Bøger af Brian Moses

Get in the Easter spirit with this modern-day version of the birth and life of Jesus the Christ was born 20 years ago instead of when he did. We have something innovative here. Not just the story, but having songs to enjoy while reading. There's 30 +/- YouTube song links to classic rock songs that go well with the section of story where the links are located. They really help set the mood of the story line. We begin prior to the beginning. Satan gets the boot and takes a posse of angels with him. He's urinated, of course and plans on defeating God to take His throne. After God does some creating, we fast forward to the 1990s where Mary meets Joseph in grade school. It's a storybook romance for these two virgins until she mysteriously gets pregnant. There are three young amateur astronomers following a star from the Mid-East. They inadvertently cross paths with some powerful proponents of n.w.o who had a spine tingling vision of their own. They want the competition dead, no matter how many children they have to kill to get the future King of Kings. As an adult, Jesus now has two sets of enemies. The globalists and the Sanhedrin. These Jewish leaders also don't want their good thing ruined by some miracle man who makes monkeys out of them at every turn. Christianity doesn't exist and these Jews have major league clout with the Government, which is loaded with Muslims. Social media makes Jesus both famous and notorious right quick like. People want to be healed. They also want someone who will stop their treacherous government. Although Jesus uses 60's-90's slang to deliver His crystal clear messages with modernized parables and preaching, the people hear only, No! I will not be your king on earth. Conditions heat up, snowflakes melt. Jesus has quite the time meeting with crowds of nearly 100,000 per gig without being killed. Eventually, there's gonna be a showdown and it ain't gonna be pretty. There is a nasty detail about crucifixions you may not know about. It explains why they sometimes broke the victims legs up on a cross. I learned this one on the History channel. People tell me when I write stories they can envision what is taking place as if they are there. This scene won't disappoint. Consider this fair warning to both young folks and those who may get offended by reading this work of literature. If words such as, snowflake, progressive, nwo, two genders, dumb-ass offend you, go take your thumb out of your mouth and get a job, cause people are gonna learn from this story how God and freedom loving Americans deal with you globalist pawns. This book is based on actual people. But they've all been dead for over 2000 years, so I'm not going to lose sleep over a lawsuit from any one of them. But, cereally, this book is highly controversial. A gaggle of people who think they are going to Heaven aren't going to be happy when they learn some TV or hometown preacher they've been giving money to has been shooting sunshine up their posteriors. Jesus tell it like it is. People always wanna take it out on the messenger. They won't be alone. Socialists, Muslims, telemarketers, used car salesmen, Jehovah's and my uncle Guido. He's about the only one who actually worries me. Okay. Kidding aside. There are two ways to enjoy this book. The first is to just read it and enjoy a cool story. If that's why you're here, you made the right choice. The other is to read commentary # one and understand the political and religious ramifications of today's society and why we need what Jesus has to offer. Everything Jesus says in the four gospel books has been translated into today's English. Listen to Pink Floyd's, The Wall, Us and Them, and The Dark Side of the Moon to set the tone for the commentary. Each chapter has at least one classic rock song, as well. Rolling Stones, Simon and Garfunkel, Cream, BTO, Alice Cooper, Donny Osmond, Motley Crue, and more to enhance the action. Enjoy!

Join our Poetry Street party and get creative! There is one poem for any week of the year, accompanied by imaginative illustrations.

Age range 6 to 9Brian's poetry never fails to capture the imagination of his many readers. If you are a newcomer to his work or a Brian die hard, this book with have you dancing with glee! These funny and heart-warming feather-brained rhymes about animals, insects, and birds are a real tweet!

Daniel''s school is haunted, there?s a python in his loft, and the Kelly Horton gang are lying in wait outside his house, ready to shower him with wet, disgusting kisses. And, to top it all, his mum has left home. It?s a lot to take on, but with the help of his best friend, Errol, and Loo Brush the dog, Daniel has a plan to get his...

Alex and Phoebe have a lot of questions about ghosts, but no one to ask - until they meet Walter. He knows everything there is to know about ghosts. After all, he is one! Together, the three friends must find a way to set Walter free. But it isn''t easy to keep a ghost''s secret. Particularly when his friends turn up!

Something Hiding Beneath My Bed charts the ups and downs of growing up in the ''50s and ''60s. A lot was different then: the TVs were smaller, the teachers louder, and fun was throwing cowpats at each other! But as Brian Moses captures with his trademark verve, some things never change: mischief and mishap, laughter, tears, friendship,...

Amusing and thought-provoking, this book will show children how to play nicely and why it's important

Amusing and thought-provoking, this book will show children why it's important, but can also be fun, to listen - perfect for those about to start school

Amusing and thought-provoking, this book will inspire young children to want to explore the world around them

The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is the side-splitting anthology of all the funniest poems in the world for children chosen by one of the nations favourite children's poets, Brian Moses.

Amusing and thought-provoking, this book will inspire young children to want to write - perfect for children about to start school

There are poems about winning, and about taking part; poems about having all the right kit, but no talent; poems that show that it if you are at school being the best egg and spoon racer really is as important to your mum and dad as being an Olympic athlete; poems about being a team player and poems about being an individual hero. In fact, this book is packed with sporting gems of all kinds.

A zany wonderful combination of poetry and illustrations.

Dogs, dogs, DOGS!

A fantastic collection of history poems that conjure up the sights, sounds and smells of the past - both the great events and battles, and ordinary day-to-day activities.Ties in with the history curriculum for Key Stage 1 and Key Stage 2. There are poems about prehistoric times, mammoths, the Stone Age, the Bronze Age, ancient Greece, Rome and Egypt, Vikings, Anglo-Saxons, Alfred the Great, Normans, King Harold, William the Conqueror and the Battle of Hastings.

Able Writers in Your School contains ideas, practical advice and lesson plans to help you to develop the potential of the gifted and talented pupils in your primary school - and all the other pupils as well. Over 70 inspirational examples of children's work show the standard of children's work achievable.

A fresh cover look for this cheeky children's favourite! From the biggest gorillas to the tiniest ants, the animals are wearing . . . UNDERPANTS!

When it¿s assembly time and we¿re sitting in line, what do we need? We need wriggle room.Make some space to read this collection of poems all about school! Wriggle Room and Other School Poems is part of the Galaxy range of books from Rising Stars Reading Planet. Galaxy provides captivating fiction and non-fiction for Pink A to White band. The rich collection of highly decodable books immerses children in a range of cross-curricular topics and genres. Reading Planet books have been carefully levelled to support children in becoming fluent and confident readers. Each book features useful notes and activities to support reading at home as well as comprehension questions to check understanding. Reading age: 6-7 years