Bøger af Sharon Irish

Hilarious moments from real family life - A collection of true stories and quotes from Parents, other family members and friends, focusing on the hilarious things kids say and do from their first words onwards including: Mixing up words and misunderstandings Copying Embarrassing comments and actions Kids know best Telling tales and getting Parents in trouble Cheeky but funny comments and attitude Observations and understanding of a child Cute and random comments and actions Inquisitive kids and questions Honesty Dishonesty and deviousness Kids' comments on a new baby on the way Kids' comments on new baby when they arrive Have you ever been in public with your kids and they say something so embarrassing and so loud that you just wish the ground would swallow you up? If you have or you've ever witnessed this happening to someone else and had a giggle (behind your hands) then you will love this book which is full of instances just like this. A few snippets from Inside: "When he was about two or three, I had my Son sitting in the cart at the grocery store as I was shopping in the produce section. In walks an old Woman with a cane, an eye patch and a cloth hair covering. My Son started bouncing up and down, pointing and screaming "Mommy! Mommy Look, a Pirate!" I couldn't even look at the Woman, everyone in the area turned to look at us. I was so red faced!" Lorna, USA "When my Daughter was five she asked her Granny "How old are you?" Granny replied "I'm so old I don't remember any more." My Daughter advised her "If you don't remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."" Ruby, USA

Hilarious moments from labour, birth and beyond - a collection of true stories and quotes from Parents and other family members or friends who have babies, focusing on: Labour and Birth Doctor's appointments and check-ups Feeding Nappy changing, poo and sick Siblings and other children First Words Other incidents My first book, Laugh Out Loud! Pregnancy dealt with embarrassing and funny moments from Pregnant Women, but the laughs don't end when the baby has been born. This book proves it by sharing experiences and funny moments from Parents, family members and friends who are present during labour and after the baby makes an appearance. You may not think that being in labour can have a funny side, but when you add pain relief into the mix we Ladies can say and do some very strange things when we are 'under the influence' which can be hilarious for the other people present! When we bring the baby home it can be a completely new experience, we learn along the way how to deal with our new addition - usually by our mistakes, especially when we are sleep deprived, the brain just can't cope sometimes and we get ourselves into some situations which others find hilarious, even if we don't! A few snippets from inside: "I'd had a spinal block because I needed forceps and so couldn't feel anything from the waist down after they had done it. After my Son was born and they were busy wrapping him up and checking him I was looking around and saw some large blue things in the air. I asked my Husband what they were and with a very straight face he said, "They're your legs." Kerry, UK "We had to take our six month old to an emergency appointment at the Hospital recently and on our travels our three year old asked if we're going to collect a new baby. Then when I reminded him his new baby Brother is already here he casually asked "can we not swap him?" Of course I said No!" Frankie, UK When I was pregnant with my youngest I asked my Daughter (who was 6) if she wanted a Sister or a Brother. She said "What I want is a monkey." After her little Sister was born and was crying one day my older Daughter said "See, I told you we should get a monkey." Maria, USA

Laugh Out Loud! Pregnancy is a collection of true stories and quotes from Pregnant Women and those around them, focusing on: Pregnancy/Baby Brain and Hormones Pregnancy Accidents and Mishaps Midwives and Doctor's Appointments Fathers to be Pregnancy and Young Children Being pregnant can be wonderful, but it can also be frustrating, embarrassing, and sometimes even humiliating to be a pregnant Woman, especially in certain situations! This book is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud, or at least have a giggle at us unfortunate ladies! Inside: "I've done a few daft things recently which I blame on 'baby brain'. One being after my Dad dropped me home one night I thought I had lost my phone and searched my bag for it. A few minutes later I phoned my Dad (using the lost phone, which had been in my hand the whole time), asking if I had left my phone in his car! His silence was deafening!" Ruth, UK "Every time I sneeze or cough lately I can't help but pee a little at the same time. My Husband has been tormenting me recently saying every time I do anything, in a really patronising voice "Ooh be careful you don't pee!" and then he laughs at me when I do actually pee, oh the joys of pregnancy!" Nina, UK "The other day my Boyfriend's Son, who is five, was sitting next to me and decided to lift up my top so he could speak to my baby through my belly button. He said "Hello baby, would you like to share my sandwich? It's ham!" Vicky, UK

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