Bøger udgivet af Open Talon Press

The outstanding characters in A Circle Around Forever create an epic tale that will fill you with wonder and touch every emotion that is humanly possible.

A heartfelt story about a diverse group of senior citizens, who, feel useless and abandoned form an action group and demand changes in their living conditions, including learning how to fly.

Ever since the first tortured soul attempted to hit a small ball with a crooked stick and hit the ball straight golfers have driven themselves half insane wondering if the Golf God is real. Wonder no more you poor souls obsessed with the agonizing game of golf. THE GOLF GOD IS REAL! The Golf God appeared to a devastated Shanks in the bar of the Fleece Muni after Shanks had choked an 18 inch putt to lose a bet. The Golf God informed Shanks he had been chosen to be the Golf Gods disciple. Why have I been chosen?" Shanks asked in utter bewilderment. "Because you are the worst putter I have ever seen and to continue to play the game you have to be consumed with unquestionable devotion," answered the Golf God righteously. The Golf God also informed Shanks he would be blessed to write the Golf Gods' legacy. In between beer, cigarettes, and pizza the Golf God told Shanks the real history of golf, made clear what golf terms really mean, explained why we play the game, gave a few tips about putting, driving, and chipping, and revealed secrets on how to improve your game without spending thousands of dollars on golf lessons. Shanks also shared several stories about real life golfers - the kind who take your hard earned cash and lie about their handicaps. Grab a slice of pizza, have a beer, then sit back and enjoy the conversations between Shanks and the Golf God. (Side note: The Golf God is overjoyed when you play golf on Sunday and is not affiliated with any organized religion.)

A funny out of control snowmobile ride through murder and lost love with a cast of characters you will love but who your mother warned you about.

Private Eye Bob Roosevelt, still unable to find the love of his life, decides he will move to Phoenix and take up golf. What better way to find a lady who will love him. Laugh your way through another escapade of our off center world.

HOW BRIDGE McCOY LEARNED TO SAY I LOVE YOU is an off-center love story about a writer who walks two steps forward and one step backward, hates change, and when he tries to tell the woman he loves that he loves her, all he can say is "I, I, I, I, Lo,Lo,Lo....," and starts choking like there is a meatball stuck in his throat. Set is a weird little art town in New Mexico and filled with a cast of characters that stretch the imagination the novel is funny, snide, sarcastic, and profoundly touching. But most of all it is the truth - all the weird, sad, warm, truth. And, as it isn''t always true in life, love wins for all - even the old buildings who did not want to come out of retirement and the vegetarian lampposts who decide eating a hamburger every so often is better than murder.

VENT REVISITED is the second ever reader participation book continuing the story about two friend’s heartwarming relationship.The reader is asked to circle YES or NO questions that range from the utterly ridiculous to the pertinent and controversial topics that seem to leave our brains in a constant state of frustration. The questions are followed by several blank lines so you can write your personal opinion without being rudely interrupted - groundbreaking, hilariously funny and also deeply serious, definitely not politically correct. Stress relief through the written word.