Bøger af Tim Desmondes

Tim Axelrod comes home from college to Hollywood for Spring Break. His good friend (and lover) Karl invites him to experience sex like few mortals ever get to enjoy Sex with a vampire. Yes, Hollywood is infested with vampires ready to show a college boy one heck of a time. Once youve been fanged and shagged by a Hollywood vampire, you will never return to unimaginative, commonplace sex again. But, oh, yes. Theres a little price to pay for the pleasure. You become UNDEAD as a result. Come step into the world of vampire sex. Theres nothing like sex with fangs in your jugular. It is all told in Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes.

Oh, those horny gods. Over the last couple of millennia the prudes have emasculated and spayed them mercilessly. Here they are with all their sexual apparatus, their lust, their promiscuity, and their humor. Heres the real scoop on that lively Olympian bunch. Apollo will shag anything, including trees. And Jupiter, that naughty king of the gods, keeps turning himself into a bull to satisfy mortal girls who really believe that size matters. Do you know about the itch that Venus has between her lovely legs? Who can satisfy it? You might be surprised. Open this book and see for yourself what this promiscuous group of zany gods were up to in their day. You just might decide that religion can be fun again if your gods happen to be Roman.