Bøger af Mark Geoffrey Young

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dane jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Danish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Danish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Danes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dane and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dane brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dane who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Danes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Finn jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Finnish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Finnish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Finnish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Finnish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Finns wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Finn and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Finn brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Finn who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Finns laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swede jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Swedish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Swedish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Swedish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Swedish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Swedes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Swede and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Swede brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Swede who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Swedes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Social Worker jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Social Worker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Social Worker Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Social Worker joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Social Worker jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Social Workers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Social Worker and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Social Worker brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Social Worker who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Social Workers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Venezuelan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Venezuelan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Venezuelan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Venezuelan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Venezuelan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Venezuelan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Venezuelan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Venezuelan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Venezuelan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Venezuelan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Slovak jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Slovak Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Slovak Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Slovak joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Slovak jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Slovaks wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Slovak and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Slovak brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Slovak who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Slovaks laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swiss jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Swiss Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Swiss Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Swiss joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Swiss jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Swiss Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Swiss Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Swiss Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Swiss Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Swiss Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cuban jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cuban Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cuban Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cuban joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cuban jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cubans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cuban and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cuban brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cuban who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cuban s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Sound Technician jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Sound Technician Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Sound Technician Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Sound Technician joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Sound Technician jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Sound Technicians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Sound Technician and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Sound Technician brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Sound Technician who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Sound Technicians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of democrat jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Democrat Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of democrat jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one democrat joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many democrat jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do democrats wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An democrat and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The democrat turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the democrat. The democrat's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the democrat who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do democrats laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Phillies jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Phillies Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Phillies Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Phillies Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Phillies jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Phillies' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Phillies' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Phillies' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Phillies' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Phillies' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of athlete jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Athlete Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of athlete jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one athlete joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many athlete jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do athletes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An athlete and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The athlete turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the athlete. The athlete's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the athlete who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do athletes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dodgers jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dodgers Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dodgers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dodgers joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dodgers jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dodgers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dodgers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dodgers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dodgers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dodgers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Nationals jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nationals Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Nationals Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Nationals Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Nationals jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Nationals' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Nationals' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Nationals' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Nationals' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Nationals' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Giants jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Giants joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Giants jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Giants' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Giants' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Giants' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Giants' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Giants' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Padres jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Padres Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Padres Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Padres Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Padres jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Padres' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Padres' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Padres' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Padres' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Padres' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pirates jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pirates Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pirates Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Pirates Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Pirates' jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Pirates' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pirates' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pirates' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pirates' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Pirates' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mets jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mets Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mets Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mets Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mets jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mets Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mets Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mets Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mets Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mets Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Brewers jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Brewers Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Brewers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Brewers joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Brewers jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Brewers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Brewers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Brewers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Brewers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Brewers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Marlins jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Marlins Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Marlins Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Marlins Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Marlins jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Marlins' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Marlins' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Marlins' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Marlins' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Marlins' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Astros jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Astros Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Astros Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Astros Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Astros jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Astros Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Astros Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Astros Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Astros Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Astros Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Rockies jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Rockies Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Rockies Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Rockies Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Rockies jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Rockies' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Rockies' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Rockies' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Rockies' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Rockies' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Reds jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Reds Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Reds Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Reds Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Reds jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Reds' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Reds' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Reds' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Reds' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Reds' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cubs jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cubs Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cubs Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cubs Fan in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cubs jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cubs' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cubs' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cubs' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cubs' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cubs' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Braves jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Braves Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Braves Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Braves Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Braves jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Braves Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Braves Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Braves Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Braves Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Braves Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Diamondbacks jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Diamondbacks Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Diamondbacks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Diamondbacks joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Diamondbacks jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Diamondbacks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Diamondbacks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Diamondbacks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Diamondbacks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Diamondbacks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Blue Jays jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Blue Jays Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Blue Jays Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Blue Jays joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Blue Jays jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Blue Jays' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Blue Jays' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Blue Jays' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Blue Jays' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Blue Jays' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Rangers jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Rangers Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Rangers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Rangers Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Rangers jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Rangers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Rangers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Rangers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Rangers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Rangers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Rays jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Rays Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Rays Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Rays Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Rays jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Rays' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Rays' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Rays' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Rays' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Rays' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mariners jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mariners Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mariners Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mariners Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mariners jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mariners' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mariners' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mariners' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mariners' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mariners' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***