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How does a mouse feel after a bath?Squeaky clean!How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act nuts!What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey!What do you call a train full of chewing gum?A chew-chew train, of course!Here at last: the funny jokes that every six year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving six year old!

What do you call a puppy in the rain?A soggy doggy!Why do giraffes have long necks?Because they have smelly feet!Which snack always make you jump?POP-corn!What did the wolf say when he met the little pig?Very pleased to EAT you!Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old!All profits from this book go to children's charities working with vulnerable children (Chances for Children) and with families facing terminal illness (ellenor).

Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead!How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow!What's big, purple and smells horrible?A monster's bottom!What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste!Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the funny jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today!Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!