Bøger af Dan West

A twisted collection of short stories that will slather your eyeballs with a sticky coating of horror! Reading this book is almost as fun as owning your very own "sex morgue!" From the author who brought you The House That Dripped Gore, And They All Died Screaming, Island of the People Drinkers and Monsturd: The movie tie-in novelization comes this truly warped, book-shaped thing with words and pictures printed on it.

In 1975 an ill-fated paranormal investigation of the infamous Hull Mansion in Dorchester, New Hampshire led a hapless parapsychologist and his oddball team of fellow investigators down a gore-soaked rabbit hole of unrelenting horror. Together they were to unravel the gruesome secrets of the murderous Hull Family and awaken an otherworldly evil that could destroy mankind. The House That Dripped Gore will baste your eyeballs with the sticky and malodorous saliva of comedy. Yes, This book has something for everyone, provided that "everyone" enjoys reading excessively graphic horror novels packed with tit and vomit jokes. It's a book that will make you throw your head back and exclaim: "What an amusing romp! I am so very tickled to be reading this clever blend of horror and comedy! What a wonderful use of my spare time and money! I think I will recommend The House That Dripped Gore to all of my friends and business associates, and perhaps even to my fellow cult members!" Features illustrations by the author.

October 1979: Something horrible has taken refuge in the infamous Hapsburg Mansion on the foggy banks of Hog Island, Massachusetts ... something ancient ... something evil ... something bloodthirsty. Its lair was previously the home of a family of depraved, cannibal, Satan worshippers. But now the haunted hellholerots in the mists of the isolated island ... a decaying monument symbolizing unspeakable terror. Only one man stands a chance against the house of horrors and the ghastly evil that lurks within its blood-soaked walls: Stanley Matheson, paranormal investigator and author of questionable talent ... a retired demon slayer possessing the awesome power of telekinesis. Recruited by his former monster-hunting colleagues todo battle with the blood-sucking menace, Matheson reluctantly turns vampire hunter with horrific and hilarious results. This third, blood-soaked sequel in the Stanley Matheson trilogy pits Matheson against and ancient, alien foe with a lust for human blood and the catchy, pop hits of Neil Sedaka. Island of the People Drinkersdelivers West's absurdist black humor and the usual buckets of gore and features illustrations by the author.

When escaped serial killer, Jack Schmitt suffers a fittingly horrific death in the sewer tunnels beneath Butte County, California, the shit hits the fan for the local sheriff's department and Schmitt's nemesis, FBI agent Susan Hannigan! A horrifying accident at Dutech Genetic Research Laboratories results in the killer's grotesque resurrection, and soon, using the county's sewer system as his underground lair, Schmitt exacts his odious revenge on the frightened citizens of Butte County. Do you dare spiral downward into the dark depths of this toilet bowl of terror? Read the horrific novel that is now a major motion picture sensation!

A weird and wild collection of autobiographical short stories by writer and filmmaker Dan West (Monsturd and RetarDEAD, The House That Dripped Gore, And They All Died Screaming, Dan West's Homemade Embalming Fluid.) Can your heart stand these shocking tales of drug and alcohol abuse, sex, gore, bad filmmaking and bad film watching? Can your shriveled, black heart stand the horrors that reside within this literary freak show tent? The stories in this terrible tome are true! Only the fact have been changed to make them better!