Bøger af C J Phillips

Introduce your child to the magical world of colors with our SpectraBlast Learn Colors Coloring Book. Each of the 40 unique pages offers a vivid experience of color discovery, where kids can learn color names while being creative. This coloring book not just teaches kids about various colors, but also keeps them engaged and entertained for hours on end. Crafted with love and care, every page has a purpose and a story to tell. The SpectraBlast Learn Colors Coloring Book is not just a coloring book, but a treasure trove of colorful adventures, waiting to be unlocked by your little artist. Give your child the gift of colors and watch them paint their world with joy! - Unleash your child's creativity with 40 unique pages dedicated to learning color names in a fun and engaging way.- Promotes learning through art, enhancing your child's cognitive abilities, focus, and fine motor skills.- Each coloring page is a journey into the colorful world, keeping your child engaged while learning.- Ideal for both indoor and outdoor activities, providing a creative outlet anywhere, anytime.- Durable, easy-to-use, and suitable for use with a variety of coloring mediums.

Our ABC Fun Coloring Book is a delightful and creative way for youngsters to learn the alphabet.Each of the 26 pages contains a letter of the alphabet accompanied by a delightful illustration waiting to be brought to life in color. From an 'A' to 'Z', your child will love exploring the alphabet in this entertaining and educational coloring book. Not only does it develop coloring and motor skills, but it also aids in letter recognition, making it a fun and effective learning tool. - Features 26 unique pages, each dedicated to a different letter of the alphabet for comprehensive learning- Engaging images related to each letter, allows children to associate the letter with common items or animals- Coloring aids in the development of fine motor skills, hand-eye coordination, and color recognition- Designed to be an entertaining and educational tool, promoting letter recognition and vocabulary- Perfect size for little hands, and is easy to carry around, making it a perfect on-the-go activity

Dive into the world of letters with our ABC Adventure: Learn the Alphabet Activity Book!Inspire the joy of learning in your child with 26 unique and creative pages, each dedicated to a letter of the English alphabet. Our activity book is crafted to stimulate children's imagination, improving their letter recognition skills while providing hours of coloring fun. From A to Z, each page introduces a letter in an exciting, engaging context that helps to solidify their understanding of the alphabet. An excellent blend of education and entertainment, it's a perfect tool for kids to learn the alphabet while having a blast. - Explore a unique journey through the alphabet with 26 individual creative pages, each introducing a new letter in a captivating way.- Boosts letter recognition skills, offering a fun and interactive way to learn the alphabet.- Actively engages children in the learning process with its exciting mix of coloring and letter discovery activities.- Designed to stimulate creativity and imagination, aiding visual learning.- Fosters an enjoyable learning atmosphere, enhancing the child's grasp of the English alphabet.- Durable quality ensures the book withstands hours of learning and coloring fun.- Perfect for both home-schooling or simply extra-fun homework.

Escape the everyday hustle and immerse yourself in the wonderous world of Mindful Serenity, our adult mindfulness coloring book. Each page, intricately designed with sophistication and charm, helps stimulate creativity while providing a calming experience. Our pages are filled with a vast array of unique patterns, ensuring you discover your inspiration at every turn. The designs in the book are specifically meant to invoke a sense of mindfulness and tranquillity, making it the ideal stress release activity. The quality of the paper is perfect for all types of coloring tools, from pencils to markers. Step into the calming and rewarding experience of mindful coloring, engage your artistic side, and discover an elegantly simple way to relax and reduce stress. - Unique and intricate designs to stimulate your artistic nature.- Premium paper quality, compatible with all types of coloring tools for a smudge-free experience.- Features a variety of patterns, from floral motifs to abstract designs for endless inspiration.- Designed to invoke mindfulness and tranquillity as an effective stress release activity.- Perfect bound and large in size for a more lavish and comfortable colouring experience.- Travel-friendly design, allowing you to carry your source of relaxation wherever you go.

Welcome to a world full of creativity with our Children's Coloring Activity Book.This vibrant book is home to 50 unique and interactive colouring pages designed to galvanize your child's imagination and develop their artistic skills. Whether it's for a rainy day indoors or a casual evening after school, our colouring book promises endless hours of fun and colouring for kids. What's more, it makes a perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion to treat the little artists in your life. No child can resist the allure of diving into a colourful world of their own creation. - Features 50 unique, interactive colouring pages that stimulate your child's creativity and keep them engaged.- Encourages fine motor skill development, color recognition and stimulates imagination.- Perfect for both boys and girls with a wide array of themes and designs that cater to varied interests.- High-quality paper ensures no bleed-through, safe for all types of coloring materials.- Compact and easy-to-carry format, great for travel or on-the-go fun.- Makes an ideal gift for birthdays, holidays or just an everyday surprise.

Unleash a world of color and creativity with our Kawaii Cute Food-Themed Children's Coloring Book.This book is bursting with 101 unique designs, each offering a whimsical food journey featuring burgers, fries, hot dogs, soda, ice-creams, marshmallows, cakes, hot chocolates, milkshakes, and more! The broad array of food themes tantalizes your creative spirit, providing hours of fun and relaxation. It's designed to spark imagination and enhance coloring skills. Dive into the charming world of kawaii and food theme today and get ready to make each page your very own masterpiece. - Features 101 unique, kawaii food-themed designs to captivate young imaginations.- Wide variety of designs includes ice-cream, soda, marshmallows, hot dog, burger, fries, milkshake, hot chocolate, and cake among others.- Perfect for improving coloring skills and encouraging creativity.- Ideal for hours of fun, relaxation and creating your own art masterpiece.- A great way to explore the delightful world of kawaii and food-themed colorings.

Experience the joy of Easter with our Kawaii Easter Delight Coloring Book!Bursting with 62 unique designs, this coloring book is perfect for nurturing creativity and imagination. Each page features adorable Kawaii-style characters and patterns in seasonal Easter scenes, from bunnies to eggs and everything in between. Ideal for hours of coloring fun, this book promises a world of festive cuteness waiting to be brought to life with color, making every Easter moment extra special. Crafted with high-quality paper that prevents bleed-through, our coloring book ensures a convenient and long-lasting coloring experience. - Features 62 unique and adorable Easter-themed designs in Kawaii style for a diverse coloring experience.- Made with high-quality, thick paper that prevents bleed through, ensuring a smooth and hassle-free coloring session.- Full of cute and playful Easter motifs like bunnies, eggs, chicks, and more to enhance the Easter spirit.- Perfect for nurturing creativity and imagination, providing hours of engaging activity.- Designed to provide a fun and festive coloring experience, making every Easter moment memorable.

I'm C.J. Phillips (my pen name) the compiler of the world's largest collection of funny bathroom graffiti. Including this publication, I've published eleven books of it. My book series has been made into many movie scripts. This is a special limited edition made to hopefully interest film producers, agents and screenplay managers in its cinematic development, (but others are encouraged to read it also!)

C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are below. Cinderella married for money. -- Keep your mouth shut and let them think you're stupid, no sense in opening it and removing all doubt. -- And then India thrust up into Asia in one spasm of orogenous ecstasy. -- Women Don't nag, men procrastinate! -- Try to seem pleasant for the next few minutes then you can resume your normal disposition. -- Here I sit all broken hearted, came to class, became retarded. This book includes two sexual technique enhancement books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti - Volume 1 2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage 3) THE PS-SPOT ORGASM: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure.

It's my pleasure to present the funniest graffiti from literally hundreds of the world's bathroom walls. Hello, my name is C. J. Phillips and I've been a professional graffiti hunter for roughly 40 years. A movie script has been written about this book! This immense funny bathroom graffiti collection includes the raunchier stuff and bonus sex education books on women's PS-spot, U-spot and A-spot. Being a graffiti hunter isn't for everyone. In pursuit of the world's funniest bathroom graffiti, I've been verbally reprimanded by psychotic custodians and even locked in a bathroom, supposedly by accident. There's over a thousand lines of funny bathroom graffiti in this book, here's some of them: HEY VIRGINS, THANKS FOR NOTHING! Why write jokes on the wall when you're holding one in your hand? What's white and crawls up your leg? Homing sperm. PAUL REVERE WAS NEUROTIC. Polygamy is having more wives than you need. Monogamy is the same. Do and you shall be - SartreBe and you shall do - CamusDo be do be do - Sinatra Having trouble sleeping? Take accounting. A friend in need is a pest, get rid of him - But a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

Immoral, thoughtless people's minds are a terrible thing to waste. That's why mankind has books of bathroom graffiti. You're invited to read all volumes of "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". A movie script has been written about them. This volume concentrates on the more disgusting (but funny) bathroom graffiti. Samples from the book are below. 1. My husband's scrotum's been swollen for the last few days but I'm keeping a eye on it. 2. What if they gave an orgy and nobody came? 3. What's the best thing a woman can get out of a penis - the wrinkles! 4. Jesus took it on the palm 5. Count Dracula, your bloody Mary is ready 6. Stop screwing around, support your local brothel!

C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book are below. 1. Is Moby Dick a vernereal disease? -- 2. Sex proves that men are not all equal. -- 3. Eat, drink and do Mary. -- 4. Young bucks with short horns stand close. -- 5. Due to cutbacks, toilet paper is now only for faculty, students can use their degrees. -- 6. Waves are caused by whale farts. This publication includes two additional books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti - Volume 3 2) The U-spot 3) Absolutely Essential Tips for Buying & Selling On eBay

Your girlfriend or wife might not approve of this book and it's hardly appropriate for mixed company! It is really funny though! C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you books of the world's funniest bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). A movie script was written for it. Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on bathroom wall-writing that's funny! "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of many volumes and likely is the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are: Stand close, don't flatter yourself. If you shake more than once you're playing with it. Toilet paper compliments of Idaho Sand and Gravel Company. Misery is a flooded stall and a hole in your shoe. Hormone are a big bust. Archaeologists date everything. As a bonus this funny book includes two additional books in it. Your books are presented to you in this order: 1) The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti - Volume 22) The A-spot Orgasm: The Elusive Super Orgasm3) 100 Great Lines To Put in Your Personal Ad Publisher's Note: This ebook contains explicit sexual content and profanity.

When Dead Clocks Chime is the literary debut by C. J. Phillips as author and storyteller. From vengeance to charm, to the paragon of nightmares, C. J. Phillips brings to the printed page haunting tales of heinous jealousy, yuletide romance, and unthinkable horrors. Each paranormal tale takes place within the rich green Americana landscapes of Middle Tennessee, the Missouri Bootheel, and the Memphis river bluffs off the mighty Mississippi River.Three stories by C. J. Phillips, carefully crafted for this first volume of When Dead Clocks Chime, presents an actual ghostly encounter of vehement hate and rage. Fear, torment, and mind scarring aggression between the undead and unborn wreaks havoc in the life of a woman who could never finish her story. "Reckless Scorn" is based on actual events.Love knows no boundaries. Blended amid the holiday trappings of yuletide cheer, this eerie evergreen tale of a promise well kept, just in time, will touch the tender spirit. Each yearning beat of a passionate heart will echo throughout time eternal. Death regards time as an absolute. The unseen realm will manifest a Christmas miracle in "The Silver Watch."Ancient scriptures declare the devil roams about like a lion seeking whom he may devour (1 Peter 5:8), and sin so easily ensnares the unsuspecting soul (Hebrews 12:1). Dreams are made to be accomplished and then snatched away, all because of deceiving fantasies in exchange for a signature etched upon the diabolic walls of a nineteenth century brothel. Blood thirst is unquenchable in "Hiller House."