Bøger af T J Gusman

T.J Gusman's new kid book that is called Jungle Adventure Fart Book: Funny Book For Kids Age 6-10 With Smelly Fart Jokes & Flatulent Illustrations - Color Version is something for young and old.Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur...In the book, the main character is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of every single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals.He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end, there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with.The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this:* The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom , and much more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories...One last word of WARNING: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants.I heard some scary story about a brave 8-year-old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants.Hahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag!This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent-kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because of the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious and cover each African jungle animal and adventure in LOL style.Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very funny jokes all by themselves and even without reading the short fart stories that come with each illustration adventure in the jungle. This fun stories are perfect just to look at as a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too! Purchase this hilarious Superpower kid with Dog Farts Illustrations Book now and LOL together with your kids as you discover the funniest, most flatulent & smelliest farts in the jungle ever...

T.J. Gusman's new book that is called Jungle Adventure Fart Book: Funny Book For Kids Age 6-10 With Smelly Fart Jokes & Flatulent Illustrations - Black & White Version is something for young and old.Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... The fart blowing character in the book is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of every single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals.He uses his smelly way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end, there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with.The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this:* The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom , and much more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories...One last word of WARNING: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants.I heard some scary story about a brave 8-year-old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants.Hahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag!This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent-kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because of the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious and cover each African jungle animal and adventure in LOL style.Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very funny jokes all by themselves and even without reading the short fart stories that come with each illustration adventure in the jungle. This fun stories are perfect just to look at as a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too! Purchase this hilarious Superpower kid with Dog Farts Illustrations Book and LOL together with your kids...

Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar.Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way!countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years.This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way!The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year!If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place.Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price.By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined!Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...

Epic Ninja Kid Book: Kid Graphic Novel Book With Funny Children Cartoon & Comic Stories...This is the Diary Of Don & Jon the funny redneck twins. Don & Jon love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there is even freakier phenomenon out there in the wild. The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators and even spiders. Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories with vibrant colored illustrations. Make sure to check out your pants before reading because these hilarious Dr. Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don & Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because of kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes. Parents love to join in for the fun! Hang on for more funny stories that are going to be released shortly in this brand new Zombie & Ninja Dynasty Series by Timmie Guzzmann. Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don & Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself! Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside...How do they find out of this trap? Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack Chapter 5: Jokes & Poker Chapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale Chapter 7: Armored Snakes & Alligator Wisdom Chapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don & Jon. Make sure to get your copy today and LOL together with your kids...

This is the Ninja Comic Kids Book For Ages 6 - 8.The story covers Don & Jon, the twin brothers, who love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods andsoon discover that there is even freakier phenomenon out there in the wild.The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators andeven spiders. Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories withvibrant colored illustrations. Make sure to check out your pants before reading because of these hilarious Dr.Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don & Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because of kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes.Parents love to join in for the fun!Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don & Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself!Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside...How do they find out of this trap?Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter Chapter 4: The Hacky SackChapter 5: Jokes & PokerChapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale Chapter 7: Armored Snakes & Alligator WisdomChapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don & JonSurprise your kids today with this hilarious Ninja Adventure Kid Chapter Book for Boys Between 6 and 12. If your kids love the South, Mississippi, the Country, Rednecks, Snake Hunting, Bayou Stuff, Frogs, Snakes, Snails, Alligators, Spiders, Ninja Self-Defense, Wood Adventures, Mystery & Mud Secrets then this is definitely what you are looking for. Get your copy today and LOL together with your boys...