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A selfish and self-obsessed woman suspects her young son is a 'falulah' (a 'falulah' is Anywhere slang that corresponds to words like 'queer' and 'faggot' in your world). Fearing the embarrassment of having a gay son and the threat to her precious Social Standing she conspires to have the child committed to The Asylum for the Strange and The Different - a bleak, nightmarish dumping ground for all those considered by society not to fit in. Will the boy survive or will The Asylum destroy him?A collection of tales about all that is seen - and unseen! WHAT THE CRITICS SAY ABOUT THE 'ANYWHERE' TALES:"This is the most spiritually and intellectually worthwhile and inspiring read I have encountered in a very long time ever since my days as a theological studies student. To me it is a humanist masterpiece on par with my favorite classists such as Faulkner, Lawrence and Bellow. It subverts conventional morals and doctrines while anchoring the plot development and the characters upon what I would call authentic virtues, Intuitive Knowledge and Intuitive Truth. Hennerley speaks Truth in this world of lies that shackle us from birth and asphyxiate us into death, all the while conspiring against our very vitality of the spirit. Thank you Hennerley for shining a beacon of light amidst such darkness we live under." - US REVIEWS"Brilliant comic technique, and a glorious sense of moral outrage, combine here to make a unique reading experience. Often laugh-out-loud funny, the real-life characters behind these innocuous fairy tales and fables hit you by surprise, a series of sharp rocks hidden in those snowballs. Amazingly, with all the faux-naievete and children's book elements gleefully displayed here, the writing never becomes twee or condescending. I don't know where this writer's been all his life, but I intend to catch up with him, and keep an eye on where he's headed next!... Bravo, Mr. Hennerly!" - VINE VOICEAND WHAT READERS SAY:"This is the best book I have read since The Book Thief and it has a slight feel of the Book Thief or Mitch Albom. The author is a storyteller rather than simply telling stories. There are a lot of authors out there but not many are true storytellers. My favorite story involved a dachshund and her search for a missing shoe. The imagery was so good I could picture how the story would be as a cartoon or film." ¿¿¿¿¿"I really enjoyed this book...some stories can move you to tears because the story lines are so well thought out. Brilliant." ¿¿¿¿¿"Touched my heart. Stories full of love, hope, and accepting woven beautifully with whimsy. I couldn't put this book down nor did I want to." ¿¿¿¿¿"One of the best books I've read in Damn near forever! I feel like re-evaluating ever book I've ever rated or adding more stars to show how outstanding it truly is! Thank you for writing it Mr. Hennerley! I found myself savoring it bit by bit so it wouldn't end too soon, but sadly it is over and I must wait for another book as nurturing to my spirit." ¿¿¿¿¿"I loved this book. The writing style reminds me of Tanith Lee's "Tales from The Flat Earth"...Yes, it's a collection of tales, but so much more. It's a reminder that we don't have to stoop to the level of the powerful one percent. Humanity can prevail with decent and kindness. While it relates the ugliness in the world today, it also offers hope and love." ¿¿¿¿¿"Should be on everyone's must read list! Thank you, Richard Hennerley." ¿¿¿¿¿
Welcome to Anywhere - a world ruled by a cabal of wealthy psychopaths where might is right and money is king. A world where the system is rigged against you, from birth to death, and money and power flow only upwards, from the Ordinary People to the Greedy One Percent. who are Satan's Children. A world where journalists are professional liars and peddlers of propaganda. A world where politicians deceive with fake promises of 'change' and 'hope', yet whoever you vote for nothing ever actually does change. A world of Fakebook and iDiotphones and group-think where expressing a different viewpoint is not acceptable. A world where, whoever you vote for nothing ever changes, because all the candidates are the Greedy One Percent's candidates...Welcome to the land of Anywhere. Welcome to your own world, here and now. A virus threatens the Land of Anywhere - but its rulers see an opportunity, not a crisis.Enter The Factory - a place where the workers are the product. No-one leaves The Factory alive!Meet Bonty Liar, a politician so corrupt he bursts into flames.Far out at sea, a boat packed with desperate refugees sinks and a frantic mother struggles to give her baby son a few extra, precious moments of life.A sofa develops consciousness and eats the man who sits upon it after deciding he is too dangerously stupid to be allowed to live.God and The Devil hold a meeting to decide what to do about a politician who is too wicked even for Hell.An honest man, a Good Man, speaks out on behalf of the Ordinary Folk of Anywhere and then dies in mysterious circumstances.The plants, flowers, trees, birds and fish all cry when The Last Bee dies - but mankind is too busy posting nonsense on Unsocial Media to even notice... And more! 20 tales from, and inspired by, the Land of Anywhere about the psychopaths who rule us (oops, sorry...who rule the Land of Anywhere!).WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:"Brilliant comic technique, and a glorious sense of moral outrage at the current mess in which our country seems mired, combine here to make a unique reading experience. Often laugh-out-loud funny, the real-life characters behind these innocuous fairy tales and fables hit you by surprise, a series of sharp rocks hidden in those snowballs. Amazingly, with all the faux-naievete and children's book elements gleefully displayed here, the writing never becomes twee or condescending. I don't know where this writer's been all his life, but I intend to catch up with him, and keep an eye on where he's headed next!... Bravo, Mr. Hennerly!" - VINE VOICE"This is the most spiritually and intellectually worthwhile and inspiring read I have encountered in a very long time ever since my days as a theological studies student. To me it is a humanist masterpiece on par with my favorite classists such as Faulkner, Lawrence and Bellow. It subverts conventional morals and doctrines while anchoring the plot development and the characters upon what I would call authentic virtues, Intuitive Knowledge and Intuitive Truth. Hennerley speaks Truth in this world of lies that shackle us from birth and asphyxiate us into death, all the while conspiring against our very vitality of the spirit. Thank you Hennerley for shining a beacon of light amidst such darkness we live under." - US REVIEWS
Sex and scandal in suburbia! A 'Wax and Whips' spin-off!Having recently moved to a sleepy and incredibly dull village, Julia decides she needs to become more involved in the local community and joins the ladies book club. She quickly learns that the self-appointed group leader, Annabelle, runs the group with a rod of steel. The other ladies appear scared, unable to express themselves and have clearly been told not to talk to her. Feeling ostracised from the group because of her northern accent and bored by the repetitive, 'cultured' books that are chosen week after week, Julia puts a bomb under the group when it's her turn to choose what to read by choosing a smutty (and, oh so common) book! In doing so, she incurs the wrath of Annabelle, offends the Vicar and triggers a chain of events that no one could have expected.Will Julia free the other ladies from Annabelle's tyranny, will they enjoy reading smut and what exactly is Annabelle's secret and why does he have such a hold over the other villagers?
Anne is on a journey through the world of online dating. Her aim is to transform herself into an erotic goddess, achieve sexual enlightenment and find her own sexy Mr. Uninhibited. Join her on her hilarious trip as she discovers (amongst other erotic disasters) the 'joys' of dogging, does her bit for the Old Age Pervert (sorry, Pensioner!) community, experiences the horror of a full Hollywood wax and fields an avalanche of pics of blokes' private parts!Will Anne find her man or will it just be a pint of Guinness and a quick one in the pub car park?'Shoes, The Blues and Erotic To-Do's' is the sequel to the best-selling 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits' but can also be read as a stand-alone work.What readers said about 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits''Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!''Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!''Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!''Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...''Hilarious!''Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.''I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!''Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'
Ann continues her journey through the world of online dating undaunted by her previous dating fails. In this final hilarious instalment will she find happiness and meet her Mr Uninhibited or will it be the usual pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park?Join Ann as unmasks the infamous 'flamingo', comes face to face with the human centipede and learns the hard way that fidelity isn't assured.Will Ann finally succeed in her quest to become an erotic goddess? Will she finally bury the hatchet with her arch-nemesis Sylvia and where does Dr Gorgeous fit into all this?What readers said about 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits''Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!''Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!''Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!''Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...''Hilarious!''Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.''I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!''Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'
Ann is flying headlong into her fifties. Newly single and menopausal she has a whole new set of problems to overcome....Will she ever escape the curse of the delightful Camilla?How will she do dating in her fifties?And what on earth is Sylvia doing hanging from the ceiling?A delightful romp through middle-age told in Ann's customary blunt and humorous style. Follow her as she negotiates dating fifties style and laugh along as she discovers the real reason why men of a certain age wear ripped jeans. Be it her hormones or a date with a guy still obsessed with his wife, Ann lets nothing get in her way as she carves out a new life for herself and looks towards a bright new future.WHAT READERS SAY ABOUT THE 'WAX AND WHIPS' SERIES...'Since a very young age I have always had a book in my hand. I love reading! Sadly after loosing my husband,I have not been able to read. Just one book in five years! This book is not my genre at all but it was recommend, it is soo funny, I have finished it within a couple of reads and have ordered the sequel. Thank you so much for getting me back reading and for the laugh out loud moments!' ¿¿¿¿¿'Very funny and easy to read. If you enjoy 50 shades and soap operas then you'll love this book!' ¿¿¿¿¿'The funniest book I've ever read. Once you start reading it, you wont be able to stop. I laughed so much!' ¿¿¿¿¿'Oh my days! What can I say? I have never laughed so much while reading a book. My other half kept asking me what was going on! The only downfall... it had to end. I think it's made more hilarious because there are some similarities to my recent mishaps.' ¿¿¿¿¿'I have no words on how good this book is it is so funny I haven't laughed so much for years...bought the sequel as well! Highly recommend!' ¿¿¿¿¿'Absolutely loved this book. Every character and interaction was so well written and developed, it felt true to life.' ¿¿¿¿¿'My stomach is hurting from laughing! This is such a fresh take on this subject. Its bold and vibrant and absolutely hilarious.' ¿¿¿¿¿'Loved it, an easy light hearted read can't wait for more to come out from this very talented author. Keep up the good work.' ¿¿¿¿¿
Curious Tales of Dogs, Magic and Mystery!One particular day Death was on his travels (collecting souls as always) when he came across a small, brown dog so full of love that even he, The Grim Reaper, was moved to tears.Elsewhere in Anywhere, Doreen the Dachsund begins an epic quest to find the Old Man in the Mountain. Who is he and why has he spent an eternity crafting the most beautiful shoes ever seen and why does he only ever make one of each shoe?Meanwhile a young boy's life is saved by a not-so.-ordinary dog, a dog decides who does, and doesn't, go to Heaven and we discover the secret, but true, history of Wilhelmina the Dachshund. WHAT THE CRITICS SAY ABOUT THE 'TALES OF ANYWHERE' SERIES:"Brilliant comic technique, and a glorious sense of moral outrage at the current mess in which our country seems mired, combine here to make a unique reading experience. Often laugh-out-loud funny, the real-life characters behind these innocuous fairy tales and fables hit you by surprise, a series of sharp rocks hidden in those snowballs. Amazingly, with all the faux-naievete and children's book elements gleefully displayed here, the writing never becomes twee or condescending. I don't know where this writer's been all his life, but I intend to catch up with him, and keep an eye on where he's headed next!... Bravo, Mr. Hennerly!" - VINE VOICE"This is the most spiritually and intellectually worthwhile and inspiring read I have encountered in a very long time...To me it is a humanist masterpiece on par with my favorite classists such as Faulkner, Lawrence and Bellow. It subverts conventional morals and doctrines while anchoring the plot development and the characters upon what I would call authentic virtues, Intuitive Knowledge and Intuitive Truth. Hennerley speaks Truth in this world of lies that shackle us from birth and asphyxiate us into death, all the while conspiring against our very vitality of the spirit. Thank you Hennerley for shining a beacon of light amidst such darkness we live under." - US REVIEWS WHAT READERS SAY:"This is the best book I have read since The Book Thief...the author is a storyteller rather than simply telling stories. There are a lot of authors out there but not many are true storytellers. My favorite story involved a dachshund and her search for a missing shoe. The imagery was so good I could picture how the story would be as a cartoon or film." ¿¿¿¿¿"I really enjoyed this book...some stories can move you to tears because the story lines are so well thought out. Brilliant." ¿¿¿¿¿"Touched my heart. Stories full of love, hope, and accepting woven beautifully with whimsy. I couldn't put this book down nor did I want to." ¿¿¿¿¿"One of the best books I've read in Damn near forever! I feel like re-evaluating ever book I've ever rated or adding more stars to show how outstanding it truly is! Thank you for writing it Mr. Hennerley! I found myself savoring it bit by bit so it wouldn't end too soon, but sadly it is over and I must wait for another book as nurturing to my spirit." ¿¿¿¿¿"I loved this book. The writing style reminds me of Tanith Lee's "Tales from The Flat Earth"...Yes, it's a collection of tales, but so much more. It's a reminder that we don't have to stoop to the level of the powerful one percent. Humanity can prevail with decent and kindness. While it relates the ugliness in the world today, it also offers hope and love." ¿¿¿¿¿"Should be on everyone's must read list! Thank you, Richard Hennerley." ¿¿¿¿¿
Curious Tales of bad people getting what they really, really deserve (for once).Despite being warned by a Fairy not to do so, a wealthy and brutal man steals a thing of beauty from the Universe when he kills the last Unicorn: the Fairy curses him and he will pay a terrible price.Elsewhere in Anywhere, a group of Bankers consider it good 'sport' to murder a mother Troll and her children, unaware that in doing so they have signed their own death warrants: nothing is more fearsome than a Troll's revenge.Meanwhile another Banker suffers as a Troll and a Fairy punish him for evicting a young family from their home and God and The Devil hold a meeting to decide what to do about a corrupt politician who is too wicked even for Hell! WHAT THE CRITICS SAY ABOUT THE 'TALES OF ANYWHERE' SERIES:"Brilliant comic technique, and a glorious sense of moral outrage...combine here to make a unique reading experience. Often laugh-out-loud funny, the real-life characters behind these innocuous fairy tales and fables hit you by surprise, a series of sharp rocks hidden in those snowballs. Amazingly, with all the faux-naievete and children's book elements gleefully displayed here, the writing never becomes twee or condescending. I don't know where this writer's been all his life, but I intend to catch up with him, and keep an eye on where he's headed next!" - VINE VOICE"This is the most spiritually and intellectually worthwhile and inspiring read I have encountered in a very long time...to me it is a humanist masterpiece on par with my favorite classists such as Faulkner, Lawrence and Bellow. It subverts conventional morals and doctrines while anchoring the plot development and the characters upon what I would call authentic virtues, Intuitive Knowledge and Intuitive Truth. Hennerley speaks Truth in this world of lies that shackle us from birth and asphyxiate us into death, all the while conspiring against our very vitality of the spirit. Thank you Hennerley for shining a beacon of light amidst such darkness we live under." - US REVIEWS WHAT READERS SAY:"This is the best book I have read since The Book Thief...the author is a storyteller rather than simply telling stories. There are a lot of authors out there but not many are true storytellers. My favorite story involved a dachshund and her search for a missing shoe. The imagery was so good I could picture how the story would be as a cartoon or film." ¿¿¿¿¿"I really enjoyed this book...some stories can move you to tears because the story lines are so well thought out. Brilliant." ¿¿¿¿¿"Touched my heart. Stories full of love, hope, and accepting woven beautifully with whimsy. I couldn't put this book down nor did I want to." ¿¿¿¿¿"One of the best books I've read in Damn near forever! I feel like re-evaluating ever book I've ever rated or adding more stars to show how outstanding it truly is! Thank you for writing it Mr. Hennerley! I found myself savoring it bit by bit so it wouldn't end too soon, but sadly it is over and I must wait for another book as nurturing to my spirit." ¿¿¿¿¿"I loved this book. The writing style reminds me of Tanith Lee's "Tales from The Flat Earth"...Yes, it's a collection of tales, but so much more. It's a reminder that we don't have to stoop to the level of the powerful one percent. Humanity can prevail with decent and kindness. While it relates the ugliness in the world today, it also offers hope and love." ¿¿¿¿¿"Should be on everyone's must read list! Thank you, Richard Hennerley." ¿¿¿¿¿
Tales of endings, change and beginnings. In this collection of tales from Anywhere...The Souls of a Mother and her Son dance across a broad, bright blue sky with a complexity as intense and beautiful as the irresistible, flawless logic of a Mathematical Equation or the eye-catching wonder of a Murmuration Of Starlings.Nora-Lee finally breaks free of her domineering sister to become the person she was always meant to be and old lady begins a final, last and epic journey. Meanwhile in the land of Anywhere, a poor and ragged man sings a song of such beauty that it entrances an entire nation and a young boy suddenly grows the Wings of an Angel. THE 'TALES OF ANYWHERE' SERIES CAN BE READ IN ANY ORDER. WHAT THE CRITICS ABOUT 'TALES OF ANYWHERE'"Brilliant comic technique, and a glorious sense of moral outrage at the current mess in which our country seems mired, combine here to make a unique reading experience. Often laugh-out-loud funny, the real-life characters behind these innocuous fairy tales and fables hit you by surprise, a series of sharp rocks hidden in those snowballs. Amazingly, with all the faux-naievete and children's book elements gleefully displayed here, the writing never becomes twee or condescending. I don't know where this writer's been all his life, but I intend to catch up with him, and keep an eye on where he's headed next!- VINE VOICE"This is the most spiritually and intellectually worthwhile and inspiring read I have encountered in a very long time...it is a humanist masterpiece on par with my favorite classists such as Faulkner, Lawrence and Bellow. It subverts conventional morals and doctrines while anchoring the plot development and the characters upon what I would call authentic virtues, Intuitive Knowledge and Intuitive Truth. Hennerley speaks Truth in this world of lies that shackle us from birth and asphyxiate us into death, all the while conspiring against our very vitality of the spirit. Thank you Hennerley for shining a beacon of light amidst such darkness we live under." - US REVIEWS WHAT READERS SAY:"This is the best book I have read since The Book Thief..the author is a storyteller rather than simply telling stories. There are a lot of authors out there but not many are true storytellers. My favorite story involved a dachshund and her search for a missing shoe. The imagery was so good I could picture how the story would be as a cartoon or film." ¿¿¿¿¿"I really enjoyed this book...some stories can move you to tears because the story lines are so well thought out. Brilliant." ¿¿¿¿¿"Touched my heart. Stories full of love, hope, and accepting woven beautifully with whimsy. I couldn't put this book down nor did I want to." ¿¿¿¿¿"One of the best books I've read in Damn near forever! I feel like re-evaluating ever book I've ever rated or adding more stars to show how outstanding it truly is! Thank you for writing it Mr. Hennerley! I found myself savoring it bit by bit so it wouldn't end too soon, but sadly it is over and I must wait for another book as nurturing to my spirit." ¿¿¿¿¿"I loved this book. The writing style reminds me of Tanith Lee's "Tales from The Flat Earth"...Yes, it's a collection of tales, but so much more. It's a reminder that we don't have to stoop to the level of the powerful one percent. Humanity can prevail with decent and kindness. While it relates the ugliness in the world today, it also offers hope and love." ¿¿¿¿¿"Should be on everyone's must read list! Thank you, Richard Hennerley." ¿¿¿¿¿
Angel, Demon or God? the difference is not always clear... A cab driver's life is ruined when one of his fares turns out to be Satan in human form.A rich man is forced to confront the bleakness of his soul and we discover why Satan decided to invent the Internet - and other examples of The Devil's Demonic IngenuityMeanwhile, out at sea, a boat packed with desperate refugees sinks and a frantic mother struggles to give her baby son a few extra, precious moments of life, a confused Angel asks God 'what, truly, is the greatest love of all?' and we learn that God and The Devil used to be best of friends.16 curious tales from, and inspired by, the magical, mythical Land of Anywhere. THE TALES OF ANYWHERE SERIES CAN BE READ IN ANY ORDER. WHAT THE CRITICS SAY ABOUT 'TALES OF ANYWHERE':"Brilliant comic technique, and a glorious sense of moral outrage at the current mess in which our country seems mired, combine here to make a unique reading experience. Often laugh-out-loud funny, the real-life characters behind these innocuous fairy tales and fables hit you by surprise, a series of sharp rocks hidden in those snowballs. Amazingly, with all the faux-naievete and children's book elements gleefully displayed here, the writing never becomes twee or condescending. I don't know where this writer's been all his life, but I intend to catch up with him, and keep an eye on where he's headed next!"- VINE VOICE "This is the most spiritually and intellectually worthwhile and inspiring read I have encountered in a very long time...to me it is a humanist masterpiece on par with my favorite classists such as Faulkner, Lawrence and Bellow. It subverts conventional morals and doctrines while anchoring the plot development and the characters upon what I would call authentic virtues, Intuitive Knowledge and Intuitive Truth. Hennerley speaks Truth in this world of lies that shackle us from birth and asphyxiate us into death, all the while conspiring against our very vitality of the spirit. Thank you Hennerley for shining a beacon of light amidst such darkness we live under." - US REVIEWS WHAT READERS SAY:"The best book I have read since The Book Thief...the author is a storyteller rather than simply telling stories. There are a lot of authors out there but not many are true storytellers. My favorite story involved a dachshund and her search for a missing shoe. The imagery was so good I could picture how the story would be as a cartoon or film." ¿¿¿¿¿"I really enjoyed this...some stories can move you to tears because the story lines are so well thought out. Brilliant." ¿¿¿¿¿"Touched my heart. Stories full of love, hope, and accepting woven beautifully with whimsy. I couldn't put this book down nor did I want to." ¿¿¿¿¿"One of the best books I've read in Damn near forever! I feel like re-evaluating ever book I've ever rated or adding more stars to show how outstanding it truly is! Thank you for writing it Mr. Hennerley! I found myself savoring it bit by bit so it wouldn't end too soon, but sadly it is over and I must wait for another book as nurturing to my spirit." ¿¿¿¿¿"I loved this book. The writing style reminds me of Tanith Lee's "Tales from The Flat Earth"...Yes, it's a collection of tales, but so much more. It's a reminder that we don't have to stoop to the level of the powerful one percent. Humanity can prevail with decent and kindness. While it relates the ugliness in the world today, it also offers hope and love." ¿¿¿¿¿
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