Bøger af Mark Geoffrey Young

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Northern Ireland jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Northern Ireland Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Northern Ireland Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Irishman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Northern Ireland jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Irishmans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Irishman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Irishman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Irishman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Irishmans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Sociologist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Sociologist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Sociologist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Sociologist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Sociologist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Sociologists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Sociologist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Sociologist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Sociologist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Sociologists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Nuggets' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nuggets' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Nuggets Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Nuggets' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Nuggets' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Nuggets' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Nuggets' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Nuggets' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Nuggets' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Nuggets' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Western Saharan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Western Saharan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Western Saharan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Western Saharan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Western Saharan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Western Saharans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Western Saharan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Western Saharan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Western Saharan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Western Saharans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Small Business Owner jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Small Business Owner Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Small Business Owner Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Small Business Owner joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Small Business Owner jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Small Business Owners wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Small Business Owner and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Small Business Owner brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Small Business Owner who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Small Business Owners laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mahorais jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mahorais Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mahorais Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mahorais joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mahorais jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mahorais citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mahorais citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mahorais citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mahorais citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mahorais citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bucks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bucks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bucks' Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bucks' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bucks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bucks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bucks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bucks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bucks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bucks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Skin Care Specialist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Skin Care Specialist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Skin Care Specialist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Skin Care Specialist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Skin Care Specialist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Skin Care Specialists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Skin Care Specialist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Skin Care Specialist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Skin Care Specialist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Skin Care Specialists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Programmer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Programmer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of programmer jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one programmer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many programmer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do programmers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A programmer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Programmer turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the programmer. The programmer's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the programmer who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do programmers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pacers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pacers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pacers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Pacers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Pacers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Pacers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pacers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pacers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pacers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Pacers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Skier jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Skier Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Skier Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Skier joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Skier jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Skiers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Skier and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Skier brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Skier who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Skiers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Micronesian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Micronesian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Micronesian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Micronesian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Micronesian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Micronesians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Micronesian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Micronesian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Micronesian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Micronesians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Wizards' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Wizards' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Wizards Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Wizards' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Wizards' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Wizards' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Wizards' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Wizards' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Wizards' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Wizards' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Singer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Singer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Singer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Singer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Singer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Singers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Singer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Singer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Singer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Singers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Moldovan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Moldovan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Moldovan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Moldovan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Moldovan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Moldovans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Moldovan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Moldovan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Moldovan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Moldovans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Magic Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Magic Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Magic Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Magic Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Magic Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Magic Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Magic Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Magic Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Magic Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Magic Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Exporter jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Exporter Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Exporter Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Exporter joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Exporter jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Exporters wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Exporter and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Exporter brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Exporter who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Exporters laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Sign Writer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Sign Writer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Sign Writer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Sign Writer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Sign Writer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Sign Writers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Sign Writer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Sign Writer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Sign Writer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Sign Writers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Reporter jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Reporter Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of reporter jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one reporter joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many reporter jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do reporters wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A reporter and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Reporter turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the reporter. The reporter's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the reporter who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do reporters laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Monacoian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Monacoian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Monacoian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Monacoian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Monacoian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Monacoians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Monacoian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Monacoian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Monacoian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Monacoians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Heat Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Heat Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Heat Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Heat Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Heat Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Heat Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Heat Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Heat Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Heat Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Heat Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Secretary jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Secretary Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of secretary jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one secretary joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many secretary jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do secretaries wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A secretary and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Secretary turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the secretary. The secretary's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the secretary who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do secretaries laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mongolian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mongolian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mongolian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mongolian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mongolian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mongolians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mongolian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mongolian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mongolian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mongolians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bobcats' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bobcats' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bobcats' Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bobcats' joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bobcats' jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bobcats' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bobcats' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bobcats' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bobcats' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bobcats' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Montserratian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Montserratian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Montserratian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Montserratian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Montserratian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Montserratians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Montserratian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Montserratian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Montserratian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Montserratians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Lakers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Lakers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Lakers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Lakers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Lakers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Lakers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Lakers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Lakers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Lakers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Lakers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Moroccan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Moroccan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Moroccan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Moroccan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Moroccan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Moroccans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Moroccan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Moroccan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Moroccan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Moroccans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Clippers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Clippers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Clippers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Clippers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Clippers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Clippers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Clippers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Clippers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Clippers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surgeon jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surgeon Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of surgeon jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one surgeon joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many surgeon jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do surgeons wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A surgeon and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Surgeon turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the surgeon. The surgeon's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the surgeon who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do surgeons laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Kings' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Kings' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Kings Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Kings' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Kings' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Kings' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Kings' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Kings' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Kings' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Kings' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***