Birth: The Exquisite Sound of One Hand Falling Off a Turnip Truck - S. T. Gulik - Bog

After surviving an attack by mutant terrorists, Max is caught in a web of conspiracies, terrorist networks, and esoteric gibberish at the heart of an underground war for global domination. He doesn't like humans, but the only way to free himself is to liberate mankind by destroying the shadow government that wants him dead. Birth is the first in a trilogy of epic, dark comedies.