Bøger af S J Carmine

Ann (without an 'e') is back and she's more outrageous than ever!In this final installment of Ann's adventures, we catch up with her two years into perimenopause, suffering from 'Empty Nest Syndrome' and lusting over her ex-husband.I dire need of a hobby, she starts to upload videos onto social media. From dancing to book reviews she gives it her best shot. You'll be rooting for Ann as she sticks two fingers up to the stereotypes of age and tries to navigate the world of social media.But what begins as a hobby, becomes a living nightmare as Ann becomes an influencer....but not in a way she could have ever expected!

Sex and scandal in suburbia! A 'Wax and Whips' spin-off.Having recently moved to a sleepy and incredibly dull village, Julia decides she needs to become more involved in the local community and joins the ladies book club. She quickly learns that the self-appointed group leader, Annabelle, runs the group with a rod of steel. The other ladies appear scared, unable to express themselves and have clearly been told not to talk to her. Feeling ostracised from the group because of her northern accent and bored by the repetitive, 'cultured' books that are chosen week after week, Julia puts a bomb under the group when it's her turn to choose what to read by choosing a smutty (and, oh so common) book! In doing so, she incurs the wrath of Annabelle, offends the Vicar and triggers a chain of events that no one could have expected.Will Julia free the other ladies from Annabelle's tyranny, will they enjoy reading smut and what exactly is Annabelle's secret and why does he have such a hold over the other villagers?

THE FIRST 4 FABULOUS BOOKS IN THE NUMBER #1 BESTSELLING WAX & WHIPS SERIES (AS FEATURED ON THIS MORNING AND IN THE SUN, THE DAILY STAR, THE MIRROR AND PICK ME UP MAGAZINE) IN ONE HANDY, READY TO GO VOLUME!Join Ann in her epic 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets Coronation Street' quest to go from romantic mediocrity to Dating Goddess as she seeks to hook up with her Mr. Uninhibited.You'll thrill with Ann (and relate to her - totally!) as she embarks on a world of dating comedy of errors. From handcuffs to Brazilian waxes, guys with strange fetishes to Old Age Perverts (sorry, Pensioners...), dogging to swingers clubs and some very, very embarrassing trips to A&E...Ann battles her way through all of it. The Girl's a trooper!But will she find her way through all this, as well a forest of pics of guy's private parts and mismatched partners, to escape 'a pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park' syndrome, find her Mr. Unhibited and become the Erotic Goddess she wants to be?What readers said about the 'Wax and Whips' books: 'Laughed from start to finish - thank goodness I was wearing my Tena Lady Pants!''Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!''Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!''Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!''Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...''Hilarious!''Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.''I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!''Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'

THE NUMBER #1 BESTSELLER AS FEATURED ON THIS MORNING AND IN THE DAILY STAR, THE MIRROR AND PICK ME UP MAGAZINE!Ann has spent a lifetime reading safe, charming romantic novels leading to a series of dull, unexciting relationships where the sex has been uninspiring and her needs and desires have come second place to a quick shag and a pint of Guinness. After experiencing an awakening she decides things have to change and she embarks on an erotic adventure. Join her in her quest for sexual liberation as she unleashes the passion within her and goes on a journey to find her very own Mr Uninhibited. You'll be rooting for Ann as her desire to emulate the erotica she has read develops into a comedy of erotic errors. From hair remover cream to handcuffs, nothing turns out as she hopes and she soon begins to realise that not everything or everyone is as they seem. Ann appears to be on an never ending learning curve but will she actually learn anything or is she destined for erotic mediocrity.

Sex and scandal in suburbia! A 'Wax and Whips' spin-off!Having recently moved to a sleepy and incredibly dull village, Julia decides she needs to become more involved in the local community and joins the ladies book club. She quickly learns that the self-appointed group leader, Annabelle, runs the group with a rod of steel. The other ladies appear scared, unable to express themselves and have clearly been told not to talk to her. Feeling ostracised from the group because of her northern accent and bored by the repetitive, 'cultured' books that are chosen week after week, Julia puts a bomb under the group when it's her turn to choose what to read by choosing a smutty (and, oh so common) book! In doing so, she incurs the wrath of Annabelle, offends the Vicar and triggers a chain of events that no one could have expected.Will Julia free the other ladies from Annabelle's tyranny, will they enjoy reading smut and what exactly is Annabelle's secret and why does he have such a hold over the other villagers?

Anne is on a journey through the world of online dating. Her aim is to transform herself into an erotic goddess, achieve sexual enlightenment and find her own sexy Mr. Uninhibited. Join her on her hilarious trip as she discovers (amongst other erotic disasters) the 'joys' of dogging, does her bit for the Old Age Pervert (sorry, Pensioner!) community, experiences the horror of a full Hollywood wax and fields an avalanche of pics of blokes' private parts!Will Anne find her man or will it just be a pint of Guinness and a quick one in the pub car park?'Shoes, The Blues and Erotic To-Do's' is the sequel to the best-selling 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits' but can also be read as a stand-alone work.What readers said about 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits''Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!''Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!''Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!''Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...''Hilarious!''Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.''I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!''Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'

After a series of disastrous dates where anything that could go wrong did go wrong, Ann has channeled her inner erotic goddess and found love in the arms of Dr Gorgeous. But has she finally found true love and where will it take her? Is Dr Gorgeous for life or is her romance on borrowed time?Join Ann as she muddles her way through the next stage in her relationship, nearly loses a very special ring and takes on the perfect Camilla in an unexpected setting. Find out exactly why Sylvia is singing and what (or who!) on earth is she doing in the bushes. Is it going to be a happy ending for Ann or will she be reactivating her online dating profile?What readers said about the 'Wax and Whips' books:'Laughed from start to finish - thank goodness I was wearing my Tena Lady Pants!''Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!''Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!''Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!''Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...''Hilarious!''Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.''I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!''Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'

Ann continues her journey through the world of online dating undaunted by her previous dating fails. In this final hilarious instalment will she find happiness and meet her Mr Uninhibited or will it be the usual pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park?Join Ann as unmasks the infamous 'flamingo', comes face to face with the human centipede and learns the hard way that fidelity isn't assured.Will Ann finally succeed in her quest to become an erotic goddess? Will she finally bury the hatchet with her arch-nemesis Sylvia and where does Dr Gorgeous fit into all this?What readers said about 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits''Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!''Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!''Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!''Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...''Hilarious!''Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.''I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!''Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'

Ann is flying headlong into her fifties. Newly single and menopausal she has a whole new set of problems to overcome....Will she ever escape the curse of the delightful Camilla?How will she do dating in her fifties?And what on earth is Sylvia doing hanging from the ceiling?A delightful romp through middle-age told in Ann's customary blunt and humorous style. Follow her as she negotiates dating fifties style and laugh along as she discovers the real reason why men of a certain age wear ripped jeans. Be it her hormones or a date with a guy still obsessed with his wife, Ann lets nothing get in her way as she carves out a new life for herself and looks towards a bright new future.WHAT READERS SAY ABOUT THE 'WAX AND WHIPS' SERIES...'Since a very young age I have always had a book in my hand. I love reading! Sadly after loosing my husband,I have not been able to read. Just one book in five years! This book is not my genre at all but it was recommend, it is soo funny, I have finished it within a couple of reads and have ordered the sequel. Thank you so much for getting me back reading and for the laugh out loud moments!' ¿¿¿¿¿'Very funny and easy to read. If you enjoy 50 shades and soap operas then you'll love this book!' ¿¿¿¿¿'The funniest book I've ever read. Once you start reading it, you wont be able to stop. I laughed so much!' ¿¿¿¿¿'Oh my days! What can I say? I have never laughed so much while reading a book. My other half kept asking me what was going on! The only downfall... it had to end. I think it's made more hilarious because there are some similarities to my recent mishaps.' ¿¿¿¿¿'I have no words on how good this book is it is so funny I haven't laughed so much for years...bought the sequel as well! Highly recommend!' ¿¿¿¿¿'Absolutely loved this book. Every character and interaction was so well written and developed, it felt true to life.' ¿¿¿¿¿'My stomach is hurting from laughing! This is such a fresh take on this subject. Its bold and vibrant and absolutely hilarious.' ¿¿¿¿¿'Loved it, an easy light hearted read can't wait for more to come out from this very talented author. Keep up the good work.' ¿¿¿¿¿