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Life on the Mississippi is a memoir by Mark Twain detailing his days as a steamboat pilot on the Mississippi River before and after the American Civil War. The book begins with a brief history of the river. It continues with anecdotes of Twain's training as a steamboat pilot, as the 'cub' of an experienced pilot. He describes, with great affection, the science of navigating the ever-changing Mississippi River. In the second half, the book describes Twain's return, many years later, to travel on a steamboat from St. Louis to New Orleans. He describes the competition from railroads, the new, large cities, and his observations on greed, gullibility, tragedy, and bad architecture. He also tells some stories that are most likely tall tales. Simultaneously published in 1883 in the U.S. and in England, it is said to be the first book composed on a typewriter. (Source: Wikipedia)

The fascinating story of Jack Stallard, whose life experiences run the gamut from hardscrabble youth to international traveler, from teaching in a small rural high school to studying and later teaching in large universities, to co-authoring several collegiate textbooks and to finding contentment through entertaining residents in assisted living homes and visitors at the Lazy Time Pickin' Parlor, an outlet for loafers and unique characters. This book is a collection of humorous stories that illustrate different facets of Jack's life. You will see tales reflecting his youth, his experiences in teaching at the high school and university levels, his volunteer work conducting "Sing Along with Jack" programs, his active participation in church and music, and time spent at the Lazy Time Pickin' Parlor. The stories reflect enjoying a simple good life, where living, learning and sharing are key.

Geshrai is Holly Sillau's seventeenth book. It's a collection of one hundred original six-line poems. Each contains a Yiddish word or expression whose meaning you can figure out in context. Yiddish is a most articulate language, and some of its words have a sound that English speakers would find comical, so read, enjoy, and laugh the laughs to which you are entitled!

"Ich bin primitiv" Das behauptet der Autor dieses Buches von sich selbst!Ein Journalist: "Ein Meisterwerk der Elendsliteratur. Der Autor erzählt von Elend und Not, von Ausbeutung, Skrupellosigkeit und Kriminalität - von Lebensverhältnissen, die er aus seiner Arbeit bestens kennt. Der gesamte Schmutz der Grossstadt kommt zum Vorschein, und das auf humorvolle Weise."Das grauenhafte Leben eines Schlüsseldienst Mannes.Lesen Sie wie schlecht es den Schlüsseldienst Mitarbeitern geht - und freuen Sie sich!Dieses Buch steht stellvertretend für alle hart arbeitenden Menschen.Der Wahnsinn von dem jeder Kleinunternehmer betroffen ist. Es beschreibt perfekt die Zustände im Gewerbe. Ironie pur vom Meister persönlichÜberall kleben die Sticker vom Schlüsseldienst. Rot - Grün - Blau - meistens aber Gelb. Auf dem Postkasten, auf der schwarzen Tafel, auf der Tür, immer in Augenhöhe, unauffällig, aber doch gut sichtbar. Garantiert haben Sie die Werbekleber dieser Minifirmen schon öfters gesehen. Vielleicht haben Sie sogar schon mal selbst in einer Notsituation angerufen. Allerdings haben Sie garantiert noch nie nachgedacht, wer diese Menschen sind, die diese bunten Werbekleber verbotenerweise hinterlassen. Wie lebt ein Schlüsseldienst? Sind das überhaupt Menschen? Wer arbeitet beim Schlüsseldienst? Begleiten Sie einen Schlossermeister einen Tag lang bei seiner Arbeit durch die Vielfalt der Grossstadt. Steigen Sie in seinen alten Lieferwagen ein und fahren Sie mit!Eine witzige und rasante Geschichte, amüsant und kurzweilig zu lesen.24 Stunden sind verdammt lang im Kampf gegen Kunden, Schlösser und Beamte!Der Schlüsseldienstjob ist die reine Hölle!Schonungslos und sozialkritischDer Autor erzählt vom weit gefächerten Spektrum seiner Aufträge. Er schildert menschliche Dramen unsichtbare Not, und von privilegierten Beamtentum, die von der Ausweglosigkeit der zumeist völlig verarmten Bevölkerung ihren Nutzen zieht. Er schreibt von illegaler Prostitution der Jugend und vom fehlenden sozialen Netz in einer Stadt, die sich sozial der Welt präsentiert. Mit harten Worten schildert er widerliche Ereignisse in Gaststätten oder mit besonderer Sachlichkeit beschreibt er einen lebensgefährlichen Polizeieinsatz mit einem bewaffneten Gewalttäter.Mit dieser Story werden Ihnen Seiten gezeigt, wie diese Männer mit dem Geheimwissen Türen aufzusperren zu können, erbärmlich tagtäglich das Leben meistern. Obwohl, Leben kann man das nicht bezeichnen eher mehr so eine Art Sklavendienst. Oder besser der Trottel vom Dienst, weil wahrlich nicht mehr drinnen steckt. Der Autor, ein Leid geplagter Schlüsseldienstler offenbart mit seinem Werk die wahre Seite des unbekannten Mannes vom Notdienst. Er spricht seinen BerufskollegInnen aus der Seele und vergisst dabei nicht eine gehörige Portion Humor.Eine tragisch-komische Geschichte, jedoch ist "Lachen erlaubt "Miese Jobs gibt es viele. Ganz miese Jobs gibt es noch mehr. Es kann aber nur einen miesesten Job geben. Dieser Superlativ gebührt ohne Konkurrenz dem Beruf des Schlüsseldienstes. Von der frühesten Morgenstunde bis weit über Mitternacht und dann noch länger, verstörten oder manchmal gefährlichen Kunden mit Schloss- und Schlüsselproblemen die Türe zu öffnen, das ist garantiert eine Aussenstelle der Hölle. Das ewige Fegefeuer selbst, wäre eine Belohnung für den Schlüsselmann.Michael Bübl, Schlossermeister aus Wien, hat mit Traumjob Schlüsseldienst eine humoristische Meisterleistung verfasst. Es wird kein Versuch seitens der Kunden unterlassen den armen Monteur ins Irrenhaus oder auf den Friedhof zu befördern.Das Buch beginnt fulminant und kann den hohen Level bis zum Schluss halten. Es liest sich wie ein zwei Zeilenwitz.Nichts ist erfunden. Alles ist wahr und noch viel schlimmerDieses Buch ist voll von RechtschreibfehlernWarum? - Weil der Autor primitiv ist!

Learn simple Spanish words with funny and entertaining cartoons. Each cartoon makes the word memorable. Learning Spanish is so much fun! Perfect for beginners!

From the creator of Peter Pan, "My Lady Nicotine" is one of his earlier works. Focusing on his days as a smoker, J. M. Barrie takes us through his life as a smoker to his last pipe as he begins his non-smoking days. Barrie's humorous essays about his companions, habits and quitting are sure to delight readers............ Sir James Matthew Barrie, 1st Baronet, OM (9 May 1860 - 19 June 1937) was a Scottish novelist and playwright, best remembered today as the creator of Peter Pan. He was born and educated in Scotland but moved to London, where he wrote a number of successful novels and plays. There he met the Llewelyn Davies boys, who inspired him to write about a baby boy who has magical adventures in Kensington Gardens (included in The Little White Bird), then to write Peter Pan, or The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up, a "fairy play" about an ageless boy and an ordinary girl named Wendy who have adventures in the fantasy setting of Neverland. Although he continued to write successfully, Peter Pan overshadowed his other work, and is credited with popularising the then-uncommon name Wendy.Barrie unofficially adopted the Davies boys following the deaths of their parents. Barrie was made a baronet by George V on 14 June 1913, and a member of the Order of Merit in the 1922 New Year Honours. Before his death, he gave the rights to the Peter Pan works to Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children in London, which continues to benefit from them

If you're looking for some funny bus driver jokes or funny coach driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. This book features some classics as well as some new gags that you definitely wouldn't have heard before, and they will make you smile that's for sure.These jokes for bus drivers will entertain you and brighten up your day. This is a bumper collection of entertaining jokes, puns, gags and stories which includes gems such as the one about the cross eyed bus driver who couldn't see eye to eye with the passengers. You will enjoy some great one-liners, plenty of quick fire question and answer gags and many story based jokes which are guaranteed to get you laughing all the way back to the bus station.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best bus driver jokes and coach driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend.This book would also make an ideal gift for any bus driver you know, so buy it now!

Este es el suceso más inquietante de todos los tiempos, en el que un hombre y una mujer aparecen en cueros en un centro comercial, trayendo consigo un poder muy especial, tan inocente como letal. Raúl, un vendedor del centro comercial, y su novia Sara, emprenderán una aventura extraordinaria en la que se verán involucrados tratando de ayudar a la extraña pareja que surge de la nada. Nadie podía imaginar quiénes eran aquella extraña pareja, pero Raúl y Sara muy pronto descubrirán que esa pareja va a ser la responsable de una catástrofe sin precedentes que hará que un mundo. al borde del abismo de la ambición, dé un giro radical. Esta historia surgió de un sueño vívido del autor, quizá premonitorio, en una agitada noche de verano de 2012, que dio lugar a una aventura igual de agitada, también singular, intrigante, prevista para 2014. O tal vez para 2023 por la simbología del número siete de ambos años. La historia puede ser una lectura que relaje y divierta, pues la intriga está combinada con un derroche de humor, además de extrañas coincidencias simbólicas. En cualquier caso, el factor espacio-tiempo va a ser decisivo, tanto que esa pareja algo va a tener que ver con el Génesis y Dios mismo.

Laughter is power. This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids! Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. We love joking in the company of our best friends and families. Jokes help us to relax and overcome any difficulties. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many of us also love just to read some good jokes for amusement. However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different! WHY? Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -A great collection of 500 FUNNY ONE-LINERS; -One-liners, real-life awkward situations; -Great book to read on a long trip; -Dirty jokes about sex, alcohol, drugs and the other cool stuff; -Jokes about relationship, marriage, bar, parties, social media, etc. -Jokes for adults only; -New jokes from 2017 -Jokes that you will remember forever. LIMITED TIME BONUS: the link to download my FREE HUMOR BOOK FOR ADULTS! This book is free of racism. So relax and laugh!

Hermia loves Lysander, Lysander loves Hermia, Demetrius loves Hermia, Helena loves Demetrius, and no one loves Helena. Oh, and Egeus wants his daughter killed if she doesn't follow his plan of marrying Demetrius.

Are you f*cking bored! Do you know someone else who's bored? Then buy this sh*t now! THIS BOOK HAS BEEN UPDATED!!!Now includes more than 70 f*cking boredom balls busting activities! We read all of your book reviews and we appreciate that sh*t, so we've added a f*cking ton more puzzles for you to bust your ass enjoying and NO damn blank pages either! In addition to coloring pages with fun vulgar trashy words to help you blow off some steam this book includes all these damn puzzles: Sexy Sudoku puzzlesCocky Crossword puzzlesMotherf*cking Maze puzzlesWTF! Word Search puzzlesKick Ass Kakuro puzzlesSh*tfaced Samurai Sudoku puzzlesCrazy Ass Cryptogram puzzlesBall Bustin' Spot the Difference puzzlesOver the top Odd one Out puzzlesSneaky Ass Slice PuzzlesDirty dot to dot puzzlesAdult Version Would You Rather gamesAdult Version Never Have I Ever gamesAdult Version Trivia games and more!If you're not shy about sexual references, curse words, vulgarity, and all things politically incorrect then THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU!! There are fun puzzles, games, and activities for all skill levels in this book from beginners to advanced. Perfect for travel and also a gag gift for a friend's birthday, holiday gifts, and when you want to get away from your technical gadgets, kick back, laugh, and relax! What the hell are you waiting for? Go ahead and get this swear word adult activity book, have a sh*t load of fun and start relieving some of your f*cking stress today!

The innocent-sounding "Winner, winner, chicken dinner" could get you an evil stare in Las Vegas. I should know. As a veteran dealer and floor manager, I've written a book detailing the best, worst, and funniest parts of casino life for anyone who'd like to work in one or is just intrigued by the carnival-like atmosphere. The only one of its kind, The Cardslinger is flush with vignettes about the hilarity, naughtiness, depravity, and revenge that ensue at your average casino. The book is a must read for anyone contemplating working at a casino or who visits a casino regularly. Readers will learn basic terms and how to play many games-as well as how not to be that guy (or gal) everyone hates. I've worked at casinos from Las Vegas to Florida-and yes, Robert Wagner is my real name. Having met more than a million people, I've also worked games with more than a million and a half dollars riding on them. I decided to write The Cardslinger: Memoirs of a Casino Dealer exactly one year after my wife's passing. In it, I wanted to do what I do best, which is make people laugh.

Here is a variety of things to read when you have a moment and time for a chuckle. Poems are included because of the author's love of language & Batteries, Poems, Improv 101 Setups, Congrats and its ability to focus on the trivial as well as some moment of drama and fear. Improv acting classes will use bartender setups to give the student a situation to make funny. Use verbatim or make your own alterations and punch line. 3) Various ways to say Congratulations using today's shortener: Congrats!

Grab This Deal For The Comics Artist In Your Life For Less Than $10See that girl always doodling and dreaming up stories and plots? She's gonna LOVE the What Happens Next Comic Book For Budding Artists edition, created especially for young artists between 9 and 14 years of age.Bokkaku Dojinshi has created this book as a 6 by 9 inch, perfect pocket book form. Plenty of different templates to explore as well as loads of room to keep track of plot ideas.There is even space for special expression studies of the main characters so the budding artist hits the right emotion in her images every single time.This book is perfect for: mangagraphic novelsSunday funniesanimefan fictionParents and teachers love What Happens Next Comics series for these reasons: helps speech developmentincreases literacydevelops a sense of sequencecreates confidencedevelops an appreciation for artboots creativityOnce you get this book, notice how handy it is - perfect pocket book size means no bulky bags on summer trips or lazy afternoons under a willow tree. All you need is your pencil and ink pen! Can't wait to see what you make of your And then... comic book!

With a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of crude, these cute, amusing little penis guys will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you smilingly go "Wow!" and laugh. No bad language, just good fun. Purchase only if you have an open sense of humor! You won't find another book quite like this one! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. (This is the full-size version. To find the coloring-pages-only version just check out more by this seller for the "Condensed" edition). You'll find in these 110 pages an explosion of content: 36 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side)3 Mazes (Can also be colored)3 Draw-Your-Own Character Grid Pages4 Hangman-style Game Pages (7 Games)3 Pages Tic-Tac-Toe (36 Games)3 Squares Game Pages1 42-Word Crossword Puzzle (X2 for Team Play)8 DIY Bookmarks1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out)10 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs)20 Head Tokens (DIY Cut Outs)1 Page for Friend Signatures1 Color Testing PageThis book would make a great gift for a bachelorette party or girl's night out; much of the games included take that into consideration, especially the included board game that up to 10 players can color, cut out, and play with at once! Great for women but also men that don't mind having a laugh. Featuring the quirky artwork of SledgePainter; if you love this, check out more by this seller!

Kari-Kalamatoor-Haa is a collection of caricaturistic words. A sarcastic, Grossly, and comically exaggerated truth about all things in life.

This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Dysfunction Diaries is a collection of short stories based on my real shenanigans. Meet Larry and the gang! Grab yourself a diet store brand pop and chain smoke your way through classics, like: "Who Took Mother's Pop Bottles", "Kitty's Voodoo Hex", and "What the Fuck, Larry?" This may sound like a smutty humor book, and basically... it is! But, it's also educational. You'll learn about "Burning Books and Other Cleansing Rituals" and how to eat "Water for Dinner", among other useful life lessons. Most of all, hopefully, you'll learn to be super grateful for how normal your family will feel after reading bullshit like "Porno Larry".You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll wonder what the hell mother puts in the utter atrocity she calls "casserole". You'll solve mysteries like, where to hide mother's body, why all her animals died and what Larry's new favorite pastime is. Page by page you'll understand why my motto is: You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you never take the trailer out of the girl.

We Don't Laugh Because We're Happy. We're Happy Because We Laugh! Laughter is universal. No matter what language you speak, how old you are, or what your physical or mental abilities are, you can still laugh, and when you laugh, you unleash a host of physical, emotional and mental health benefits for both yourself and the people around you. Studies have shown that laughter relieves stress; relieves pain; boost your immune system; helps reduce blood pressure; stimulates your mind; and is a good workout. Laughter also triggers the release of the drug-like neuro-chemical endorphin which makes people feel better all over. Laughter has an anesthetic-like effect on the body, suppressing physical pain and discomfort for up to two hours following a good laugh. The ability to laugh is also closely tied to having a positive outlook on life which helps to prevent numerous mental health issues such as anxiety and depression. Laughter is infectious and as seniors get older, they can still stay young at heart with laughter. In fact, studies have shown that people with a sense of humor can expect to live longer than people who never laugh. This book is dedicated to laughter and will give you lots of 'Healthy Laughter' because laughter really is the best medicine! ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS BOOK: Information Resources for Seniors on Alzheimer's and other Dementia.

This IS a comedy book designed to make you laugh. It's the gayest comedy book I've ever written...I can't help being GAY = HAPPY. That's what the word used to mean..."I'm a Fairy" I told my good friend, Brion. He sent back this message saying: "I'm also a Fairy. I was called that at Public School and is one reasons I went to a Private Boarding School for Ballet." I could have only hoped to have been sent to a Center of Detention when I was growing up. My mother would threaten me with detention at a boarding school when I acted up. She should have sent me away so I could have gotten molested by the older boys. Then I would have been a much happier boy growing up: being forced to suck their big phat juicy cum filled dicks and told to bend over and SHUT UP or "you're going to have worse problems buddy". I'd rather be forced into doing things I like doing than getting beat up for being myself. That would have been the solution for a boy like me. I'm getting hard right now just thinking about it...FORCED into doing it with boys to men around my own age...I could go on butt why botha You get the point? Does this mean I'm gay or GAY Who knows...read the book and then buy it and laugh your butt off...I sin-cerely mean that...just do it as 'Laughter IS the Best Medicine'...

Jokes for All Occasions is a joke book from the turn of the century. Many may be course by todays standards and many may be tame. It is summed up by the author as they state, "The ways of telling a story are as many as the tellers themselves. It is impossible to lay down precise rules by which any one may perfect himself in the art, but it is possible to offer suggestions by which to guide practise in narration toward a gratifying success." The joke book is full of many short jokes from the early twentieth century. Odin's Library Classics is dedicated to bringing the world the best of humankind's literature from throughout the ages. Carefully selected, each work is unabridged from classic works of fiction, nonfiction, poetry, or drama.

★★★★★ THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS Have you ever wondered what cats do when they are home alone? You're about to find out the answer with this hilarious coloring book.Created by Color Fun Publishing, Funny Cats in Action coloring book features 30 unique images that will bring smile to every cat lover! If you're a cataholic, this coloring book is a no brainer. You'll be amazed to find out that cats in this book have their own personality and that reminds you of your own cat or some kittie friends you've known for a while...What Will You Get from this Book?Coloring tipsCute color test page30 diverse cat-at-home images to work throughLow-stress & one-seating coloring funAll prints come with frame, easy to be removed and displayedOne-sided page to prevent bleed-throughPaint-friendly, excellent with dry coloring mediums8.5 X 11 inches pages printed on bright white paperAppeal to All Ages and All Skill Levels. Serious, when it comes to cat lovers, age is never an issue. Colorist beginners can create beautiful pictures using solid colors. If you're more advanced, you can use the line art as guides to add shading and detail to fur and objects. Makes an WOW Gift. Know cat lovers around you? Make them smile by getting them a copy too!Buy Now & Relax...Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button. TAGS: coloring book, adult coloring book good vibes, adult coloring book calligraphy, adult coloring book for women, adult coloring books best sellers for women, adult coloring book animals, adult coloring books stress relieving patterns, adult coloring books relaxation, adult coloring books relaxing, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, adult coloring books black background

"Candy, Trashy TV, and Overhearing Couples Arguing" highlights a woman's adjustment to life in Los Angeles and the entertainment industry through pop culture references, witty observations, and anxiety-ridden reflections.

Sir George is an eccentric and unstable character. His main motivation is success and it doesn't matter to him which form it takes. Winning game shows, becoming a heavy metal musician or becoming prime minister. Anything goes. Against all odds, he ends up leading the country, due to a bizarre and horrifying turn of events. The main thing standing in his way now is not so much his lack of ability, but his obnoxious and immature personality. Eventually his shortcomings catch up with him and he loses his position of power. What follows is a weird breakdown and obsession with chess. It is his belief that he would become a worldwide superstar, if he could figure out how to lose a game in one move. To restore his sanity, he just needs to find a way of getting back his fame and admiration.

This is an introspective and unique look at dating, marriage, divorce, from a male perspective and tainted with some sarcastic yet telling humor. It is with fact based yet embellished with stories and honest discussions involving heart break, divorce, children, and change. "Being heartbroken is not easy on anyone. We, being human, will experience heart break in some way, shape or fashion many times in our lives. It may come in the form of a death, a break up, a divorce, or something as unexpected as a job loss. The sadness, anger, guilt, and other emotions that run rampant through our soul at the time are horrible. What we must not forget, is that the world will keep spinning and the sun will always keep rising." "Some people's happiness scale goes off the charts with a cup of coffee, but me, well, I set my standard a little higher. Lisa enjoyed my chicken wings and beer night so that sent my happiness scale to new heights. I told you I was simple and pretty easy to please." Don't miss the heartfelt and unique Epilogue from Tally's dog, Lance the Border Collie. "I'm writing this so called epilogue to tell my story. It's my understanding that the pet's side of the story is rarely told regarding the breakup of people so I think it's about time."- Lance the Border Collie

I am Pamela, a research student at UCLA. My uncle was in Army, he was killed by Pakistani terrorists. My uncle's death still pains me a lot. It left an incurable scar on my soul. But I do not believe that Pakistan killed my uncle, I believe that war killed my uncle. I have done extensive research on the problem of terrorism, war between USA and Pakistan. By almighty's grace, I have come up with a viable solution to end war between USA and Pakistan forever, which would also end the problem of "so called terrorism" once and for all. We have tried and tested the solution in border of USA and infiltration has reduced significantly by using our idea. I also take the opportunity to thank Mark Zuckerberg for coming up with Facebook platform. We have used Facebook extensively to solve terrorist's problem. UN must acknowledge our benevolent presence in USA border and should recommend us for " Nobel Peace Prize" collectively.

Three Men in a Boat is a humorous tale of three Englishmen and a dog on a two week boating holiday on the Thames from Kingston upon Thames to Oxford and back to Kingston. The story is praised for its classic English humor and its ability to feel fresh to modern readers over 100 years afters its first publication in 1898. This Colorful Classics edition presents this classic in full with a beautifully designed cover that is a perfect edition to any bookshelf.

a comedy that sees 6th-Century England and its medieval culture through Hank Morgan's view; he is a 19th-century resident of Hartford, Connecticut, who, after a blow to the head, awakens to find himself inexplicably transported back in time to early medieval England where he meets King Arthur himself. The fictional Mr. Morgan, who had an image of that time that had been colored over the years by romantic myths, takes on the task of analyzing the problems and sharing his knowledge from 1300 years in the future to modernize, Americanize, and improve the lives of the people. In addition, many passages are quoted directly from Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur, a medieval Arthurian collection of legends and one of the earlier sources. The narrator who finds the Yankee in the "modern times" of Twain's nineteenth century is reading the book in the museum in which they both meet; later, characters in the story retell parts of it in Malory's original language.

A book about design agencies, above-ground pools, and magic tea by the New York Times bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground. "As sharp, and often as cutting, as a scalpel." THE SUN "Thorne's second book is just as stupid, irreverent, and hilarious as his first." THE SYDNEY MORNING HERALD "Instantly engaging and incredibly funny." PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Veterinarian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Veterinarian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Veterinarian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Veterinarian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Veterinarian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Veterinarians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Veterinarian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Veterinarian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Veterinarian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Veterinarians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***