Bøger af Chris Stokdyk

Imagine picking up a book and reading the words inside, and as you read those words a picture forms in your head. Now imagine that picture represents the scenarios and circumstances described in this book. Now open your eyes and behold: you are holding the very book you just imagined. Also, this book is a great conversation starter. For example, say you are at a party and most of the guests are avoiding eye contact with you, and they keep muttering to one another that they really wish you would put on some pants; wouldn't it be great to be able to pull out a book, walk confidently up to a stranger and say, "I bet you didn't think I knew how to read!" Congratulations - you just started and ended a conversation as a winner.Above all else, this book will give you the means to own this book. When your friends, neighbors and spouses question whether or not you own this book, owning this book will be the final word on whether or not you own this book. Stop just being a person! Start being a person who owns this book!

Deep inside every mermaid is a promise, and that promise is a map, and that map leads to treasure, and that treasure is this book.Forged in a crucible of the hottest good times, "How to Survive the Mermaid Apocalypse" is an inspiration in a classical sense. Driven to be more than just a series of words, grouped together, separated by punctuation, this is the kind of book that makes people question other books and whether or not they are actually books.Don't be afraid - no one here wants you to steal a 1967 Ford Mustang. This is just a book we're talking about here.Now, about that Mustang.