Bøger af Vince Kramer

In this hilarious novel six heroes from six different epochs of earth's history (and an alien tossed in to add a little alienness) battle Space ISIS for control of a belovd spaceship (and the fate of every living creature everywhere!). There are a lot of lazers, A LOT of lazers, more lazers, I would hazard, than are any other book. Even the Bible. This book can be described as nothing short of a Deadly Lazer Explodathon! There's also a lot of sex. A LOT. Like, almost too much (if there is such a thing!). Certainly more than the Bible. Some of the sex even has lazers involved. And you haven't really had sex until you've had lazer sex. Like they say, once you go lazer sex, you never go back. It's so awesome. Once you read this book, you'll want to own your own lazers (and you'll want to have sex!). You'll want to travel through time with a mysterious doctor and battle robot Hitler too, just like our heroes. When they're not having sex. Which, as I have stated, is quite often. So, if you love lazers, Space ISIS, or robot Hitler, be sure to pick this book up. Not only pick it up, but read it also. But use a lamp, as you don't want to go blind.

From the outside, Vince Kramer looked like he had it all. He was a commercial airline pilot, happily married, owned a beautiful home, and treated himself to the finer things in life. With so much in his life, why was he feeling like there should be more? Why wasn't he happier? Fulfilled? As his days unfolded, he came to the uncomfortable realization that searching for satisfaction from the outside world wasn't going to fill the void within himself.This transformative memoir details Vince's quest to gain a deeper understanding of the things that matter most in life: meaning, connection, and love. As he begins his search, Vince reunites with Mary, who opens worlds of spiritual growth and divine feminine guidance. Through their relationship and conversations, Vince begins his journey of shedding limiting beliefs, opening to possibilities, and living on purpose. He connects to the eternal energies of Archangels and Ascended Masters and gains a whole new perspective about the direction and meaning of his life. Vince's story will inspire readers to re-examine their own lives and begin the exciting journey of opening to what is truly possible. It will encourage them to find their unique pathway to the answers to their most pressing questions.

Every page and chapter is labelled as 666.

All machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet. It's kind of like that movie Maximum Overdrive, only ten time as fucking brutal! Welcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort! Do you lack the energy to get a date? Are you batshit insane and looking for a cure? Are you a pants-shitting senior who wants to stop being old? Do you hate Stephen King? Then, this weekend, there's a seminar for you! Sure, there's a comet flying through space bringing all machinery to life and killing everybody, but don't worry about that! Here, have a sandwich! Visit our many attractions! See our massive convention center (of death), our beautiful atrium (of death), and our arcade (of death)! Ignore the massive senior citizen orgy. Don't talk to the kid in the wheelchair. We guarantee the elevator will not transform you into a cyborg. Mr. Coffee isn't trying to kill you. And there is absolutely nothing suspicious going on in the basement. (Don't go down there though, seriously). Take a load off, have a good time, and prepare to die! Death Machines of Death is an apocalyptic horror comedy by Vince Kramer that just so happens to be a million times better than anything you've ever read before. And if you think for one minute that those boring literary classics like The Great Gatsby or Moby Dick are better than this, then you're fucking stupid!

HOLY SHIT! THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER!!! It's kind of like that awesome movie, Frozen, you know where there's those people stuck on a ski-lift while surrounded by wolves. But imagine if instead of wolves they were bears. And the bears spit wolves! Like they're fucking grenade launchers or something! It's awesome!!! And then there's these gigantic death worms that come out of the ground and kill and eat everyone. And they're HUGE. Big enough to eat breweries and shit. And it's all because of 2012! I KNOW! But, don't worry, there's a bunch of Mexican Ninjas with invisibility ponchos and throwing-sombreros that are going to save the day. They are so badass. And the main character Dave does some stuff, too. He can pull things out of the air, like burgers and Armani suits. (If I could do that I'd be eating McDouble cheeseburgers constantly!) He and his friend Worm-Head Girl, along with the Mexican Ninjas, and a veterinarian named LeAnn must try to save Phoenix from total annihilation. But they better hurry up because these gigantic death worms are going to utterly fucking destroy everything in like two seconds!! CHECK OUT THE MOST AWESOME BOOK YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY IMAGINE!! IT'S THE BEST BOOK EVER!!!