Bøger af Geoff Rodkey

Jeg synes, det er LANGT UDE, at der er folk i vores by, som ikke har råd til at købe mad. Så jeg fik den idé, at skolen skulle afholde en skattejagt i byen til fordel for de fattige!Men det viste sig med det samme, at man kun kunne vinde skattejagten ved at snyde og bedrage og begå ulovligheder og være ond. Alligevel er jeg sur over, at vi ikke må lave skattejagt igen næste år, fordi mrs. Bevan nu har nedlagt forbud mod det. Hun overreagerer totalt.Der er jo ikke nogen, der har sagsøgt skolen (endnu)!

Jeg hedder Claudia Tapper. Jeg er 12 år gammel, og jeg vil være præsident – ikke kun for min årgang på skolen, men for hele USA!Jeg blev årgangs præsident i femte klasse, og da jeg har været en af de bedste præsidenter i skolens historie, kunne vi egentlig bare have sprunget valget over i år og ladet mig blive på posten. Så havde vi undgået, at min åndssvage bror stillede op og forvandlede valget til et bizart cirkus – ene og alene for at irritere mig!

Internettet er et kæmpestort netværk, der rummer hele den menneskelige eksistens … og en masse billeder af katte. Og man skal være MEGET FORSIGTIG med, hvad man foretager sig derude. Hvis man uploader noget forkert, og det går viralt … så kan det ødelægge hele ens liv. Det oplevede jeg selv, og jeg besluttede mig for at skrive denne bog som en advarsel om, hvad man IKKE skal gøre på nettet – og forhåbentlig spare dig for at lære en hel masse på den hårde måde. Som mig og min bror gjorde.

Te imaginas que tuvieras que mudarte a un nuevo planeta y entonces tú fueras el alienígena?La primera vez que escuché sobre Chum, llevábamos casi un año viviendo en Marte. Pero en la estación de ese planeta la vida era dura y triste, y como la Tierra ya no era habitable --sí, seguramente fue nuestra culpa--, era hora de encontrar un nuevo hogar.Así fue como terminamos en el planeta Chum con los zhuris. Son muy inteligentes y parecen mosquitos gigantes, pero eso no es lo complicado. Lo complicado es que hay muchas cosas que a los zhuris no les gustan: como cantar (pregúntale a mi hermana, Ila), el humor (una simple broma me mandó a la oficina del director) o cualquier otra clase de emoción. ¿El problema más grande? Que en realidad no les agradamos ni tantito. No los culpo, ¿a quién le agradaría una especie que destruyó su propio planeta?Si la humanidad va a sobrevivir, mi familia es quien debe hacerlos cambiar de opinión... ¿Bajo presión? ¿Yo? ¿De qué hablas? Solo seremos la primera familia en llegar, de los 2500 humanos que sobrevivimos en la Tierra, en un intento por convencerles de que nos dejen vivir en Chum.

"Lemony Snicket meets Pirates of the Caribbean, with a sprinkling of Tom Sawyer for good measure.”—Rick Riordan, bestselling authorAfter a narrow escape from Deadweather Island, Egg and his slightly deranged partner Guts head for the remote New Lands. They're in search of the lost Okalu tribe, who hold the key to the mysterious treasure map that Egg can't decipher. But the ruthless Roger Pembroke is hard on Egg's trail, and the New Lands are full of new enemies—against which our heroes' only weapons are their brains, their courage...and the two dozen swear words Guts just memorized in the local tongue.They're going to need help. But who can they trust? Is Kira, the beautiful and heavily armed Okalu refugee, their ally...or their enemy? Is Pembroke's daughter Millicent on Egg's side...or her father's? Why on earth is the notorious pirate Burn Healy being so nice to them? And the biggest question of all: what shocking secret is Egg about to discover in the shadow of an ancient Okalu temple?

A mordantly funny, all-too-real novel in the vein of Tom Perotta and Emma Straub about a suburban American family who have to figure out how to survive themselves and their neighbors in the wake of a global calamity that upends all of modern life.It's Tuesday morning in Lincolnwood, New Jersey, and all four members of the Altman family are busy ignoring each other en route to work and school. Dan, a lawyer turned screenwriter, is preoccupied with satisfying his imperious TV producer boss's creative demands. Seventeen-year-old daughter Chloe obsesses over her college application essay and the state tennis semifinals. Her vape-addicted little brother, Max, silently plots revenge against a thuggish freshman classmate. And their MBA-educated mom Jen, who gave up a successful business career to raise the kids, is counting the minutes until the others vacate the kitchen and she can pour her first vodka of the day. Then, as the kids begin their school day and Dan rides a commuter train into Manhattan, the world comes to a sudden, inexplicable stop. Lights, phones, laptops, cars, trains...the entire technological infrastructure of 21st-century society quits working. Normal life, as the Altmans and everyone else knew it, is over. Or is it? Over four transformative, chaotic days, this privileged but clueless American family will struggle to hold it together in the face of water shortages, paramilitary neighbors, and the well-mannered looting of the local Whole Foods as they try to figure out just what the hell is going on.

An oral history that reports, through transcribed recordings, text messages, photographs, illustrations, screenshots, and more, on the First (and last) Annual Culvert Prep Middle School Scavenger Hunt For Charity, and the adventures of twelve-year-old twins Reese and Claudia Tapper as their highly competitive teams scour New York for treasure.

A stunning middle-grade debut--full of heart, humor, and nonstop action It's tough to be thirteen, especially when somebody's trying to kill you. Not that Egg's life was ever easy, growing up on sweaty, pirate-infested Deadweather Island with no company except an incompetent tutor and a pair of unusually violent siblings who hate his guts. But when Egg's father hustles their family off on a mysterious errand to fabulously wealthy Sunrise Island, then disappears with the siblings in a freak accident, Egg finds himself a long-term guest at the mansion of the glamorous Pembroke family and their beautiful, sharp-tongued daughter Millicent. Finally, life seems perfect. Until someone tries to throw him off a cliff. Suddenly, Egg's running for his life in a bewildering world of cutthroat pirates, villainous businessmen, and strange Native legends. The only people who can help him sort out the mystery of why he's been marked for death are Millicent and a one-handed, possibly deranged cabin boy. Come along for the ride. You'll be glad you did.

Stand-up comedian and Hollywood box-office hit Kevin Hart keeps the laughs coming in a middle-grade novel about a boy who has big dreams of making a blockbuster superhero film. Perfect for readers of James Patterson''s Middle School series and Lincoln Peirce''s Big Nate series.   Marcus is NOT happy to be stuck in after-school film class . . . until he realizes he can turn the story of the cartoon superhero he’s been drawing for years into an actual MOVIE! There’s just one problem: he has no idea what he’s doing. So he’ll need help, from his friends, his teachers, Sierra, the strong-willed classmate with creative dreams of her own, even Tyrell, the local bully who’d be a perfect movie villain if he weren’t too terrifying to talk to. Making this movie won’t be easy. But as Marcus discovers, nothing great ever is—and if you want your dream to come true, you’ve got to put in the hustle to make it happen.  Comedy superstar Kevin Hart teams up with award-winning author Geoff Rodkey and lauded illustrator David Cooper for a hilarious and inspiring story about bringing your creative goals to life and never giving up, even when nothing’s going your way.

Two kids. One spot for class president. It's election time. The third hilarious Tapper Twins tale from author and scriptwriter, Geoff Rodkey.

En krig kan blive udløst af en uheldig hændelse – en eller anden befinder sig måske det forkerte sted på det forkerte tidspunkt.Som for eksempel min tvillingebror: Han bor uheldigvis det samme sted som mig – i den samme tidsalder som mig.Men jeg er et fredselskende menneske, og krigen var aldrig brudt ud, hvis han ikke havde udsat mig for det ondeste bagholdsangreb i (krigs)-historien.Denne bog er den sande og rystende beretning om, hvad der virkelig skete …