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Ligesom tusindvis af andre elsker Hella Joof og Ellen Hillingsø hunde. De tabte tidligt (Ellen) og sent (Hella) deres hjerter til vores firbenede følgesvende, og som hundemennesker kan de selvfølgelig ikke forestille sig et liv uden labrador, hår i maden og på tøjet, samt et generelt svineri og manglende konsekvens i deres ellers så pæne hjem. Hundens bog er deres hyldest til menneskets bedste ven, en morsom, kærlig og bedrevidende indføring i tilværelsen med hund. Så på med hundesnoren og tag med ud på en lang gåtur, hvor du undervejs kan læse om lorte-reglen, hunde i sengen, kalket afføring, tigning, svenske øjne, hundeterapi, dykke ned i brevkasser for hunde og mennesker, synge hundesange og læse digte og fortællinger om nogle af de mange hunde i vores kulturhistorie.

Lisbeth Wulff og Rasmus Botoft inviterer i Kattens bog læserne med ind i et betagende univers af poter og miaven, når de dykker ned i de mange fascinerende sider af et af danskernes mest elskede kæledyr.   Bogen er en hyldest til det majestætiske og mystiske væsen, som har fortryllet os i årtusinder. Og med en blanding af fakta, humor og hjertevarme fortællinger tager Kattens bog læserne med på en sand opdagelsesrejse gennem dyrets fascinerende verden. Læs reportager fra kattecafeer, få praktiske råd af dyrlægen og lær kattekulturhistorien at kende – fra Egyptens gamle tempelkatte til moderne hjemmekatte. Uanset om du er en dedikeret kattefan eller blot nysgerrig efter at lære mere, vil bogen underholde, oplyse og varme dit kattehjerte.

"Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova took the world by storm with their Guide to Modern Womanhood, a book of expert advice on beauty, homemaking, and relationships. Now they're tackling an even bigger challenge: finding success in the modern workplace. In Working Girls, Trixie and Katya dole out both savvy and satirical advice for every stage of working life, from choosing a career path to sailing into a blissful retirement, in step-by-step guides, quizzes, the world's most bizarre aptitude test, and more. Searching for the perfect interview outfit? Agonizing over how to get that raise? Suspicious that your colleague doesn't really hope their email "finds you well"? Trixie and Katya have got you covered. They also share personal stories from their own remarkable careers and their philosophies on everything from mastering office lingo to getting fired with dignity, all alongside hilarious, gorgeous photos. Witty, beautiful, and packed with wisdom, Working Girls is the ultimate guide for the working woman"--

The creator of Dilbert, the fastest-growing comic strip in the nation (syndicated in nearly 1000 newspapers), takes a look at corporate America in all its glorious lunacy. Lavishly illustrated with Dilbert strips, these hilarious essays on incompetent bosses, management fads, bewildering technological changes and so much more, will make anyone who has ever worked in an office laugh out loud in recognition. The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage ? management. Since 1989, Scott Adams has been illustrating this principle each day, lampooning the corporate world through Dilbert, his enormously popular comic strip. In Dilbert, the potato-shaped, abuse-absorbing hero of the strip, Adams has given voice to the millions of Americans buffeted by the many adversities of the workplace. Now he takes the next step, attacking corporate culture head-on in this lighthearted series of essays. Packed with more than 100 hilarious cartoons, these 25 chapters explore the zeitgeist of ever-changing management trends, overbearing egos, management incompetence, bottomless bureaucracies, petrifying performance reviews, three-hour meetings, the confusion of the information superhighway and more. With sharp eyes, and an even sharper wit, Adams exposes -- and skewers -- the bizarre absurdities of everyday corporate life. Readers will be convinced that he must be spying on their bosses, The Dilbert Principle rings so true!

"Ambitious women are so scary. In this fast-paced business world, female leaders need to make sure they're not perceived as pushy, aggressive, or competent. This book teaches the non-threatening leadership strategies women need to succeed without harming the fragile male ego"--

Halløj på Christiansborg afslører aktørerne fra magtens korridorer på Christiansborg og erhvervslivets bonede gulve i et omfattende komplot efter statens salg af DONG til den amerikanske kapitalhaj Gold, Digger & Saxman.Det er en samfundsrevsende og stærkt satirisk bog om politisk grådighed og finanskrisens finurligheder båret af urealisme, humor og slap-stick komedie, hvor kammerateri, politiske rævekager, kønsskifteoperationer og attentatforsøg er hverdag.Bogen udstiller uhæmmet grådighed, magtbegær, politisk dekadence og forretningslivets bagside med intriger, sex og lyssky aftaler, der efterlader den almindelige dansker med regningen.

Discover the fascinating world of Toasterology in this comprehensive guide that explores the history, design, operation, safety, and future trends of toasters, while also delving into their cultural, culinary, and societal impact. From the evolution of toasters to advanced technologies and innovative recipes, this book covers all aspects of toaster culture. With a focus on aesthetics, energy efficiency, and sustainability, it offers a thorough understanding of the toaster as both a kitchen appliance and a cultural icon. Whether you're a toaster enthusiast or simply intrigued by the role of toasters in our everyday lives, Toasterology is the ultimate guide to this humble yet revolutionary kitchen staple.

Discover the fascinating world of Toasterology in this comprehensive guide that explores the history, design, operation, safety, and future trends of toasters, while also delving into their cultural, culinary, and societal impact. From the evolution of toasters to advanced technologies and innovative recipes, this book covers all aspects of toaster culture. With a focus on aesthetics, energy efficiency, and sustainability, it offers a thorough understanding of the toaster as both a kitchen appliance and a cultural icon. Whether you're a toaster enthusiast or simply intrigued by the role of toasters in our everyday lives, Toasterology is the ultimate guide to this humble yet revolutionary kitchen staple.

Parody Paradise, Part II is a compilation of thirty-one rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Other author's works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are James Thurber, Jonathan Swift, Charles Dickens, H.G Wells, and also several William Shakespeare plays are also brutalized and lampooned. Parody Paradise, Part II is Jay Dubya's 65th published hardcover/paperback book. Besides Adult Satire, the author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.

Get ready to dive headfirst into the most fucking extraordinary journey of stillness and self-discovery you never knew you needed. In his prequel/sequel to 'Mastering the Art of Watching Grass Grow', 'Perfecting the Art of Watching Grass Grow' by Jack Springler will leave you saying, 'What the grass?!' as you explore the profound beauty in life's most mundane moments. Discover how observing grass can be a fucking life-changing experience, connecting you with the Earth in a way that'll make you question your entire existence. From caressing grass blades like you're auditioning for 'Grass Got Talent' to inhaling the intoxicating scent of earth like a true soil sommelier, this book will teach you to embrace the fucking unremarkable like never before. So, put on your gardening gloves and prepare for a journey that's more extraordinary than a symphony of swishing grass in the wind, because, my friends, the grass is always greener when you're watching it grow!"

This is a book of life hacks for someone who finds themselves in an abusive relationship (home, work, school or general community)

A humorous collection of definitions to provide any dog owner help in understanding his beloved pet.

A fun, fast-paced, humorous mystery about a brainy, relatable heroine, a government experiment gone wrong, and the zany world of T.O.P.S.E.C.R.E.T. espionage...My name is Julie Richardson, and if you'd told me one week ago that I'd be racing through the sewers of Paris in search of a golden thumb drive to stop an Evil Villain from destroying the world, I'd have thought you were describing some off-brand James Bond film.Unfortunately for me, I had to go and *accidentally* trigger a dangerous government experiment that turned me into the most sought-after source of classified intel on the planet. I used to be worried about my GPA and graduating college at the top of my class. Now, I've got bad guys chasing after me, so-called "good guys" trying to experiment on me, and Evil Villains threatening to cut out my brain! The good news is, there's a chance I could get my normal life back. The bad news is that chance is slim to none.Forced to go on a life-threatening government mission? Check.Accompanied by the world's most handsome/self-absorbed spy? Check.A plan? Not even close.Welcome to T.O.P.S.E.C.R.E.T.***WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud screwball humor, mysterious clues, amateur sleuthing, non-stop adventure, and shameless movie references. For fans of action comedies, spy parodies, and unadulterated fun. Read at your own risk...

Hey, you.Yeah, you.The one who's eyeing this book like a hungry dogg.You think you can handle this? You think you can make a million bucks in 15 minutes?Well, think again, honey.Because this book is not for the faint of heart.This book is not for the weak of mind.This book is not for the slow of hand.This book is for the doggs. The real doggs.The ones who have the skills, the guts, the brains to do what others can't.The ones who have the dogg in them.The snappy killers. The money makers.The ones who are not afraid to try something new and exciting.Something that will blow your mind and fill your pockets. Something that will make you rich and powerful.Something that will make you a dogg. A real McDogg.Do you have what it takes to be a dogg? Do you have what it takes to read this book?Do you have what it takes to make a million bucks in 15 minutes?Or are you just a human? A pathetic human. A boring human. A loser human. A human who can't do what's in this book. A human who can't even read this book. A human who can only watch and envy the doggs.The real doggs. The ones who can do it. The ones who can make a million bucks in 15 minutes. The ones who are laughing at you right now.The ones who are mocking you, taunting you, daring you to read this book.The ones who are saying: You can't do it. You won't do it. You don't have the balls to do it.Well, do you?Do you have the balls to read this book?Do you have the balls to make a million bucks in 15 minutes?Do you have the balls to be a dogg? A real McDogg? Or are you just a chicken? A coward? A clown?A clown who can't even fight with another clown without getting his shoe stuck in his ear and his handkerchiefs tied together and his nose squeaking as he gets punched in the face? A clown who can't even make people laugh because he's not funny? A clown who can't even make money because he's not smart? A clown who can't even read this book because he's not brave?Well, are you? Are you a clown or a dogg? A loser or a winner? A human or a McDogg? There's only one way to find out. Read this book and see for yourself.But be warned: This book is not for everyone. This book is not for humans. This book is for doggs. Real doggs. Snappy killers. Money makers. McDoggs.Are you one of them?

In diesem Machwerk, auch von einigen Enthusiasten als Buch, Meisterwerk oder Heiliger Gral bezeichnet, werden fiktive Werbeanzeigen von fiktiven Firmen, Organisationen oder Ähnlichem illustriert. Offensichtlich können die beschriebenen Werbeanzeigen, Interviews oder auch Kleinanzeigen in keiner Form jemals ein Unternehmen fördern. Manchmal sind es nur Kleinigkeiten, die den Erfolg einer Werbekampagne torpedieren. Dies wurde in diesem Buch mit Wonne bis auf die Spitze getrieben. Praktisch ein Standardwerk für jedes Marketingseminar, um auch ein abschreckendes Beispiel zu haben.

Prepare for another uproarious literary journey with 'That's (Fairly) Inappropriate'! This hilarious humor book reinvents an innuendo-packed short story in the most unexpected ways.From the fearless prose of Hunter S. Thompson to the timeless wit of Bill Hicks, each chapter resurrects immitations of beloved authors and TV shows, breathing new life into the narrative with irresistible charm.Embark on side-splitting adventures inspired by 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,' navigate the comedic genius of George Carlin, and relish in the absurdity of Grandmaster Flash and Sir Mix-A-Lot.Join the laughter-filled surprises, including a bizarre Boy Scout campfire story and the whimsical world of Wes Craven. Experience the wit of comedians like Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogen, and more, as they take center stage in this riotous comedy extravaganza.Get ready for a journey that spans the realms of horror, sci-fi, and surrealism with nods to Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher, and David Lynch. And yes, even Ed Wood makes an appearance!Conclude your hilarious voyage with a courtroom drama inspired by Judge Judy, epic 'Inception'-style mind-benders, a whimsical twist on 'The Wizard of Oz,' and the enigmatic world of 'Zardoz.''That's (Fairly) Inappropriate' is an absolute must-read for comedy enthusiasts. Grab your copy now and plunge into a world of endless laughter!

A significant advantage of a democratic government, like that in the U.S., is a well-established judicial system. It gives citizens the opportunity to seek justice through the courts. However, the drawback is that some people use this opportunity to file cases that are strange, outlandish, and so absurd that they leave onlookers shaking their heads. Crazy Lawsuit Stories compiles a collection of such stories for your entertainment and pondering.Readers can expect to find comical, concerning, and frivolous lawsuits within these pages. Some of these include:The man who sued a bearThe kidnapper who sued his hostagesWell-known cases that became urban legendA teacher afraid of childrenAnd so much more!Some of these lawsuits are indeed outrageously weird, but to the plaintiffs, they sought justice for what they believed was right. This book was designed to entertain its readers with these strange cases that saw their day in court.