Bøger af Mark Geoffrey Young

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Guatemalan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Guatemalan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Guatemalan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Guatemalan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Guatemalan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Guatemalans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Guatemalan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Guatemalan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Guatemalan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Guatemalans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for iTechs is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for iTechs appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every iTech knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the iTech, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than iTechs. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Filipino jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Filipino joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Filipino jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Filipinos wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Filipino and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Filipino brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Filipino who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Filipinos laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Indian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Indian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Indian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Indian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Indian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Indians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Indian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Indian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Indian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Indians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Djibouti citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Djibouti citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Djibouti citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Djibouti citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Djibouti citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Djibouti citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Djibouti citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Djibouti citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Djibouti citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Djibouti citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Canadian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Canadian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Canadian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Canadian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Canadian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Canadians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Canadian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Canadian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Canadian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Canadian s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Palestinian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Palestinian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Palestinian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Palestinian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Palestinian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Palestinians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Palestinian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Palestinian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Palestinian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Palestinians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dominican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dominican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dominican Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dominican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dominican jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dominicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dominican and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dominican brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dominican who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dominicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Israeli jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Israeli Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Israeli Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Israeli joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Israeli jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Israelis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Israeli and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Israeli brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Israeli who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Israelis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Turk jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Turkish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Turkish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Turkish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Turkish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Turks wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Turk and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Turk brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Turk who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Turks laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of East Timorese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of East Timorese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of East Timorese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one East Timorese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many East Timorese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do East Timoreses wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an East Timorese and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The East Timorese brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the East Timorese who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do East Timoreses laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Emirati jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Emirati Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Emirati Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Emirati joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Emirati jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Emiratis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Emirati and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Emirati brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Emirati who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Emiratis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Eritrean jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Eritrean Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Eritrean Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Eritrean joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Eritrean jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Eritreans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Eritrean and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Eritrean brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Eritrean who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Eritreans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Saudi Arabian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Saudi Arabian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Saudi Arabian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Saudi Arabian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Saudi Arabian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Saudi Arabians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Saudi Arabian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Saudi Arabian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Saudi Arabian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Saudi Arabians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Estonian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Estonian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Estonian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Estonian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Estonian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Estonians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Estonian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Estonian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Estonian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Estonians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chilean jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chilean Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chilean Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chilean joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chilean jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chileans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chilean and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chilean brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chilean who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chileans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Ethiopian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Ethiopian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Ethiopian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Ethiopian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Ethiopian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Ethiopians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Ethiopian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Ethiopian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Ethiopian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Ethiopians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fijian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fijian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fijian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fijian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fijian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fijians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fijian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fijian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fijian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fijians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of New Zealand jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Iranian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one New Zealander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Iranian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do New Zealanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an New Zealander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The New Zealander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the New Zealander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do New Zealanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book off Icelandic jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Icelandic Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Icelandic Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Icelandic joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Icelandic jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Islanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Islander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Islander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Islander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Islanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of iTech jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of iTech Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of iTech Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one iTech joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many iTech jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do iTechs wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an iTech and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The iTech brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the iTech who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do iTechs laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of German jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of German Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of German Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one German joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many German jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Germans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a German and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The German brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the German who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do German s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Indonesian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Indonesian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Indonesian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Indonesian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Indonesian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Indonesians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Indonesian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Indonesian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Indonesian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Indonesians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hungarian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hungarian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Hungarian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Hungarian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Hungarian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hungarians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Hungarian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Hungarian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Hungarian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hungarian s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Irish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Irish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Irish Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Irish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Irish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Irish Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Irish Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Irish Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Irish Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Irish Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Irish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Brazilian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Brazilian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Brazilian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Brazilian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Brazilian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Brazilians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Brazilian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Brazilian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Brazilian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Brazilians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Scottish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Scottish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Scottish Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Scottish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Scottish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Scottish Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Scottish Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Scottish Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Scottish Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Scottish Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Belgian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Belgian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Belgian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Belgian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Belgian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Belgians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Belgian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Belgian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Belgian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Belgians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Czech jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Czech Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Czech Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Czech joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Czech jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Czech Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Czech Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Czech Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Czech Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Czech Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pakistani jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pakistani Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pakistani Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Pakistani joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Pakistani jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Pakistani s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pakistani and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pakistani brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pakistani who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Pakistani s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.