Assassins, Incorporated. - Phillip Drayer Duncan - Bog

Working as a corporate assassin was supposed to be Brandon's dream job, but so far it just sucks! His boss hates him, he's behind on his bills, he's the laughing stock of the entire assassins' guild, and now everyone is trying to kill him. Friends can't be trusted, inter-office relationships are frowned upon, the dental plan isn't great, and you might get stabbed in the back at any moment, figuratively or literally... But that's just part of the job when you work for Assassins Incorporated.