Assembling an Army of Cats, Perfect Potatoes and Surviving School - Robin Twiddy - Bog

Welcome to the Super-Secret Survival Guide to School, from the diary of Sam, age eight and three-quarters. Inside you will find `expert'' advice from Sam on how to get through a day at school. There are tips on common (and not so common) playground games, on getting the best lunches and on impressing your teachers.