Bøger af Asi Hart

Some guys with nothing better to do decide to steal the body of Lenin in order to sell it to wealthy necrophiles. A globe-trotting adventure ensues, with chases, intrigue, gun-battles and fine dining.

Something funny is going on at Murphy's mansion, his back yard seems haunted by monsters. The earthly remains of every reporter who goes to spy on Murphy is later found in the river. The reporters at the World News Syndicate are too tired of life to mind dying, so they persist in their efforts to find out all there is to know about Murphy's dogs, trying out different tactics. Meanwhile Murphy tries different approaches in his effort to divert their attention from his yard-monsters.

A teenage girl, Alfa, is found drifting in space by Maria Nova, a lovesick and perverted middle age lesbian with no social skills, whos is operating a space station full of girls.Maria immediately she sees that she does not need to ship Alfa out, thus believes her the perfect life partner. Alfa befriends some girls on the space station, and they have various adventures with Maria Nova's clumsy and terrifying amourous advances, her weird assistant, and spacebugs.

It is the beginning of the 22. century, and Western Civilization has long since gotten over the devastation of WW3.Peter, a University student, inherits great wealth by his father, despite him still being alive. He is in hiding, never expected to emerge again.The inheritance has been kept by his father's friends, and they invite him to have a party with them in Canada before they give it to him. He soon learns why his father is hiding.

Jonas thinks he's a pretty ordinary guy. Sure, he may have destroyed a mall once, using an army of robots, but who hasn't?Yet, suddenly everybody in the world seems to want to catch him, for reasons unknown to him, and are willing to go to great lengths do do so.

A man finds himself in a strange new place. Being pretty sure that he is dead, he is informed that this is so, and the afterlife is a bit different than anticipated. He finds himself pitted against everybody else, in a strange, very long lasting competition.Bonus content: A private investigator has strange adventures, first in the 50ies, then in the 90ies.

A girl has to deal with a fallen angel.A Voodoo priest fights demons.Demons start issuing from the ground.Economics from a supernatural perspective.Some girls engage in a science project that goes too far.This and much more in this eclectic short story collection.

A human farm overseer decides to spice up his life with a little game of his own invention.As he develops his game on the fly, a number of unconnected factions get involuntarily involved: the police, the FBI, the criminal underworld, a murderous cannibal cult.All get to play the ultimate killing game.

Henry Williams has a few problems.His friends/co-cult-members want him to get rid of his genetically engineered girlfriend, as she has become a very successful serial killer. For some reason that annoys them.His son has also been getting a wee bit violent at school. The police are involved.All of this is of course his own fault.

The war of all against all ensues, unnoticed.The investigation into the death of a genetically engineered cat-girl leads detectives Burroughs and Roussel into the strange world of the super-rich. Those rich enough to breed their own cat-girls as party favors are also rich enough to be above the law. They even have their own private inter-personal wars going. Burroughs and Roussel find themselves involved in such a war.Mike Hammer never had this sort of trouble.

Rob Botnic comes home to find his family murdered.The police can't be bothered to deal with such things, to keep crime down - in name.Thus starts his rampage of revenge through the endless utopian city, full of weird human-subspecies, underground weapons-dealers, homicidal criminals and soulless bureaucrats.

A couple of alcoholics decide to steal Stephen King's shorts. Legend has it that Stephen King's shorts have the power to make you fly. Other's say they have the power to keep one's nether regions slightly warmer.

Jonas wakes up on a huge spaceship with 7 billion other people.An alien AI informs him that he is the captain of the ship, and it is his job to get them all to their destination alive.The catch is, there's only enough food on board to feed them all for half the trip.

A workaholic security guard finds himself having to stave off a zombie apocalypse while trying to stay awake after accidentally discovering a strange government plot to re-animate the recently dead.Will he survive the night?

A private detective working illegally is hired to find a man's brother.This leads him into a parallel universe full of ghosts.The place is strangely compelling, and he does not want to leave. But he still has a job to do...

When terrorists sink their whaling vessel, the company Jonas works for goes out of business, and he finds himself unemployed in Tokyo during a recession. Struggling to find a job to keep his apartment and eat, he gets a job at a transvestite hostess club. These are his adventures.

A university student discovers a soul eating demon in the building where he is renting a room, and feeds it his girlfriend by accident.He has to cover his tracks, while trying to get some use out of the demon.

Alfa is a teenage girl found drifting in space by a lovesick and perverted middle age lesbian with no social skills named Maria Nova. She is in charge of a space station full of girls that are being ferried to a distant planet. She lives there, with her weird assistant, and spacebugs.Maria discovers that she does not need to ship Alfa out, like all the other girls, thus she believes her the perfect life partner has arrived.Alfa befriends some girls on the space station, and they have various adventures while Maria Nova tries to romance Alfa in her clumsy and terrifying ways.

A workaholic security guard accidentally discovers a strange government plot to re-animate the recently dead.He finds himself having to stave off a zombie apocalypse while trying to stay awake.Will he survive the night?