Bøger af Kristian Bland

What you are about to read is not a story. There is no beginning, middle, or end. What follows is nothing more than a series of journal entries involving shadow people, sleep paralysis, and crippling fear. It's not pretty, it doesn't follow story logic, and nothing works out well in the end. You've been warned.

The nine stories of rage and sadness collected here range from the most intimate of human experiences to the wildest realms of magic and fantasy. The first story is a violent gut-punch to the soul, and the rest of them just hit harder from there.Those who tough it out will find a book filled with as much hope as despair, a constant contradiction pulling you from one extreme to another.Life might knock us down, over and over, and will the beat the ever-loving snot out of us from the time we're old enough to give it attitude until the day we finally let it win and stop getting up.Always get back up.

Have you ever lived through an experience that was so humiliating that you wanted to die, but when you tell it to all your friends, they can't stop laughing?Have you ever made a decision that seemed like a good idea at the time, but you're still living with the hilarious consequences years later?If so, then grab a snack, get comfortable, and prepare to have all of your own poor life choices seem just a little bit more bearable.You're welcome.