Bøger af Matt Shaw

This is a NOTEPAD A lined book for you to scribble your deepest, darkest thoughts in. Taint the pages with the names of people you hate, or ideas for books or even waste the pages with items you need to remember when you next go shopping. The beauty of a notepad? You can see it for whatever purpose you see fit! Added bonus: There's a couple of pages set aside for Doodle Space. We all know writing can get boring so - why not have some space to draw stickmen fucking or murdering one another?

It was supposed to be a nice family vacation. Their first time out camping. Quality time with the family - more about communicating with each other as opposed to whatever electronic devices got them online. But from the moment they got lost and gave up looking for the camp-site, opting to stay in a pretty looking field deep in the country, things start to go from bad to worse and soon they find themselves running for their lives. Who dares go Into the Woods? More to the point - who will survive? From Matt Shaw - the twisted mind behind 'Sick B*stards' and 'PORN' - comes a new psychological thriller that is bound to get your adrenaline pumping. Are you ready for it? INCLUDES BONUS SHORT STORY: THE TUBE

We all know that one person who is a massive cunt. We try and explain to them why they're a cunt but - they just don't get it. Sometimes it is easier to explain things with pictures... And that's the whole reason for this book... A simple picture guide to show people the many ways in which they can perceived to be a bit of a cunt... Save your breath, buy the book and pass it to the cunts. Maybe they'll learn their lesson and stop being so cunty?

The challenge was an 8 day sledding expedition in the Arctic Circle. A challenge booked as a way of escaping the mundane life back in England. He knew it was going to be hard but he had no idea it was going to be this hard and - on the lead up to the trip - never once did he think he would be physically broken... From Matt Shaw (author of Sick B*stards, PORN and Rotting Dead F*cks) comes a new psychological horror...

A drabble is a work of fiction where the word count is exactly 100 words (not including the title). Presented in this collection are over 60 drabbles from the dark mind of Matt Shaw. Some are inspired by his previous titles and some entirely new and as fresh as rotting flesh can be. With illustrations from artist Janine Van Moosel, this collection has it all: from the romantic, to the psychological, to the very extreme... And, if that weren't enough - there are a number of published shorts too, along with the splatter-punk nominated story "Melvin".

"Blue seas all around. Waves lapping gently at the sides of the raft. We sit in silence amidst the debris of wrappers from the now empty survival pack. Occasionally one of us begins to cry as our minds remind us of all that we've lost. All that we may never see again. Blue skies tease us that it could be a pleasant day if the situation was different. But it's not different. It's not a pleasant day. We've lost our friends, our family, our way, our strength - and if we're not rescued soon, our lives." When a cruise-liner goes down, four strangers find themselves trapped on a life-raft with little chance of survival in this tense, psychological horror from Matt Shaw

Something is wrong with Crista's children. Her partner, Matt House, tells her it's nothing to worry about. He says they're probably acting up because they didn't want to move into this new house. But Crista knows her children. She has seen them play up before at various times and this isn't like them. What they're saying, what they're doing... It's not like her children at all... From Matt Shaw (Sick B*stards, PORN, WHORE) comes a tale of demonic possession and horror. What would you do if you suspected there were entities living within the bodies of your children?

Locked in the basement by her money-grabbing partner, Sarah hates these bears that she once loved creating. She hates making them, she hates the fact she isn't allowed out of the basement, she hates what her partner has become... She hates. But whilst making these bears, she realises that by making them twisted and fucked-up - and pouring her hate into them - these TERROR TEDS soon start to take on a murderous life of their own. From Matt Shaw comes a new novella - a twisted affair of "Toy Story" meets "Puppet Master" meets "The Garbage Pail Kids"! Be warned: there are scenes of explicit sex and violence. If you're easily offended, please do not purchase this book. Want one of your very own murderous Terror Teds? Be sure to check out their website: www.terrorteds.com

They said I could not become a filmmaker. They said my screenplays were dull and clumsy with thin characterisation. My plots were predictable and endings lame. They said my directing was uninspired and ideas translated poorly to screen. They said my acting was laughable; scenes that were supposed to be tragic caused ripples of laughter. They said I would never make it and that - even if I did - no one wants horror anymore. They want fantasy. They want drama. Comedy, even has its place in the market. Not horror. It's stale. It is stagnant and done to death. Well, whatever they say, I am bringing horror back to the mainstream. It will be shown on every television station and shared across millions of social networking profiles. I am bringing horror back whether the audience wants it or not and it's going to be extreme...

Mr. Prick And The Dirty Cunt. Mr. Prick is fed up with his abusive relationship with Mr. Hand and - one day - packs his bags to head out into the big wide world to try and meet Little Miss Cunt. A dark tale with a moral in the story from the twisted imagination of Matt Shaw

Matt Shaw is the prolific author of well over 200 stories. By popular demand, he has put together the Back Catalogue collection giving readers a chance to own his paperbacks with ease! This collection contains the books from 2011-2012. Included within: Love Life Smile Buried The 8TH The Cabin The Cabin: Asylum The Breakdown Romance is Dead The Last Stop The Chosen Routes The Dead Don't Knock

Just what does a sperm go through to get to the egg? Well, after extensive research, Matt Shaw is ready to show you with over 60 original drawings... Warning: Adult themes. From the author of over 200 published horror novels and the more bizarre "Colour My Cock: An Adult Colouring Book" and "Mr. Prick And The Dirty Cunt" comes a book which will change the way you look at semen forever...

'I WANT A DOG!' Who hasn't heard that screamed from a child or partner? They want a dog but you don't want one because you know it will be your responsibility to look after it when they grow bored. Well, this book isn't necessarily for you. This book is for those who want a dog but have no idea what they're really letting themselves in for. You see, I wanted a dog. I was one of those annoying people ranting and raving how badly I wanted one. 'Now I am an adult, I should be allowed to get a dog! It's my house!' I got my dog. I got what I wanted. I even chose the dog. Now, as I sit here typing out this blurb, I weep. Why did I do this to myself? Why have I just committed to this little bastard for God knows how many years? If you want a dog of your own. Read this book. Perhaps see things you didn't necessarily think of (on top of having to clean up its shit from when you go on walks or when it runs in your garden). Then, when you have read the book, make your decision again. Decide if it really is for you. Don't want a dog? Well this is about a pug called Chewie... Read about Chewie's first year and just laugh at my misadventures and misery... From Matt Shaw, author of 'Wasting Stamps', 'Plentyoffreaks' and 'Im fine'

Share a night with Kim, a working girl, and her client. Both have skeletons in their closets. With three hundred and sixty pounds in her purse and the clock only just having struck midnight - Kim knew, as she left the hotel, there would still be enough time to get the necessary finances behind her to run from everything. She'd have enough money to run from what she'd done and become. As she walked towards the city's Red Light District, to join the other street girls, she knew that it would all be over in just a few more hours... 'Leaving Las Vegas' meets 'Psycho' in Matt Shaw's short novel - 'Love Life'

Critically acclaimed bestselling author, Matt Shaw - #1 bestseller in Horror Fiction with hundreds of 5 star reviews. There's something in the shadows which lurks there unseen except on the odd occasion when we think we see them in the corner of our eye. We turn to look but there is nothing there. At least that's what we think. But they're always there and they're always watching and waiting and shaping our dreams into the nightmares based upon our weirdest phobias... Their goal is simple; to scare us to death so that our souls burst from within leaving nothing but an empty space for them to fill. When we wake in the morning, we are no longer the same person. We are gone, trapped in the shadows... PRAISE FOR THE AUTHOR "There is a ferocity about Matt Shaw's writing that is both welcome and also necessary when it comes to horror." - Shaun Hutson, author of "Slugs" Categories for The Weird Horror - Psychological Fiction - Survival Horror - Sexual horror - supernatural - Suspense horror

The Infestation: The Fringed Ornamental tarantula has been known to cause a coma to some of the people it has bitten. The Chinese Bird Spider, known for its extreme aggression, has caused at least one infant death and has a venom which kills 50% of the lab mice it was tested on. The Mouse Spider and the Sydney Funnel-Web spider - both tiny - can bring down a full-sized adult if an anti-vemon isn't administered quickly enough. The Brown recluse spider, and the Chilean recluse - both extremely venomous with their bites causing necrosis; dying tissue at the site of the bite with potential for the wound to grow up to ten inches. The Black Widow, the Redback...Killers. And even if you don't die you can expect swollen lymph nodes, headaches, fevers, nausea and tremors, seizures and even comas and respiratory failure. The Six-Eyed Sand spider - one of the most venomous spiders in the world - one bite and you bleed from your skin, orifices - even your eyes - and there is no anti-venom. Even when there is anti-venom, though, it doesn't mean you're safe...The Brazilian Wandering Spider - thought to be THE most venomous spider according to the Guinness World Records...One bite from this and even the anti-venom being administered isn't a sure way of keeping you alive. It's still possible you'll die. So what do these have in common, other than the fact they're all spiders? All of them are tame in comparison to this new, aggressive species which is fast wiping out the country in Matt Shaw's new horror novel "The Infestation". The Infestation 2: The United Kingdom has fallen with no chance of ever getting it back or stopping the spread of the hatchlings. The only hope the survivors have is to seek refuge in one of the many countries offering them the chance of salvation and a new life. But starting again, having lost everything and everyone you loved, is not easy - especially when you don't really know the people who are taking you in...

By popular demand, the author of the infamous Black Cover books brings his twisted imagination to the short story in this, the second collection of White Cover books. Each story packing a punch, telling a f*cked-up story to haunt your thoughts for days afterwards. Volume Two includes: She, The Funeral, The Light, Glory-Hole, Hair of the Dog, Teeth and Eleven. By popular demand, the author of the infamous Black Cover books brings his twisted imagination to the short story in this, the first collection of White Cover books. Each story packing a punch, telling a f*cked-up story to haunt your thoughts for days afterwards. Volume One includes: A word from Matt Shaw Watching, Waiting Headaches F*ck Me? F*ck You! Ted Snuff Nugget and the previously unreleased title "The Box" All titles - with the exception of "The Box" - are available as stand alone shorts. Whilst you are welcome to purchase them individually, there is great savings to be had from taking them out as part of this collection. With the exception of Eleven, all are available as stand alone shorts. Whilst you are welcome to purchase them individually, there is great savings to be had from taking them out as part of this collection.

Peter Jenkins is one of Matt Shaw's most infamous characters. He is a misunderstood man, desperate for love, who goes to extreme lengths in order to find someone to call his own. But what turned him into the man he is in Happy Ever After? Collected together in this book is the entire collection of Peter's stories and - for the first time ever - told from start to finish in chronological order. Follow his timeline from his birth right through to the end of his tragic story and then ask yourself the question: Is he really the bad guy or is he simply the product of a different kind of monster? The collected work contains: The 9 Months Trilogy, Once Upon A Time, G.S.O.H Essential, Happy Ever After, A Fresh Start, PETER and All Good Things. "If it were just you and me, with no one else to get in the way of our beautiful relationship - could you ever love me?" Reviews: Beautiful in a creepy way - 5 stars Creepy isn't a strong enough term - 5 stars Gave me the chills... CREEPY - 5 stars Sick, Twisted and Beautifully Haunting - 5 Stars Praise for the author: "Uncompromising and savage, Matt Shaw's writing ensures that the future of the horror genre is in good hands." (Shaun Hutson, "Slugs")

Matt Shaw is known for his extreme horrors. These are not those stories. These are something else entirely. A collection compiling Matt Shaw's more bizarre stories, this book includes: Fisting Rex UniPorn A Sex Toy Story Sex Bomb: An Explosive Romance Hump The C*nt Melvin There is bad language, strange situations and weirdness in all stories! Can you handle them?

*WARNING* - there is strong gore, upsetting scenes, strong language and adult themes contained within this novel. Please DO NOT buy if easily shocked, upset or offended. A new psychological horror from Matt Shaw - author of PORN, Sick Bastards, Rotting Dead F*cks and The Happy Ever After series - CLOWN tells the tale of a mild-mannered fifty year old entertainer. By day he likes nothing more than to hear the screams of children enjoying his gags and tricks at their parties but - when he gets home - his mask slips and the real monster is revealed.

It has been five years since the outbreak that wiped out humanity. No one knows what caused it and - now - those who survive do not care. Survival is their only concern. Now, though, the danger does not come from the Rotting Dead F*cks. As the human race has contained to dwindle, so has the food source for the Rotting Dead F*cks and they've since become Rotten Dead F*cks - lying half-starved and weaker than ever. The danger comes from the remaining survivors. And for Gina, Mathew and Stacey - the danger is very real... From Matt Shaw (Sick B*stards and Rotting Dead F*cks) comes a sequel of grotesque proportions...

We all someone who can't get enough cock. People who are so infatuated with prick that they struggle to think of anything else. Well this is the perfect book for them! Not only are there different dicks within this book but - better yet - there is the opportunity to colour them in! Cum! Colour My Cock!

A Collection of Matt Shaw's heartbreaking dramas Matt Shaw does not just write horror. In fact, when asked what his favourite books are, he often names the tales collected within this set. Stories of heartbreak, loss and grief - all with an element of hope... A hope we often forget when dealing with grief. Contained within this collection Heaven's Calling BOY: Built to Love The Missing Years of Thomas Pritchard (unpublished short story) Alone Heaven's Calling Josh and Holly could face anything thrown at them all the time they had each other. Their love would conquer anything and the world was their oyster. But when a tragic accident tears Josh away from Holly she realises that, without her husband, she cannot cope and her world begins to crumble; her loss being more than she can handle. Until, that is, she receives a phone call. Her late husband. The same time every day; he doesn't appear to know what has happened to him and Holly can't bring herself to tell him. She isn't even sure if it really is him calling or whether it's all in her tormented mind. Especially seeing as the calls only happen when she is alone. Is it all in her head, has she gone mad, or is heaven really calling? Boy: Built to Love No parent should have to bury their own child and yet that was exactly what they had to do. Stillborn; a young boy never to open his eyes to take in the world around him. And now Lucy and Jack's marriage was on the verge of crumbling under the strain of the grief they struggled to cope with. A grief made worse when the doctors tell them they'll never be able to have a child of their own due to complications from the last pregnancy. But what if it didn't have to be that way? What if there was a way of using science and technology to create a son they could love? What if Jack was able to use Artificial Intelligence to create A Boy: Built to Love? Is the answer to their problems to be found within the world of science-fiction or are they setting themselves up for yet more grief and sadness? The Missing Years of Thomas Pritchard August 3rd. 6:03am. The tranquil summer's morning was shattered by the desperate screams of Thomas' mother echoing down the near deserted suburban street. The few people milling about outside getting ready for their daily business had said they couldn't make out what the cries were about when they were interviewed. Not initially. Not until Anne, a pretty woman in her early thirties with shoulder length blonde hair, spilled out onto the street wearing nothing more than her dressing gown and slippers anxiously calling out for her five year old son, Thomas, to come out from wherever he was hiding. Eye witnesses reported Anne was closely followed by her husband Bill - a professional, clean-shaven man in his late thirties with dark, short hair - half dressed for work in his suit trousers and unbuttoned white shirt, and that he too looked just as frantic as the mother did. The year was 2003; the year Thomas disappeared from his home without a trace. * * * * * August 3rd. 6:03am. A young, fragile looking hand knocked confidently on the white PVC of the front door to number twenty-two. The hand belonged to a smartly dressed, skinny fourteen year old, fresh-faced boy. Whilst waiting for an answer to his knocking he slid a brown leather satchel off his shoulder down onto the floor as though the weight was too much for him to bear any more. He went to knock again but stopped himself when he heard the sound of footsteps from the other side of the door as the freshly woken homeowner came to answer his initial knocking. There was the slightest of pauses as keys were twisted in locks before the door opened as much as the strong, gold, security chain would permit it to. "Can I help you?" asked the homeowner, a frail looking woman in her late sixties. "Where's my mum?" asked the boy. The year was 2012; the year Thomas came home.

WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREME HORROR NOVELLA. Although not as bad as some of Matt Shaw's other titles, there is still gore. There is bad language. There are scenes of a sexual nature. But hidden underneath it all is also a chilling story. Please do not purchase this book if you are easily shocked, disgusted or offended. This book is not for you. A throwback to the video nasties of the seventies, ASHES tells the story of a group of friends who go on a beach holiday with disastrous consequences. Please note: This is NOT as extreme as some Black Cover Books but there are some shocking scenes which may cause offence and disgust.

From a distance he looks like a majestic, magical unicorn but - up close - the truth is all too obvious. Pushed out to fend for himself, it's not long before adult filmmaker stumbles across him and pulls him into the filmmaking business where he is sure he will make him a star!

Cliff and Jessica Pedersen loved their children. Twins born on Halloween. They raised them to the best of their abilities; a typical loving family. Yet something went wrong. Despite the love showered upon them, something changed in the children as they got older and soon they weren't known as Cliff and Jessica's boys... They were known as "The Butchers of Bellingham" and were responsible for numerous deaths; evil acts leaving their parents both devastated and trying to rebuild their own lives as the rest of the town glared at them. 'Look, there they go... The Butchers' parents...' Is it possible to turn your back on your children even if they have committed terrible crimes? Can you un-love someone you once loved more than life itself? Is it really that easy to do so? From Matt Shaw - author of Sick B*stards and PORN - comes a new psychological horror.

WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREME HORROR NOVEL. There is gore. There is bad language. There are scenes of a sexual nature. But hidden underneath it all is also a chilling story. Please do not purchase this book if you are easily shocked, disgusted or offended. This book is not for you. SICK B*STARDS A family will do anything to survive after a nuclear attack has left their world in ruins. Actions which even surprise them... SICKER B*STARDS Home truths pave the way for a journey of self-discovery and revenge in the direct sequel to Matt Shaw's Sick Bastards. SICKEST B*STARDS sickEST B*stards continues on from both Sick B*stards and SickER B*stards, bringing the story to a shocking conclusion!

Martin Andrews is in a rut. Tired of the daily grind of life as a police officer and with a heavily pregnant wife, he is disillusioned, desperate to give his unborn child a chance in a world in which he has lost all faith. Little does Andrews know that amid the petty crimes and muggings, robbery and prostitution, a new threat is looming, one which will push Andrews to the very edges of his sanity. His nemesis is a man without limits. A man with a grand idea for a great work; a masterpiece which will give him the recognition he craves, no matter the cost. From the minds of Matt Shaw (Sick B*stards, Happy Ever After, The Cabin) & Michael Bray (Whisper, Funhouse, MEAT) comes ART. Told from the viewpoint of both killer (Shaw) and Detective (Bray), ART is a journey into the darkest, most twisted part of the human psyche.

The T-Rex is not the violent dinosaur people believe it to be. It is just sexually frustrated. It has a lack of friends to bang and arms so short it makes masturbation near on impossible. Gark, a new hairless ape on the scene, sees this though and he know just what Rex needs. And - more than that - he believes he is just the man to give it to him...

I smile at people and yet they do not smile back. I speak to people and yet they do not speak back. I hear the conversations of people and yet they hear nothing of me. I simply do not exist in their world. They do not see me. They do not hear me. They do not fear me. And yet, they should. I never meant for any of this to happen. I'm not a monster, after all. But that doesn't mean I won't stop at nothing to hide my secret or to feel as though I belong. And to think, all of this could have been avoided. All it took was for someone to say they wanted me. From Matt Shaw, the author of 'Sick B*stards' comes a new psychological horror. Part fact, Part fiction. A story that comes with a strong warning that, if you're easily shocked or offended, some scenes will upset you.