一家人动静兼容，倒也和睦。 生活轨迹的改变与社会动荡相关，陈诚被送到上海和嬢嬢相依度日。孤僻的嬢嬢给了他文化的开蒙和谋生的本事，里弄的生活给了他可靠的朋友和意外的妻子。而消失的母亲，一直深刻而无形地对父亲、姐姐和他产生影响，给他们增添了许多故事，许多幸与不幸。多年以后，嬢嬢去世，陈诚回上海奔丧。睹物思人，抚今追昔，少年时的谜团不解自开，唯有感慨无法言说。

In this busy world, you are neglecting you. Reading this book will give you insights on getting connected to your inner child. Our goal is to bring your creative side out, that you have been told to suppress. By incorporating a little mindfulness into our lives and obtaining great results, we want to share this experience with our readers. Most of the books available today are a thousand pages long that leave people looking for keywords they can take home or any helpful tips or hints that they can use. We are not trying to test your reading speed. This book is succinct and condensed to only include what matters and what will be practical. We have included our illustrations for this book. So go ahead and give it a read... for you.

Do you know any nice guys? Perhaps you're married to or good friends with one. Well, consider the possibility that this nice guy is so frustrated with his relationship failures that he needs to vent to keep from turning into a bad boy with anger issues. Then, try not to spit hot coffee as you read his sarcastic rants about why men and women don't seem to fit.