Bøger af Ryan Buynak

All of these poems were written by idiotic anti-poet, Ryan Buynak during the foul year, 2020. The clinker is, none of them have been edited in any way whatsoever. So put that in your pipe and shove it up your ass. We can all admit 2020 has been a big ol' bag of hammers, so here are some dumb poems to remind you of the doldrums, the dangers, the love, the loss, and the laughter. Bye.

What does a poet do when he can't sleep? He makes lists. Lots of them. This weird book is one man's culmination of years of writing lists when he couldn't sleep. From top 5 rivers to least favorite basketball players, this is like no book you have ever read. Good for the bathroom, great for when waiting at the airport, this book will help you sleep, help you shit, help you live anywhere. You're welcome.

While poet and pugilist, Ryan Buynak was in LA, he wrote all these pages over a few days. He then compiled them into a book for your airport bathroom reading pleasure. You're welcome, you bastards.

Ryan Buynak is a very good-looking young man who happens to be the future of American Poetry. He is a pop-culture casualty, and the voice of a generation. He returns in his third collection of modern prose, taking a trusty lighter to the poet stereotype and setting it on fire.

A coffee table book that is dripping with Coyote Blood...

A hypothetical loomed over Ryan Buynak while he was writing this book, which you hold and hopefully read. One of those questions that changes your everything. "How do you alter your life?" Ryan tells, "and I thought I should write this down, put down some things I wanted to say to people. And while doing that, I realized maybe it's also some things I wish people had said to me." Building on 2019's Stolen Days in LA, this book finds Mr. Buynak continuing his evolution from punk poet to one of the more subtle stylists in his field, touching on atmospheric anti-poetry, stabbing sentences, playful ballads of bad times, naive but self-possessed stories of the transfiguration of age. Amongst the poems are a handful of meditations on the plight of the poet and people in this foul 21st century. "This whole book is a big, big expression of helplessness," Ryan said. "Feelings that, at times, I tried to temper, and at other times have tried to embrace." Still, the overarching mood of this book is one of appreciation, of finding bright corners in dark spaces, of shrugging it off without shutting down. "If you've ever felt mournful, adrift, and just want to laugh at it all...this book is for you." Mr. Buynak says with an attempted wink, even though he can't wink. This book proves poetry can tell a story of love and loss; poetry can stab you in the heart; poetry can help you laugh at everything, anything. This book proves life is about breaking bad habits and trying to be better, simply, truly, and unmercifully. This book proves Ryan Buynak is a complicated writer full of selfish hope.

This is the sequel to Ryan Buynak's seminal book of Lists, in which he writes the wrongs and crosses his heart and hopes to die. Once again, this book is the perfect read for airports, bathrooms or airport bathrooms. Without page numbers, you can pick it up, flip to anywhere inside and have a laugh, think about life, and get inspired to make your own list of silly or sentimental things. This book also makes a great gift for your dead grandma. It is therapy and humor and poetry, for good or ill.

Ryan Buynak is an 18th Century Gentleman who has been thawed out and is now alive and writing books in the 21st Century. He wrote this book in a day. He may have been born in the humidity soaked streets of Orlando, Florida, but he was baptized by the harsh sewers of the underbelly of New York City, and Montreal made him a happy bastard saintly poet with a place to escape.