Bøger af Mark Geoffrey Young

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Lithuanian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Lithuanian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Lithuanian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Lithuanian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Lithuanian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Lithuanians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Lithuanian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Lithuanian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Lithuanian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Lithuanians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tea Party jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tea Party Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of tea party jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one tea party joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tea Party jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tea Partiers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A Tea Partier and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Tea party turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the Tea Partier. The Tea Partier's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the Tea Partier who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tea Partiers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Luxumberger jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Luxumberger Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Luxumberger Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Luxumberger joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Luxumberger jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Luxumbergers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Luxumberger and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Luxumberger brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Luxumberger who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Luxumbergers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Malawian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Malawian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Malawian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Malawian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Malawian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Malawians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Malawian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Malawian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Malawian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Malawians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of republican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of republican jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one republican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many republican jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do republicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An republican and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The republican turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the republican. The republican's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the republican who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do republicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Somali jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Somali joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Somali jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Somalis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Somali and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Somali brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Somali who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Somalis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Kuwaiti jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Kuwaiti Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Kuwaiti Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Kuwaiti joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Kuwaiti jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Kuwaitis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Kuwaiti and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Kuwaiti brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Kuwaiti who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Kuwaitis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tahitian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tahitian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tahitian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tahitian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tahitian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tahitians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tahitian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tahitian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tahitian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tahitians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of I-Kiribati jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of I-Kiribati Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of I-Kiribati Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one I-Kiribati joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many I-Kiribati jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do I-Kiribatis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a I-Kiribati and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The I-Kiribati brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the I-Kiribati who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do I-Kiribatis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Kittian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Kittian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Kittian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Kittian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Kittian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Kittians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Kittian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Kittian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Kittian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Kittians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soviet jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soviet Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Soviet Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Soviet joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Soviet jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Soviets wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Soviet and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Soviet brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Soviet who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Soviets laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bricklayer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bricklayer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bricklayer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bricklayer Plaer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bricklayer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bricklayer Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bricklayer Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bricklayer Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bricklayer Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bricklayer Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Persian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Persian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Persian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Persian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Persian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Persians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Persian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Persian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Persian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Persians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mechanic jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mechanic Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mechanic Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mechanic joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mechanic jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mechanics wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mechanic and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mechanic brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mechanic who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mechanics laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Korean jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Korean Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Korean Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Korean joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Korean jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Koreans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Korean and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Korean brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Korean who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Koreans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Palestine resident jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Palestine resident Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Palestine resident Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Palestine resident joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Palestine resident jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Palestine residents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Palestine resident and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Palestine resident brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Palestine resident who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Palestine residents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Kyrgyzstani jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Kyrgyzstani Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Kyrgyzstani Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Kyrgyzstani joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Kyrgyzstani jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Kyrgyzstanis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Kyrgyzstani and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Kyrgyzstani brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Kyrgyzstani who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Kyrgyzstanis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Guinea-Bissauan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Guinea-Bissauan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Guinea-Bissauan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Guinea-Bissauan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Guinea-Bissauan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Guinea-Bissauans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Guinea-Bissauan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Guinea-Bissauan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Guinea-Bissauan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Guinea-Bissauans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of South Sudanese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of South Sudanese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of South Sudanese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one South Sudanese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many South Sudanese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do South Sudanese wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a South Sudanese and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The South Sudanese brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the South Sudanese who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do South Sudanese laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Parole Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Parole Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Parole Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Parole Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Parole Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Parole Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Parole Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Parole Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Parole Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Parole Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Racquetball Player jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Racquetball Player Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Racquetball Player Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Racquetball Player joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Racquetball Player jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Racquetball Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Racquetball Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Racquetball Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Racquetball Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Racquetball Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Guianese citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Guianese citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Guianese citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Guianese citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Guianese citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Guianese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Guianese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Guianese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Guianese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Guianese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Guyanese citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Guyanese citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Guyanese citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Guyanese citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Guyanese citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Guyanese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Guyanese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Guyanese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Guyanese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Guyanese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Haitian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Haitian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Haitian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Haitian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Haitian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Haitians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Haitian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Haitian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Haitian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Haitians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hunting jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hunting Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Hunting Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Hunting joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Hunting jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hunters wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Hunter and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Hunter brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Hunter who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hunters laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Honduran jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Honduran Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Honduran Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Honduran joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Honduran jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hondurans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Honduran and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Honduran brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Honduran who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hondurans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of accountant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of accountant jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many accountant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do accountants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An accountant and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The accountant turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the accountant. The accountant's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the accountant who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do accountants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Racing jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Racing Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Racing Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Racing joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Racing jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Racers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Racer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Racer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Racer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Racers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Squash jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Squash Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Squash Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Squash Plaer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Squash jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Squash Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Squash Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Squash Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Squash Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Squash Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Jamaican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Jamaican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Jamaican Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Jamaican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Jamaican jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Jamaicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Jamaican and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Jamaican brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Jamaican who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Jamaicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***