Bøger af Ass Maggots

Fictional book of short stories. Adult content. Probably offensive.

If you're looking for answers to life's existential questions or the latest vegan recipes, this book is not for you.But if you like sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, as well as the occasional hilarious story about cats, then this is exactly the fix you need.Cat Post opens on a burned-out house. Loose scraps of paper and a tape recorder are found in the basement. Ominous? Certainly. Relevant? Quite. Foreshadowing?Shut up and buy it already.Told through fragments of diary entries, this unorthodox magnum opus relays the adventures of a cantankerous old female cat and her equally snarky human. Because nobody's perfect, right?But then a younger, cuter kitten arrives, and our heroine goes into hiding while everything goes to hell. Then a bunch of stuff happens involving a woman, other cats, and even a baby, and everyone lives happily ever after.Just kidding. This is a story about cats, remember?This irreverent and pseudoadult take on the feline-human relationship is kinda sorta like the books Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too and How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You-except this book is funnier and has better pictures, according to its author.

Poseidon's Tunnel is a grotesque and twisted chronology that reveals much about the perverted world we live in. The book is a frenetic and vivid roman à clef--an inbred, high-minded and unrefined, rough around the edges piece of prose.

Following in the fire trails of his first two raucous assortments of sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll stories, author DJ Ass Maggots spins a third literary record off the presses, this one affectionately titled Cupcake Factory. It delivers a playlist of semiautobiographical stories organized into five major parties, and the beat never stops.DJ Maggots bookends the collection with actual conversations absconded from his secret Facebook group, "The Council." The interactions are wildly erratic, adult-themed, and hard to follow-which is largely the point.Party number two, "Occupy Wall Street," tells how DJ Maggots wrote the story while protesting the banking bailout. It reveals a previously unseen side of his personality, as he pauses to provide genuine political commentary. Another addition unique to this book arrives in the form of sixty-two pages of guest contributions from a few of Maggots's cohorts.Everything else is there, waiting to be discovered, from Hollywood debauchery to the Burning Man desert festival, with its electronic euphoria and spiritual reflection. So have a seat, and let the DJ spin you a few yarns that will inform, offend, delight, and leave you breathlessly hoping for more.