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Mike Hunt's name is unusual. It sounds like something else. Clap along with these dope AF rhymes like: Mike Hunt Smells Like FishMike Hunt Gets So HairySometimes Mike Hunt BleedsIt Can Be Kinda ScaryMike Hunt Loves to Squirtand Gets Wet EasilyMike Hunt Once Got CrabsAnd Scratched EndlesslyMike Hunt Gets Ingrown HairsMike Hunt Collects ToysMike Hunt Has a Piercingand Gets Pounded Like the BoysSometimes Mike Hunt FartsWith Great Force and PowerMike Hunt Is the FreshestRight After a ShowerMike Hunt is fun for the whole family. Get Mike Hunt today

The Dad Joke Book, That Makes Dad the Joke.Dive into the deliciously naughty world of "Sugar Babies: Dad's Secret Friends," a tale that lifts the veil on a hush-hush aspect of modern relationships. This book, wrapped in wit and draped in dark humor, explores the clandestine adventures of dads who dabble in the sugar bowl, where age is just a number and generosity opens doors to secretive, luxurious liaisons. "Sugar Babies: Dad's Secret Friends" is not your typical storybook. It's an audacious journey into the lives of men with deep pockets and the young adults who seek their support. With verses as smooth as the transactions they describe, this book offers a peek into a world that thrives behind closed doors, in the plush corners of fancy restaurants and the anonymous luxury of grand hotels. Your dad, as the protagonist, navigates this world with the finesse of a seasoned player, his life a tapestry of opulent encounters and discreet companionships. These "sugar babies," young and ambitious, are not looking for a traditional relationship but for a benefactor to support their dreams. The exchange is simple: attention and companionship for financial support. However, every tale has its twist, and when the curtain is pulled back by the unsuspecting mom, the story takes a turn from carefree indulgence to a dramatic unraveling. The fallout is swift and severe, leading to heartbreak and a family reshaped by revelations. "Sugar Babies: Dad's Secret Friends" serves as a cautionary tale wrapped in humor, a satire on the complexities of modern relationships and the lengths to which people will go to fulfill their desires and dreams. It's a perfect read for those who aren't afraid to explore the darker, more humorous sides of life's taboos. Whether as a conversation starter, a cheeky gift, or a guilty pleasure, this book promises to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure. "Sugar Babies: Dad's Secret Friends" is the ultimate gem for those who tread boldly where others might blush, who find humor in the taboo, and who aren't afraid to crack a smile at the darker corners of our social fabric. This book is a must-have for anyone with a taste for satire, a penchant for the politically incorrect, or simply a love for comedy that cuts close to the bone. Perfect as the crown jewel of any white elephant exchange, the book is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and burst bubbles of propriety with its audacious content. It's an ideal secret Santa gift, bound to be the talk of the office, or the surprise hit at parties where joke gifts are prized for their shock value and laugh factor. "Sugar Babies: Dad's Secret Friends" is not for the faint of heart or those easily scandalized. It's for the rebels, the provocateurs, and the ones who know that life's too short to take everything seriously. It's for your friend who loves a good laugh at the absurdity of life, for your sibling with an offbeat sense of humor, or for anyone who appreciates a story that dives deep into the quirks of our societal norms with a wink and a nudge. In short, if you're looking for a gift that's as unique as it is uproarious, or if you're just in the market for a read that's as thought-provoking as it is entertaining, look no further. "Sugar Babies: Dad's Secret Friends" is your ticket to a world of laughter, shock, and all the delicious scandal in between.

Dive back into the world where innuendos run wild and the humor skirts the edge of decency with "Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed." Following the uproariously irreverent adventures of our beloved Mike Hunt, this sequel takes the mischief and hilarity to unprecedented levels. Picture a "children's book" (for grown ups) that wandered into the wrong side of town and decided to stay for the party. In this oversized, overstuffed volume, Mike Hunt embarks on a new journey, filled with fishy tales and cheeky exploits that push the boundaries of imagination and good taste. Each page is a riot of color, packed with double entendres and winks that will make you blush and chuckle in equal measure. "Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed" is not your average bedtime story. It's a raucous, rollicking romp through the absurd, designed for adults who haven't forgotten the joy of a good laugh at something totally inappropriate. With illustrations that are as bold and brash as the text, this book is perfect for anyone who loves to walk the line between scandalous and side-splitting. Prepare to be entertained, appalled, and possibly enlightened as you follow Mike through his latest series of escapades. Whether you're a fan of the original or just discovering the twisted charm of Mike Hunt, this book promises more laughs, more gasps, and more "Did they really just say that?" moments than ever before. Perfect for gifting to that friend who thinks they've heard it all, or keeping for yourself as a reminder that life is too short to take too seriously. Welcome back to the world of Mike Hunt - it's going to be a wild ride. "Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed" is the perfect companion for those who revel in humor that dances on the edge of propriety, unafraid to laugh in the face of the absurd and the risqué. This book is a beacon for anyone who appreciates a joke that's as clever as it is crude, making it the ultimate treasure for white elephant exchanges, secret Santa surprises, or that joke gift that steals the show at birthday parties. Ideal for the friend who boasts an unmatched collection of gag gifts, or the family member whose bookshelf is a testament to the unconventional. It's for the brave souls who don't blush at the mention of a double entendre, and for the secret rebels in the office who appreciate a good laugh over lunch break. "Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed" isn't just a book; it's a rite of passage for those who can take a joke and throw one back with gusto. So, if you're looking to add a spark of mischief to your next gift-giving occasion, or simply want to treat yourself to a laugh-out-loud journey that's as inappropriate as it is irresistible, you've found your match. Welcome to the exclusive club where humor knows no bounds, and where being a little bit naughty is a whole lot of fun.

"Your Mom is Sharyn Cox," where the line between cheeky and outright outrageous is as thin as Sharyn's patience for monogamy. This humor book, peppered with wildly vivid cartoons, presents a character so audacious, she'll make your conservative aunt clutch her pearls and your edgy cousin snort with laughter.Sharyn Cox isn't just a name, it's a lifestyle. This book takes you on a ride through her crazy escapades - from her insatiable appetite for dates to her unapologetically loud escapades that leave neighbors with raised eyebrows and earplugs. Each cartoon page is a testament to Sharyn's philosophy: life is too short for boring nights and too long for bad dates.Whether she's swiping right with the speed of a panther or turning your local bar into her personal dating app, Sharyn is a force of nature. She's the woman who stole your dad's heart (and maybe your mom's too), and she's not sorry. From her polyamorous declarations to her saxophone-like moans, she's a walking, talking meme factory.This book is perfect for those who appreciate humor that's as bold as it is bawdy. It's a no-holds-barred journey through the life of a woman who's seen it all, done it all, and isn't afraid to laugh about it. "Your Mom is Sharyn Cox" isn't just a book; it's an experience, an unfiltered dive into the life of a woman who could give the most seasoned sailors a run for their money. Buckle up; it's going to be a wild ride. Who is this for?The Prankster: Ideal for that friend who's always up for a laugh and loves to push the envelope with their jokes.The Office Comedian: Perfect for the colleague known for their edgy humor and the ability to lighten up any workday.White Elephant Gift Hunters: An unbeatable choice for anyone seeking the most talked-about item at the next white elephant gift exchange.Bachelor/Bachelorette Party Goers: A hilariously risqué addition to any bachelor or bachelorette party gift bag.The Social Media Meme Lover: Tailor-made for those who live for viral memes and aren't afraid to share a laugh on their feeds.Fans of Adult Humor Books: A must-have for collectors or enthusiasts of adult humor and satirical literature.The "Hard to Shop for" Friend: The ideal pick for that friend who seems to have everything but would appreciate a good, unexpected chuckle.Holiday Party Highlight: A surefire way to steal the show at holiday parties, especially for those who enjoy gifting something unique and memorable.The Bold Book Club Member: For that one member in the book club who always chooses something a bit unconventional.Your Favorite Rebel Relative: A great surprise for that one family member who always appreciates humor that's a little on the wild side.Disclaimer: This book is intended for mature audiences who enjoy a side of risqué with their humor. If you blush easily, you might want to sit this one out.

In a house, not plain nor tame, Lived a couple, sans any shame.Jack and Jill, they were their names, Their love life? Not quite the same. Jack said to Jill with a grin, "Let's invite someone else in."Jill nodded, with a sly look, As if she read from a different book. In came Joe, with a strut so bold, Into a story that's rarely told.Jack sat back, with a view so keen, As Jill and Joe set a scene unseen. Jack, the watcher, with a smile so wide, Jill and Joe, no need to hide.A game of love, with rules unbound, In their little house, where joy was found. Oh, cuckolding, a tale so old, Some girls want more than diamonds and gold.A story of love, trust, and play, Where everyone's happy, in their own way.

Dive into the wildly inappropriate and humorously outlandish world of "That Guy Jack Innit," a satirical joke book that's not for the faint of heart or the easily offended. Following the misadventures of the notoriously infamous Jack Innit, this book delivers a punch of raucous laughter through clever wordplay and an abundance of double entendres, all disguised in the guise of a children's storybook - with an adult twist.Each line of this audacious book introduces yet another eyebrow-raising scenario featuring Jack. From his failed flirting attempts at a dive bar to the embarrassment he faces at a strip club), Jack's exploits are as hysterically absurd as they are wildly inappropriate. Watch as he navigates the delicate world of adult toy shopping with his own brand of cheeky confidence), and cringe as he leaves a trail of shock and laughter in his wake - whether in the back of a cab or the mist of a sauna."That Guy Jack Innit" is not just a book; it's an experience. It's for those evenings when you need a good laugh, a break from the seriousness of adult life, or just a reminder that humor can be found in the most unlikely places. Ideal for fans of clever, tongue-in-cheek comedy, it's a book that you'll want to share with friends - or maybe just the ones who won't clutch their pearls too tightly.So, brace yourself for a journey through the hilariously scandalous escapades of Jack Innit. But be warned: once you start reading, you might find yourself eagerly anticipating the next ridiculous scenario that only a character like Jack could find himself in.

Discover the golden fields of laughter with "I Love Corn," a compilation that takes the universal love for corn and twists it into, jokes, and narratives. This isn't just about the grain; it's a deep dive into the comedic universe of corn!Each page takes you through a maze of puns, double entendres, and misdirections, delivering chuckle-worthy content for adults with an edgy and sarcastic sense of humor. Gone are the days of traditional joke books; this one carves out a niche of its own in the world of dark humor.Looking for an unexpected gag gift? Look no further. "I Love Corn" is the perfect novelty present for those who appreciate humor off the beaten path. Ideal for any occasion - be it a birthday, a housewarming gift, or just a surprise for someone with a taste for the unique - this book ensures uproarious laughter and memorable moments.Reasons to husk open this book:

Step into the enchanting world of the York Hunt Breeds Photobook, a mesmerizing compilation of stunning visuals that showcases the captivating charm of Yorkshire Terrier crossbreeds. Delight in the unique personalities, endearing expressions, and diverse physical traits displayed by these imaginary hybrid dogs.Yorkshire Terrier Beagle (Keagle)The Keagle is a delightful mix combining the spirited and compact nature of a Yorkie with the playful and friendly demeanor of a Beagle. This hybrid may exhibit a small to medium-sized body with a well-balanced build, inheriting a variety of coat colors and patterns from both parent breeds. Yorkshire Terrier Irish Wolfhound (KhuntHound)The KhuntHound combines the endearing qualities of a Yorkie with the majestic appearance of an Irish Wolfhound. This hybrid may possess a small to medium-sized body, inheriting the Wolfhound's noble stature, and featuring a range of coat colors and textures. Yorkshire Terrier Weimaraner (YorkWeim)The YorkWeim combines the elegance and affectionate nature of a Yorkie with the grace and athleticism of a Weimaraner. This hybrid may possess a medium-sized body with a sleek coat, potentially featuring a range of colors seen in both breeds. Yorkshire Terrier Dachshund (Yorkach)The Yorkach blend merges the Yorkie's charm with the Dachshund's unique elongated body. This hybrid may showcase a small to medium-sized build with a distinct body shape. Coat variations can include the silky texture of a Yorkie with the Dachshund's smooth or wire-haired coats. Yorkshire Terrier Pointer (YorkHunter)The) combines the loyalty and intelligence of a Yorkie with the agility and athleticism of a Pointer. This hybrid may exhibit a small to medium-sized body with a well-defined muscular build and a coat that encompasses a range of colors and patterns. Yorkshire Terrier Labrador (YorkHuntador)The YorkHuntador brings together the affectionate nature of a Yorkie and the friendly temperament of a Labrador Retriever. This hybrid may have a medium-sized body, inheriting the Labrador's sturdy build and potentially a variety of coat colors seen in both parent breeds. Yorkshire Terrier Rhodesian Ridgeback (YorkHuntBack)The YorkHuntBack combines the delightful personality of a Yorkie with the strength and noble appearance of a Rhodesian Ridgeback. This hybrid may possess a medium-sized body with a distinct ridge of fur along its back, accompanied by a range of coat colors and patterns. Yorkshire Terrier Vizsla (Vizzlehunt)The Vizzlehunt merges the loyal and affectionate qualities of a Yorkie with the elegance and athleticism of a Vizsla. This hybrid may showcase a small to medium-sized body with a smooth or slightly wiry coat, often featuring rich and striking colors. Yorkshire Terrier Irish Setter (KhuntSter)The KhuntSter combines the vibrant and friendly personality of a Yorkie with the elegance and energy of an Irish Setter. This hybrid may possess a small to medium-sized body with a sleek and lustrous coat, often showcasing shades of red or mahogany. Yorkshire Terrier Brittany Spaniel (Spanks)The Spanks blends the spunky and affectionate nature of a Yorkie with the intelligence and versatility of a Brittany Spaniel. This hybrid may exhibit a small to medium-sized build with a silky or wavy coat, potentially displaying various colors and markings.

Since dad went away your mommy has tried. Her drinking problem. From you, she hides. After work mom likes to tie on a few. One or two or more tasty brews. The babysitter is happy to cover mom's lies. For a few extra bucks, and supersized fries. Tonight though is different from any other night. Mom's car hit a pole but she's gonna be all right. Her license, however. Is now out of sight. From now on mommy can't drive you to school. A bus pass will now be your transportation tool. The transit system may seem scary at first. Don't worry. Tomorrow your cherry will burst. It's not that bad so please don't you cry. There are many things worse than moms DUI.

When a doctor tells Pop Pop he needs a miracle to get better, his daughter decides to take matters into her own hands and uses her collection of healing crystals to save him. Little does she know that her mom's crystals might not be enough Mom's healing crystals won't save your pop pop.But she spends all her money at the fancy rock shop.Thinking that they have some mystical power.To cure everything in just a few hoursShe wears them on her neck like a crown.And on her wrists, she has them around.She sprinkles them through the house with glee.And she thinks they are the master key.But grandpas illness it won't go away....

Adriana Was Bitten By A Bug Named JimA Pencil To The Ear Is What Killed KimA Shovel Cut Baby Robert In TwoKelly Was Eaten By A Cannibal CrewJunior Slipped On His Marbles And Had A FallAshleigh Pulled Her Brother's Mace Off The WallTyler Was Killed By A Fish With A Big SnootBruno Was Used For A Target ShootThe Butcher Shop Is Where Amanda MaimedA Giant Fork Skewered Baby KaineFalling On The Slide Killed Little FrankieLeo Fried Himself With The Chicken RecipeNoah Tried To Play With His Fish Named JadeAlissa Was Sliced By Saw BladeMats Put His Head In A Bag And DiedA Land Mine Killed Ash Her Parents CriedCaught In A Trap Nate's Situation Was DireAaron Was Tangled Up In Barbed WireIreland Was Jammed Onto A Spear And Bled OutThey Had Ways Of Making Oliver Shout

Just because you're an adult and you love coloring, doesn't mean you should have to color in the flowers, rainbows and puppies. Sometimes you want to color badass pictures of killer clowns, dead babies, monsters and skulls. This book is packed with 20 coloring pages of killer clowns with cool backgrounds you can have fun with.Pages are 1 sided so you can use markers and gel pens.

Yeetyeet likes to watch you sleep. Pickles under your bed he creeps. Switchblade eats your favorite stuffies. Pedo lures you away with puppies. Shifty plans to collect your teeth. Twisty smells your hair while you sleep. Clammy lives inside his van. Hank once had to kill a man. Tooty smells your dirty socks. Busby laughs at electric shocks. Touchy hides beneath your stairs. Bubbles constantly overshares. Twinkles spends the night robbing graves. Fappy keeps a few human slaves. Pogo appears in your bathroom mirror. Tonguey's intentions couldn't be clearer. Teeto waits outside your house. Jeff will bite the tail from a mouse

Pedoclown says inappropriate things. He carries needles that really sting. Pedoclown has a sketchy past. And scares potential customers away fast. He makes balloons in the shape of a penis. And considers himself a marketing genius. Pedoclown invested in a bouncy castle. But finding new customers is always a hassle. He silences children with chloroform. And always offers you fresh popcorn. Pedoclown finds kids by using his dog. And has bizarre internal dialogue. He always offers a variety of treats. And his puppet shows simply can't be beat. Pedoclown is always drinking like a fish. Because he's on a permanent sex offender list. He tries to convince you with a van full of cake. But Pedoclown just can't catch a break.

You grew up along side your doggy named Benny. You did everything together and you made so many. Memories which is why we decided to lie. When it was actually time for Benny to die. Since Benny was always your very best friend. We decided not to tell you when it was the end. We made up stories about a nice farm far away. Where Benny could run, and jump, and play. When you asked to visit we lied more to you. Because we just couldn't tell you the truth. But now it's time for us to confess. the nice veterinarian put Benny to death.

A Jellyfish Took The Life Of D'anthonyChanelle Starved To Death In An AlleyCasey Was Eaten Alive By A Cat Named JaxNick Was Chopped In The Head With A Big AxeSerafina Was Tied Up And Eaten By RatsAndrew Boiled To Death In A Chemical VatAn Anvil Squashed Stacia's Tiny HeadDakota's Pet Monitor Made Her DeadAldon Slipped On A Banana PeelDevon Was Killed By His Pet EelKat Was Mauled And Eaten By A BearDashel Was Killed While Cutting His HairBlake Tried To Hang A Picture On His HeadJack Was Impaled And Wound Up Dead Bill Was Hooked By An Ice Pick A Chain Saw Chopped Lizzy In Half QuickJaymisson Was Lynched By A Mob Of BabiesEma Was Somehow Contracted RabiesLuke Was Attacked By Blood Sucking LeachesJosh Was Murdered By One Of His Teachers

Sex offenders are everywhere. Even in your neighborhood. These are the people behind the crimes.

Marcus died in a game of William Tell. This baby died when the refrigerator fell. Fabian had a bottle go through his head. Skippy was rotting when they found him long dead. This baby died with a pencil through his eye. Hooked and speared like a fish. That's how Chad died. Baby buzzsaw was this kids nickname. Death by shark is how Becky's life was claimed. Simon fell down and cracked open his head. Hazardous chemicals killed little Fred. Evan was found decapitated. Sam was poisoned by one of his haters. Felix was chewed up by his pet alligator. Hunter was frozen solid deep inside the ice. Paul was given a Canadian necktie. Tommy got zapped when he put his finger in a socket. This baby carried a lighter in per pocket. Don't even axe me what happened to Drake. Christine was hugged too hard by her pet snake.

If you get sick please don't be stressed. Right now we just don't have enough tests. We're offering medical testing in dirty parking lots. At the same stores with all the toilet paper you bought. "National emergency" two very big words. The best words. World class. Don't worry We've learned a lot and this too will pass. I'm highly intelligent so I called my CEO friends. They're the best in the world so I have to commend. Their efforts even though they haven't done a thing. I've frozen interest on student loans to help with the sting. But you still have to pay tuition even though school is out. After all, money is still what this country is about. I haven't been tested even though I was exposed. I stood right next to someone infected in a picture I posed. I'm suspending all travel To contain the spread. We have tremendous funeral homes to deal with the dead

This baby has the hands of a dog. This ugly creature is called Feathered-Frog. This boy has the face of a husky. Cockroach-Baby smells really musky. Centipede Baby was sewn from human skin. Man-Clown has committed so many sins. Money-Man's skin is pure currency. Squid-Fish lives deep down in the sea. Rabbit-Man has the face of a bunny. 3-Head-Girl has many thoughts. some of them are funny. Ramhorn-Lady gets a lot of headaches. Penguin-Girl's mom said she's a mistake. Lady-Hammer hands will beat you senseless. Spider-Lady's web will leave you defenseless. Shrimpork is a tasty treat. Two-Headed Cat never has enough to eat. Flesh-Eating Ladybug is super scary. Bearded Baby was born this hairy.

Mike Huck, Mike Huck, with a marriage in shambles, His wife cheats on him, with no remorse or scandal.Mike Huck, Mike Huck, he stays in the room and waits, While his wife has affairs, he suffers and hates hate.Mike Huck, Mike Huck, so desperate for love, He'll do anything, even if it's not above.

When mom comes home she doesn't expect much. A clean bathroom. And your fathers gentle touch. Even though your daddy works hard. She expected him to clean the poops in the yard. After mom starts drinking wine. With your father she draws the line. Once mom takes a break to pee. You and your dad had better flee. To the lawyer you must go. Before mom's anger plateaus. And she beats your daddy with her fists. Because she can't control her drunken fits.

A story about animals of various mixed breeds.

It's time to get the party started with Swinger Party, the book that explores what it means when parents throw a grown-up bash! Written in a fun and engaging children's style, you'll learn all about what goes on when Mom and Dad invite their friends over for an evening of adult fun.

A story about a dad who uses homophobic slurs and thinks god hates same sex couples.

Are you searching for the perfect gag, baby shower gift? This is a joke book!Welcome to my essential dark humor guide for new parents: '101 Ways To Not Kill Your Baby'. Written by a comedian, this guide is packed with cautionary tales that highlight the potential dangers that babies can face, and practical advice on how to keep them safe.With a dark and humorous tone, the guide covers a range of scenarios that all parents should be aware of, such as hazards in construction zones, outdoor areas, and even at home with household pets.From protecting your baby from poisonous animals to keeping harmful substances out of reach, this guide covers all the essential tips and tricks to help you protect your little one.

What happens when moms and dads go to jail? Find out in this exciting and educational children's book.