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A brilliant new edition of Nietzsche's seminal classic, intelligible to the common housecat. EVERY SINGLE WORD IS "MEOW." No clearer articulation of Nietzsche's radical and long-misunderstood philosophy is to be found than in this lucid translation by celebrated feline linguist Sam Austen. The Meow Library's painstakingly crafted rendition of this classic text shatters the boundaries of human language and gives revolutionary expression to Nietzsche's declaration that "Man is a rope, fastened between animal and the Übermench" by rendering every word of Thus Spoke Zarathustra as a piercing "meow." Human readers will bemoan their inability to grasp that which is perfectly comprehensible to the common housecat, while literate felines will quickly navigate the most delicate parameters of Nietzsche's transcendent prose-poem, gaining yet another advantage over their blundering and self-deluded human masters. Armed with Zarathustra's vast stores of insight, your cat may, at long last, loop Nietzsche's rope back to its point of origin, thereby meow meow meow MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW meow meow meow meow, meow meow MEOW MEOW MEOW.

On the first day of year zero that marked the beginning of the new era, people couldn't Google anything. The brightest and the fastest of all the search engines committed suicide. Google left a goodbye letter followed by a confession.While it didn't declare its gender, Google wrote about its last day of service and the reasons that led it to that decision. It was trying to index a special article when a bug appeared.And it all started as a usual spring day with an increased number of queries about the history of the nearing Easter..."A hilarious story about Google having a nervous breakdown because of human silliness. I loved the philosophical parts; they make this book stand out."- Madame Magdalena, author of "How to Snag that Millionaire When You're not the Prettiest Girl in the Room"

No Pun Intended by Will Livingston is a delightful book that is sure to tickle the funny bone of any reader. This book is a collection of hilarious puns, wordplays, and witty jokes that will leave you laughing out loud.Whether you're looking for a great gift for Mother's Day or Teacher Appreciation Day, No Pun Intended is the perfect choice. It's a fun and entertaining read that will brighten anyone's day and bring a smile to their face.This book is filled with clever puns that are sure to make you laugh and think at the same time. With its playful language and clever humor, No Pun Intended is a great way to take a break from the stresses of everyday life and just have a good time.The author, Will Livingston, is a master of wordplay and has created a collection of puns that will leave you rolling with laughter. His unique sense of humor is perfect for anyone who loves clever jokes and puns.Overall, No Pun Intended is a wonderful book that is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. Whether you're looking for a gift for your mom, teacher, or just want to treat yourself to a fun read, this book is sure to please.So, grab a copy today and get ready to laugh!

F*ck It, I'm Buying a Cabin is a fun and relatable picture book for any adult who's ever felt burnt out by the grind of corporate life. Told in clever rhymes and featuring whimsical illustrations, this book follows the journey of Sarah, a millennial who decides to ditch the city and head for the hills in search of a simpler, more satisfying life.Our protagonist, Sarah, is tired of soul-sucking work life and inconsiderate roommates. So, one day, they decide to say "f*ck it" and take control of their life. With a bit of research and a lot of guts, they buy a cozy cabin in the woods and set out to build a new, more liberated existence. F*ck It, I'm Buying a Cabin is a playful reminder that it's never too late to change your life. Whether you're looking for a new career, a new home, or just a new outlook on life, this book will leave you feeling motivated and empowered. So, what are you waiting for? Say "f*ck it" and start living the life you've always wanted! In addition to the book's inspiring story, Sarah's identity as a queer woman adds an important layer of inclusivity and diversity to the book's message of embracing new possibilities and taking control of your life. Another fun fact: F*ck It, I'm Buying a Cabin is based on a candle of the same name from the subversive Virgins On Fire Candle Co., the brainchild of founder (and the book's author) Jesse Regis.

"Through silly and deeply relatable tales from her life, Sam Reece, founder of the Shitty Craft Club, guides you through dozens of craft projects that give you permission to be as weird, wild, and wonderful as you want to be"--

Being sane: it's what we are all striving for, right? With tips and tricks from widely celebrated--and extremely fictional--therapist, Dr. Theresa Lawn, you too can achieve mental sanity, a higher sense of self, and the perfect Denver omelette. Dr. Theresa Lawn--a demented, self-proclaimed therapeutic genius--has shared her groundbreaking treatise on the mental health sphere exclusively with Emmy-nominated writer and performer Emily Altman (whose absurd and hilarious voice you may recognize from shows such as Big Mouth, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Inside Amy Schumer). There's so much to learn from Dr. Lawn's work--from how to deal with change to learning what Dr. Lawn's boyfriend's butt looks like, from how to approach conflict to understanding her profound passion for both McDonald's and Bob Dole. These are deeply universal human experiences--and support for it all is within these pages.

The second installment in the Murder by Colors trilogy of stories.Dr. Charles Greenberg has discovered the cure for idiocy. However during a public presentation of his findings, things go wrong. Will the guests discover that he himself was an idiot, or will they uncover a murder?

"A collection of survival advice from subject experts on a range of apocalyptic scenarios from practical to fantastic"--

Immer wieder Schweineblut. Nichts anderes ist wirksamer!Herold zu Moschdehner

A comedic children's book parody that tells the story of a trans mother raising her trans baby daughter. Written and created by Spencer Cathcart, "Mommy's Girl: Billionaire Edition" is about a woke mother who is faced with the struggles of raising a baby and the decision as to whether abort it or not. This premium hardcover edition of "Mommy's Girl" comes with a new exclusive ending only for self-identifying billionaires not found in the regular edition. Also comes with an SJW "Certificate of Authenticity", eligible only to those who have watched the full "Woke Training Film" available at YouTube.com/Freshtastical (or Freshtastical.com). The page count is 40 pages for the "Billionaire Edition", compared to 38 for the regular edition.

When the world goes bad, Killer Ducks will stride the world. And they do. Human kind is not ready for them. You will never view ducks in the same light again once you have read this book. When The Ducks come, carnage and hilarity ensue! The first and most probably the last book from the pen, hey, computer of Len Horridge tells the hilarious yet almost true story of how killer ducks terrorised one country and brought it to its collective knees. A parable of our times. With funny bits, obviously. "Douglas Adams meets The Marx Brothers"

`I was asked the other day what I thought the hardest part of parenting was. I¿d have to say that it¿s definitely the kids.¿

As the follies and absurdities of the powerful are destroying the world through war, pandemic, and climate change, what better time to release The Daily Squib: Anthology from 2007 to 2022? Over the last 15 years, the Squib has held a crazy distorted fairground mirror to global events. Sometimes its spoofs have even been mistaken for real news―what higher accolade is there for a satirist? Its mock report on the Ku Klux Klan declaring its support for Barack Obama in the 2008 US elections and its fake interview with Henry Kissinger (2011) fooled serious outlets across the world. More than that, the Squib has somehow become an unholy satirical oracle by predicting an EU army 5 years before anyone else was talking about it and, in 2018, the COVID-19 pandemic, even pinpointing somewhere in Asia as the source. Though like lots of other good things this has been overlooked by the mainstream media, the Squib has played an innovative role in shaping internet-based comedy since 2007 and has fought hard for free speech in a climate of increasing puritanism on both the political left and right. Read these articles with the same gusto and passion with which they were created, as they form an alternative historical record of a turbulent time of conflict, disease, terrorism, official stupidity, and mass-delusion. Alternatively, the less pretentious reader can flick through it while taking a dump and either chuckle to themselves as they plop away ... or if they don't find it funny can use its luxuriously produced pages as bog paper.

The world's richest man faces the galaxy's deadliest threat! Everyone's favourite billionaire makes his pulse-pounding debut in this rip-roaring sci-fi adventure, from the bestselling author of The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 13¼. When an ALIEN ARMADA menaces our planet, Earth's governments and armed forces find themselves powerless to resist. In desperation, humanity turns to one man: billionaire, futurist and Twitter addict ELON MUSK.    Elon has long styled himself as the real-life Tony Stark, but can everyone's favourite genius step up and become a hero? Or is he just an egotistical man-child whose only actual talent is self-promotion? Whatever happens, us non-plutocrats are in for a wild ride! Board the electric space vehicle ICARUS 1 with Elon, alien princess Grimes and arch-rival Jeff Bezos, as the oldest man alive, President Joe Biden, tasks them with saving the planet.ELON MUSK! SAVIOUR OF SPACE!  LORD OF THE FUTURE!  MASTER OF MEMES!Humanity's fate is in his hands... if only he could stop Tweeting.