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The professor uses his expertise to bring you over 101 weird criminal law stories from the Midwest. They are all true stories! This book is sure to deliver some insightful humor. Stories include the one about a drunken Indiana man who crashes his car into the home of a man and then offers to share his pizza with him; an Ohio woman dubbed the "Cleaning Fairy" who broke into people's home and cleaned it and then left a bill for her services; and then there's the one about the Michigan man sent to jail for failing to pay $500,000 in back child support to 14 women with whom he sired 22 children; the story of the Chicago woman who bit off her cousin's nose during a family outing; and a wide variety of other stories about weird and stupid criminals.

This volume of Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories is written just for fun and enjoyment. This time around he brings you his "365" Weird Criminal Law: Stories for Every Day of the Year. He hopes it will bring you laughs all year long. Professor Birdsong has been involved in serious criminal law work over the years as a federal prosecutor, a defense attorney, and a law professor, However, he knows that it is good to get a good laugh at least once every day. That is why several years ago he began to collect and edit from the wire services and news the types of weird and funny criminal law stories that appear in this volume. Professor Leonard Birdsong lives in Orlando, Florida where he teaches Criminal Law, White Collar Crime, Evidence, and Immigration Law. He has written many scholarly legal pieces since joining the legal academy. Professor Birdsong writes in the areas of the Criminal Law, Death Penalty Law, Evidence, and Refugee Law. A number of U.S. courts have cited Professor Birdsong's scholarly pieces in their opinions: including the state Supreme Courts of Idaho, Illinois, New Jersey and Utah. This work that you have purchased is not one of those scholarly pieces! You may find other volumes of Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories at Amazon.com, or by going to his website: Leonard Birdsong.com. Enjoy!

The Professor has delighted in telling you stories from his first two book series, Dumbest Criminal Law Stories and Weird Criminal Law Stories. Now he writes for fun and your enjoyment in his latest, Professor Birdsong's Dumbest Thieves, Thugs, & Rogues. These stories are some of the best from around the world and should bring you many good laughs. For instance: -A thief in Phoenix just released from County jail on drug charges ran laps around the jail celebrating his freedom, then tried to carjack a truck belonging to the jail. -The Miami man arrested for stealing a corpse from a casket at a funeral home. -An Orlando bandit who broke into a convenience store by bashing in the front door with his head. -The awkward thief who burglarized an Albuquerque home only to be confronted by the 66-year-old wife and her 70-year-old husband who held him at gunpoint in his car loaded with their household possession until police arrived. -The San Jose thug who confessed to murder by cutting out the middle man and presented himself to the Santa Clara County jail with his confession. -An impatient Wendy's drive-thru customer in Chicago, so hungry he opened fire on another driver who tried to cut in front of him. -The thug who was sentenced to a year in jail for trying to sell a backpack of dirty socks as marijuana. - The Norwegian prisoner gone rogue who used a surfboard to escape from an island prison. -A Frenchman suspended from his job with pay for 12 years who sought compensation of $500,000 because he claimed his career was ruined. And so many other stories about dumb thieve, thugs, and rogues that will make you laugh out loud. Other Books by Professor Birdsong: * Professor Birdsong's 147 Dumbest Criminal Stories: Florida. * 177 Dumbest Criminal Stories - International. * Professor Birdsong's 157 Dumbest Criminal Stories. * Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories. * Professor Birdsong's "365" Weird Criminal Law Stories for Every Day of the Year. * Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories, Volume 2: Stories From Around the States and Abroad. * Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories, Volume 3: Stories from New York City and the East Coast. * Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories - Volume 4: Stories from the Midwest. * Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories, Volume 5: Stories from Way Out West. * Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories - Volume 6: Women in Trouble. * Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law - Volume 6: Women in Trouble! * Immigration: Obama must act now! * Professor Birdsong's 77 Dumbest Criminal Stories. * Professor Birdsong's Dumbest: Thugs, Thieves, and Rogues.

How dumb can a criminal be? Dumb enough to make you laugh out loud at these true stories of really dumb criminal activity. The stories in this volume come to you from the states of Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Texas -- the Southwest region of the U.S. Professor Birdsong has found out a lot of dumb criminal stories from the Southwest. They include, Drunk and/or Disorderly Dummies from the Southwest; Dumbest Robbers of the Southwest; and includes a chapter of the most bizarre dumbest criminals of the Southwest. Readers will chuckle at: -the cross-dressing San Diego man who went on a rampage in a Denny's restaurant when he believed his cell phone had been stolen; -the story of the California man arrested for hoarding and keeping more than 400 snakes in his home; -then there is the Texas "panty robber' who for two years broke into homes and stole women's underwear; -the one about the Dallas woman who bit off her boyfriend's lower lip while kissing him at midnight at a New Year's party - she was charged with aggravated assault; -the Texas bank robber after receiving the loot tipped the teller with one of the $20 bills she had just given him; and many more stories about dumb criminals from the Southwest that make this anthology a bust-your-gut laughing good time reading this book.

Professor Birdsong seems never to rest for here he is again out with a new volume of his 147 most favorite dumb criminal stories from his home state of Florida. Having been both a federal prosecutor and later a defense attorney Professor Birdsong knows just how dumb some criminals can be. They can be so dumb as to be outright funny. All the stories are true and it seems that Florida is a special place for dumb criminals. From North Florida we have the story recounting how authorities are searching for the former director of tourism in Okaloosa County, after he allegedly used county tax money to purchase a $710,000 yacht and then went missing. We learn of a Jacksonville man who was arrested after walking out of a local cemetery with three bouquets he had stolen from a fresh grave. He told police the flowers were for his girlfriend. In Gulf Coast Florida there is a story about a woman arrested for driving drunk while wearing no pants. Another story comes from Tampa where a woman was arrested for using glue to close up her dog's C-section. The dog had trouble giving birth so the woman had sliced the pet's stomach open. In central Florida a story about an allegedly acid-crazed college student who pleaded with police not to cut off his penis, then abruptly changed his mind and begged them to sever his member. At a gas station in suburban Orlando a woman who began shouting she was "God" was taken into custody for dousing her car with gasoline and then setting it ablaze with a lighter. Full of his witty "Birdsong' commentary this volume of 147 Dumbest Criminal Stories: Florida will make you laugh out loud at some of the dumb antics of these criminals. For laughs alone this volume is worth reading.

Professor Birdsong loves dumb criminal stories. He is pleased to present another volume of his Dumbest Criminal Stories. This small volume of Professor Birdsong's 177 Dumbest Criminals has been written just for your enjoyment. You are certain to laugh out loud at some of the stories and chuckle about others. Most of all you will wonder how can criminals be so dumb, inept, or both. These stories are some of the best from all around the world like: There is the story of a Chinese woman accused of killing a shopkeeper by squeezing his scrotum when he asked her not park her motorbike in front of his shop; her grip was so strong that the man went into shock and died. From Germany we find that a well-endowed woman allegedly tried to kill her boyfriend by smothering him with her size 38 DD breasts. Then there is the one about the English man arrested for having sex with his girlfriend's dog. and so many other stories about dumb criminals that make this anthology worth reading and will make you laugh out loud.

Professor Birdsong loves dumb criminals. How dumb can a criminal be? Dumb enough to make you laugh out loud at these true stories of really dumb criminal activity. Leonard Birdsong is a law professor who specializes in criminal law who has collected 157 of his most favorite stories about dumb criminals. Criminals can be dumb and sometimes they are so dumb as to be really funny. This book is a collection of stories about dumb criminals from around the United States including the Professor's home state of Florida, criminal dummies from abroad, and drunken dummies from all over. All the stories are true and include Professor Birdsong's witty commentary. The book is sure to deliver some great belly laughs like the one about a transvestite purse snatcher who loses her water-filled condom which she used as a fake breast or the "drunken dummy" who called 911 to report a slot machine stole his money. Get your copy now and enjoy the humorous side of life as a criminal.

Professor Birdsong loves dumb criminal stories. He is pleased to present another volume of his Dumbest Criminal Stories. This small volume of Professor Birdsong's 77 Dumbest Criminals has been written just for your enjoyment. You are certain to laugh out loud at some of the stories and chuckle about others. Most of all you will wonder how can criminals be so dumb, inept, or both. These stories are some of the best from all around the world like: -the Baltimore shoplifter who climbed into the ceiling of a grocery store to escape with $8.50 worth of hair accessories; -a story about hallucinogenic mushrooms found growing on the grounds of the Queen of England's Buckingham Palace; -the story of the man who landed a drone filled with radioactive sand on the roof of Japanese Prime Minister Abe's office building; and so many other stories about dumb criminals that make this anthology worth reading and will make you laugh out loud.

Outrageous weird criminal law stories -The Trilogy!The best stories from some of Birdsong's popular books: Weird Criminal Law Stories: Volume I Weird Criminal Law Stories: Volume II Weird Criminal Law Stories: Volume III Professor Birdsong uses his expertise to bring you stories that are all true and will deliver some great laughs. It is full of witty "Birdsong" commentary and a wide variety of just plain weird and stupid criminal antics that may make you laugh out loud.This book covers just about every silly kind of unlawful conduct one could imagine. With hundreds of stories of weird criminal behavior the book is sure to deliver some insightful humor.Hurry and get your copy of this trilogy which will raise your spirits with the hundreds of laughs generated by these stories. It is an anthology worth reading and just might give you a belly ache from laughing so hard.