Bøger af Papa G

Pedro is ugly, so ugly that he has been mistakenly identified as El Chupacabra. In the town of Santa Maria all animals are welcome and free. But from the mountains, the lizard king and his gang raid the town of precious supplies. In their hour of need the town turn to a hero, a hero whose name will strike fear in to all that hear it. Will Pedro save Santa Maria? Or will the truth be told? Authors Note: After receiving negative feedback and hate mail, I thought it prudent to add a PARENTAL WARNING-This book contains words like poo, fart and snot; it also uses the word fluff three times as a cuss word. I would also like to point out that Chupacabra comes from the words chupar "to suck" and cabra "goat", literally "goat sucker" and is not a double entendre.

Snotty Crocky has a booger problem! While taking a vacation to the Congo river, boisterous local monkeys taunt poor Crocky from the safety of the trees. Despairing from the relentless teasing Crocky enlists the help of a local witch doctor who has an ingenious plan to deal with the monkey menace. A disgustingly funny story, Snotty Crocky is both hilarious and simple in its execution of a tale about standing up to bullies. A combination of read-along-verse by Papa G (Pedro The Ugliest Dog In The World) and illustrations by Carlos Patino which perfectly capture the humour of the story, Snotty Crocky is an excellent picture book for children to read along with their parents.

Peter Poo, the magical story of a poo that only wants one thing out of life. To be free! Written with the unique humour of Papa G and with a healthy dose of emotional blackmail, Peter Poo is sure to get your little ones thinking twice about that diaper.

Ulrich Von Strudel has got no knees, but this is the least of his problems.Awful, terrible, despicable things are going to happen to this poor boy.And just when he thinks things couldn't possibly get any worse.He discovers there's a monster hiding in his closet.FING is a heart warming modern fairytale about the benefits of staying positive even when faced with the vile Mrs Lipstick!