Bøger af Rick Gualtieri

BEING BOTH A WITCH AND WEREWOLF MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH...Lately, everything Tamara Bentley touches seems to turn to shit. Her best friend is missing, she was forced to kill her favorite aunt ... and her parents have been kidnapped by the queen of the fairies. It's enough to give a person a complex.Too bad there's no time to drown her sorrows. She's got two warring factions to contend with. Neither the witches nor the werewolves like her, much less respect her, but somehow she needs to rally them to her cause if she's to have any chance of rescuing her parents.That might be the least of her worries, though. A dark force has been unleashed and it's dead set on introducing her to a whole new world of hurt. Tamara will have to dig deeper than ever before to stop its plan, save her parents, and face off against a freaking goddess. No pressure there, right?The Girl Who Hunts Fairies delivers a can of whoop-ass with a side order of attitude, immersing you into a whole new world of action, suspense, and unyielding thrills. Fans of K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, Shannon Mayer, or Underworld won't want to miss out on the electrifying adventures of Tamara "Bent" Bentley.

HALF WITCH, HALF WEREWOLF, ALL ATTITUDE.Tamara Bentley's back and she has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to stop the supernatural cold war that's been brewing between the witches and werewolves surrounding her home of High Moon, Pennsylvania. But it won't be easy.Someone is dead set on fucking it all up. Not only do they want to put an end to the fragile peace before it can even begin, but they're looking to shift the balance of power by blowing open the gates that protect the world from the things that lie beyond.After a surprise attack leaves both sides crippled, Tamara and her friends are the only ones left who can stop their dark plans from coming to fruition. Too bad they're outgunned and outnumbered. Even Tamara's unique heritage might not be enough to save her home, her family, and everything she holds dear before Hell itself is unleashed upon the Earth.The Girl Who Fights Witches delivers an electrifying blend of action, suspense, and attitude that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, Shayne Silvers, or Underworld will love the unforgettable thrills of the High Moon series.

WITCH, WEREWOLF, AND WORLD SAVIOR. IT'S A LOT FOR ONE GIRL TO SHOULDER.Tamara Bentley thought rescuing her parents from the fairy queen would be enough - that she could go back to college and resume her life. Pity for her that reality has other plans, especially since it's on the verge of collapsing.Demonic entities are destroying the portals linking Earth to the multiverse. When the last one falls, all life as we know it will end. Sadly, with each connection severed, the supernatural beings of our world grow weaker. As their power fades, so too does their chances of stopping this cataclysm once and for all.Tamara will need to muster both her strength and burgeoning magic to make one last stand, but it won't be easy. The forces marshaled against her grow stronger with each passing day. If even an army of witches and werewolves can't defeat them, what hope does one girl have against an unstoppable tide of evil?The Girl Who Defies Fate is a riveting tale of survival, determination, and werewolves with extremely punchable faces.Fans of K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, Deborah Wilde, or Underworld will want to dive headfirst into this captivating world of dark forces, supernatural thrills, and the heroine who's not afraid to knock any of their teeth out. Pick up your copy today so you don't miss a single minute of this wild ride.

MANKIND. THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.In 1957, the US government abruptly ended a project designed to supplement the nation's food supply. They closed their research facility, reassigned the personnel, and ordered the test subjects euthanized. Sadly, not all their secrets died that day.Twenty years later, a severe drought has devastated nearby Cooper's Bluff, leaving the surrounding marshlands barren and their monstrous inhabitants ravenously hungry. Now the residents of this sleepy, rural town are about to discover the offspring of these failed experiments have not only survived, but they're larger and more horrifying than anyone could've ever guessed possible.As an army of killer hogs descends upon the unsuspecting townsfolk, a local farmer, his wife, and a failed pimp will find themselves the only ones standing in their way. If they can't stop the bloodthirsty beasts, they'll soon learn that not only does this bacon bite back but all of humanity is now on the menu.----------Boar War is a terrifying prequel story set in the world of Rick Gualtieri's Bigfoot Hunters. Journey back to 1974 in this action-packed thriller of man versus Hogzilla. Fans of Michael Crichton, Max Brooks, and Steve Alten are sure to love this chilling tale of cryptid horror.Genres: Western Horror, Thrillers, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations

ONE GEEK STUCK IN A WORLD OF HURT.Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder isn't having a great day. His girlfriend is lost in another dimension, his apartment's been staked out by werewolves, and to top it all off he's flat broke.Too bad there's no rest for the wicked. Monstrous beasts of biblical proportions have been unleashed upon the world, leaving Bill with a mighty big question - how the hell is one poor-ass vamp supposed to stop something the size of a battleship?All's not lost, though. With a magic hammer by his side along with friends too stupid to quit, Bill will have to pierce the veil and explore a strange new world for answers. Success will mean saving everyone he knows, including his lost love. If he fails, however, it'll be far more than just his credit rating that's left in ruins.----------Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder returns in The Liching Hour. For fans of Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, or Orlando Sanchez, this novel promises a captivating adventure filled with horror and hilarity.¿Don't miss out on this bloody good time! Dive fangs-first into the captivating world of Bill of the Dead today.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

Mankind is no longer the dominant species.When Harrison Kent suggests an outing to a remote campsite in Colorado, his friends are all eager for a few days of fun and adventure. What awaits them, though, is far more than they ever bargained for.They learn that Sasquatch is real, but these are not the shy creatures of legend. A madness has claimed them, erasing their once peaceful nature and leaving in its wake a ravenous horde of monsters that's about to descend upon the unsuspecting residents of a remote town.But the woods hold more than one secret. The cast of a low budget reality show is filming in the area and they have information that could even the odds. Harrison and his friends will need to team up with them for a desperate last stand against the rampaging beasts. Because if not, they'll all learn what it truly means to be at the bottom of the food chain.----------If you enjoy Eric S. Brown or Steve Alten then you won't want to miss this thrilling novel of backwoods terror by Rick Gualtieri.

Deep in the woods, mankind is the endangered species.Derek Jenner, the Crypto-Hunter, is back! Something is terrorizing the inhabitants of the Garden State, leaving a trail of missing persons and mutilated bodies in its wake. All signs point to the Jersey Devil, a creature long considered a hoax even in the cryptozoological community. Desperate for answers, the authorities summon Derek and his team to investigate.Now, the hunters are about to become the hunted because what lurks in the forest is more horrifying than they could ever imagine - a nightmare of man's own making that's about to set its sights in their direction.Sadly for them, a corrupt government official will do everything in his power to cover up the terrible secret that lies at the heart of the Pine Barrens ... even if it means sacrificing Derek's team to a fate worse than death.----------Devil Hunters is the terrifying sequel to Bigfoot Hunters, the thrilling novel of backwoods terror by Rick Gualtieri.

Being Half Witch and Half Werewolf Might Not Be Enough...Lately, everything Tamara Bentley touches seems to turn to crap. Her best friend is missing, she was forced to kill her favorite aunt ... and her parents have been kidnapped by the queen of the fairies. It's enough to give a person a complex.Too bad there's no time to drown her sorrows. She's got two warring factions to contend with. Neither the witches nor the werewolves like her, much less respect her, but somehow she needs to rally them to her cause if she's to have any chance of rescuing her parents.That might be the least of her worries, though. A dark force has been unleashed and it's dead set on introducing her to a whole new world of hurt. Tamara will have to dig deeper than ever before to stop its plan, save her parents, and face off against a freaking goddess. No pressure there, right?----------Bent on Destruction is book three of the Hybrid of High Moon series, a multi-dimensional can of whoop-ass urban fantasy with a side of humor.If you're a fan of the tough as nails heroines from K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, Shannon Mayer, or Shayne Silvers, then you're going to love Tamara "Bent" Bentley.

Born of supernatural monsters. Hunted by her enemies. Ready to kick ass.Secrets are hard to keep in a town like High Moon, especially the one hanging over Tamara Bentley's head like the sword of Damocles. Her mother's a witch and her father's a werewolf. The blood of two ancient races flows through her veins. Pity that they hate each other's guts.When the leader of the wolf pack finds out what she is, he decides she's an abomination that needs to die - even if it means slaughtering everyone who gets in his way. Too bad for him she's not willing to go down without a fight.His army of werewolves is terrifying enough, but now they're about to become even more powerful thanks to a rare lunar event. Tamara will need to call upon every last ounce of her strength if she wants to survive the night, protect her home, and stop the rampage before it carves a bloody path through everything she's ever cared about.----------From Rick Gualtieri, the author of Bill The Vampire, comes a new urban fantasy series with a kick ass heroine, tons of magical mayhem, and healthy dose of attitude.If you're a fan of K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, Shannon Mayer, Deborah Wilde, or Shayne Silvers, then click BUY NOW and dive into the world of GET BENT!

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE'S TRYING TO STOP THEM.Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back, awakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.Escape might be the least of his worries, though. Civilization teeters on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil, intent on waging war against mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil, the last remnant of a cult thought long dead, and he's about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.Bill's only chance is to reclaim his life, reconcile with his friends, and muster every bit of attitude he can - because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a corny saying.----------Goddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple Series, The Dresden Files, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, will want to unleash this hysterical adventure today.¿Don't miss out on this thrilling and hilarious escapade into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

THERE ARE REASONS THE UNDEAD FEAR THE NIGHT.Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He's trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it's only going to get worse.On the eve of war, The Icon - ancient foe of the vampire race - has arisen. Panic is about to break out within the undead ranks and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. Destiny has placed them on a cataclysmic collision course, but there's just one small catch: he's in love with her.Now he finds himself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the person fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do.Unsure of his allies and outnumbered by enemies, Bill must dig deep within himself and find the faith to succeed - because if he fails, it'll be more than just his social life in tatters.----------Holier Than Thou, book four in the bestselling Tome of Bill series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and trying to get a date.If you're a fan of Shayne Silvers, Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, or Kevin Hearne, then this hilarious vampire comedy series is a must-read!Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

ONE GEEK TRAPPED IN A LETHAL LOVE TRIANGLE.Bill Ryder's past and present are about to collide. His girlfriend's been marked for death by the immortal temptress who wants him. One's a witch and the other's a vampire, which means the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim to none.It's bad enough Bill's too distracted by evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves to put a stop to it, but now something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson - a harbinger of biblical proportions, forewarning of dark times to come.With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, Bill will need to choose between his friends, his feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there's little hope of saving everyone he holds dear from the carnage that's about to punch him and his love life right in the moby dick.----------Join Bill Ryder in this sidesplitting vampire comedy that blends humor, horror, and stakes to the heart. If you enjoy authors like Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then you'll want to sink your teeth into the thrilling world of Bill of the Dead today.Don't miss out on the laughter and adventure! Grab your copy now and immerse yourself in a supernatural rollercoaster ride that will leave you craving more.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure\Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

Terror lurks below and it's about to surface.The end of the world is rapidly approaching, but Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - finds himself with more pressing concerns to worry about: the women in his life. Sidelined from action, he's forced to reevaluate his feelings. Sadly for him, it's a luxury he can ill afford.An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and is headed his way. To make matters worse, he's been deemed a traitor by those he thought to be his allies. Now he finds himself fighting off enemies from all sides while warring with his emotions. Talk about sucky timing for introspection.As the world crumbles to pieces around him, Bill must muster his courage, master his powers, and rise to the destiny he's been trying so long to deny - because if he doesn't, his love life will be the least of his worries.

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE MIGHT FINALLY BE ONE OF THEM.A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy to fulfill. That's a lot of crap to heap on anyone's plate, much less a former programmer from Brooklyn. But that's exactly what Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has to deal with.Half his friends are missing and those who are left are mired in chaos. Sadly, Armageddon isn't about to give them a breather. The White Mother, queen of the witches, is amassing her forces to exterminate all who stand in her way. Bill must find a way to stop her army of shapeshifters from tearing the world apart, all while trying to avoid his prophesied fate of dying at the hands of the woman he loves.It's finally time for Bill to master his powers, sort out his relationship woes, and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he can't get his act together, the curtain will fall and mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness.----------The Last Coven delivers a monumentally sidesplitting journey full of geeky humor and Sasquatch-sized action. For horror comedy fans who crave a thrilling ride that blends laughter and suspense, this epic conclusion to the Tome of Bill series is a must-read.Don't miss out on this unforgettable tale of apocalyptic hilarity. Grab your copy today!Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humorNot ready for the adventure to end? Then be sure to check out the sidesplitting sequel series: BILL OF THE DEAD.

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE MUST BECOME ONE OF THEM.Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a bunch of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. It's time for the gamer, geek, and legendary vampire to embrace his fate. Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must approach the doorstep of the invincible undead warlord he's destined to face. It's his only chance of stopping Armageddon.As his enemies stand in his way and his allies falter, the vicious beast inside of him wants out. If he stands tall and faces his fate, the world might just have a chance of surviving. If he fails, an unquenchable evil will destroy everything Bill knows and loves.Why can't the end of the world ever be easy?The Wicked Dead delivers a rollercoaster ride of bloody fight scenes, geeky in-jokes, and breakneck-paced action, offering the perfect vampire must-read for the 21st-century adult. For horror comedy fans who crave humor, suspense, and unforgettable characters, this installment of The Tome of Bill series will sink its teeth straight into your heart.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.Loud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure - leaving him at death's door with his throat torn out.Now he's a vampire, trapped in a world of monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler. They're giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn't give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.This game isn't over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that's too obnoxious to quit. He'll need all that and more if he doesn't want to end up even deader than last time.Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who's still at the bottom of the food chain.----------Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.Perfect for fans of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Jim Butcher, and What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish.Don't miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

AT THE EDGE OF CHAOS, ONE GEEK STANDS TALL.Five years ago, dateless dork Bill Ryder somehow saved the world, banishing magic and monsters to the shadows. He thought it was over, that he was finished with that life. Too bad for him, shit's about to get surreal again.Now the impossible has happened. His goddaughter is conjuring fireballs from thin air and two vampires have shown up at his doorstep looking to kick his ass.A crazed group of ex-wizards are hell-bent on forcing the door between worlds open, intent on letting the nightmares back in, and only Bill and his friends stand in their way.Join him in this hilarious tale of a world teetering on the brink of anarchy and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to look the madness in the eye and flip it both fingers.----------Strange Days is the thrilling continuation of the Tome of Bill series, the epitome of vampire comedy. If you enjoy Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, or Hunter Blain, then buckle up for an unforgettable ride with Bill of the Dead!¿¿Grab your copy of Strange Days today and immerse yourself back into the captivating world of Bill The Vampire, where one ordinary geek battles extraordinary odds!Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - is back in his wildest adventure yet.A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have - Lord help us all!The leaders of the vampire nation dispatch Bill to a faraway land in order to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.Now he must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his vocabulary to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.----------Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods - book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.If you love The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.Don't miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into hysterical horror today.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor