Humor samlinger og antologier

When the world went into quarantine in the spring of 2020 everyone's lives were upended. That included the newest member of Beige University's gardening team, George Gopher. Although he possessed an underground residence, trouble still found him in the form of a desperate young female pursued by predators. In non-pandemic news, R.L. was returned to prison. Lindesfarne (and a certain long-running webcomic) both turned twenty-five years old, and Carl and Leona got their wedding in just days before the lockdown. The pair had an eventful honeymoon which turned out to be even more perilous than a virus. That was followed by Leona's pregnancy as life and death took turns at center stage. Also, Carl was drafted by the Tidewater Pitchforks, the worst team in the National Gardening League. Fiona moved in with the Dewclaws, and Kell transferred her business operations outdoors. Stay safe, everybody!

Don't Worry About the Mule Going Blind Just Load the Wagon, is book about the funny and wise things my dad used to say. The book is a little bit biography-autobiography woven into the explanations of the sometimes hilarious things my dad used to say. Billy James Eaton grew up in a time when humor was free flowing and certainly not censored. However, I did leave out some of Daddy's one liners that most certainly would have offended some; even as a child before "political correctness," I used to cringe at some of the things that came out of his mouth. When I talk about my Dad, comments from people are, "I wish I would have know your dad, he sounds like a fun and interesting character, and he was. I don't want to forget his funny sayings and want my children and grandchildren to remember to get to know him, thus the reason I wrote this book. Our life with Daddy was so unbelievable at times, someone is always telling me I should write a book. I don't know if I want to relive my childhood, so this as close at it gets to a autobiography, the good and funny parts, the bad is best not remembered.

The latest - superb - collection from everyone's favourite cartoonist!     'The master of the pocket cartoon. You can't be better than the best' Gyles Brandreth 'Like a sunrise, he lifts the heart. He's so touching and achingly funny' Jilly Cooper 'That rare thing - a daily cartoonist who never fails' THE TIMES 'However bad the day's news, there'll still be a Matt cartoon the morning after, and we'll still laugh - he's a genius' Jeremy Vine There is no doubt: award-winning Matt definitely makes the world a happier place!

Bestselling author and editor Sandra Murphy has compiled a collection of quotes celebrating all things cat; our furry friends who bring so much joy to our lives.

Move over, Mark Twain! Make room, Oscar Wilde! Here comes a fresh set of unique witticisms and wisdom "ditties," specially made to match the follies and messes of our modern age! In Faith & Funnies: Wit & Wisdom from the Porch Swing, author Robert D. Dean gifts readers with this charming collection of original quotations and inspirations, culled from over ten years of the author's social media posts, dating back to 2011. Readers will find oodles of quotations, custom-fit for a vast array of events and situations in their lives. Inspired by observations of human behavior, various news stories, personal conversations, arguments, sermons, much-needed common sense, and other people's social media posts, Dean's cozy collection offers readers plenty of food for thought to chew on, with a good dose of homegrown faith in God spun into the mix. This book, designed and divided into a variety of wit and wisdom under direct biblical inspiration, is sure to delight, entertain, and educate readers of all ages, with a little touch of wit, wisdom, and pithy insight from the author's own comfy porch swing. So grab a steamy cup of coffee or tea, pull up a chair (or swing!), kick off those shoes, and get ready to smile, chuckle, and reflect on the glory of our gracious, heavenly Father!

`I was asked the other day what I thought the hardest part of parenting was. I¿d have to say that it¿s definitely the kids.¿

Hvor dårlig var Arne Andersens danseoptræden ved Gylling Gymnasiums traditionsrige Lanciers, der efterfølgende lukkede undervisningsinstitutionen permanent?Hvad blev den elskede brugsuddeler Arnoldi Sivertsen overrasket i færd med at udføre i boksen med krogmodnet kød?Løste den hollandske tulipandyrker Florice Fredichsen virkelig verdens energikrise?Og hvad var det Ruddi Morgenstund talte om i et blødt og beroligende toneleje, der gjorde ham uhyre populær på sociale medier?En del af disse spørgsmål besvares i dette hæsblæsende og uundværlige opslagsværk, der afdækker endnu flere og endnu mere glemte kendte.Her venter læseren mesterskaber i ulveklipning, verdens mest uheldige ostevender, sabelslugende fakirer og en kærkommen anledning til at føle sig krænket over politisk ukorrekthed.Glemte Kendte 2 er det politisk ukorrekte og krænkende satireværk om glemmebogens berømtheder og andre obskure eksistenser. Nu med endnu flere pikanterier og pudseløjerligheder.

This little book of uplifting and pithy quotes is the ultimate antidote to all the days that couldn't end quickly enough When the shit hits the fan, you don't just need a massive mop. You need some words of wisdom. Take heed of this collection of quotes and you'll have enough resilience and willpower to overcome all obstacles.

From social media sensation Lennnie, a full-color, illustrated self-care book filled with all-new insights to boost our mental health?wisdom to help us combat the negativity and hate, find acceptance and peace, and embrace the miracle of ourselves and the wonder of life itself. ?Hello humans, my name's Lennnie, I'm a little Blob that was sent by the book Gods to come check on you. So, let's get into it shall we? It really is a chaotic tornado sh*tstorm of debauchery out there . . . but I promise you're gonna be okay. Really Truly Absolutely Positively Fine. Even if it doesn't feel like it right now.? At a time when many of us yearn for a world filled with more kindness, compassion, and community, Lennnie?an adorable, sassy, loving animated blob?has become a social media star. A dose of Lennnie's gentle, down-to-earth positivity gets us get through even the darkest days, because Lennnie keeps it real, avoiding empty platitudes and reminding of us of the most important thing: love. Lennnie encourages us to disregard the haters, especially those negative voices that can fill our heads, and brings joy and happiness into our daily lives.Advice from a Blob features exclusive, all-new material covering a range of issues that matter most, both to Lennnie's avid fanbase and to everyone just discovering this beautiful little Blob. Packed with 130 unique, full-color illustrations with extended captions, this charming keepsake book offers wisdom and insights on important themes central to our mental health, including grief, loneliness, thought demons, failure, coping with change, anxiety, feeling lost, and finding your people. As Lennnie reminds us, no matter where we are in life, we've got this. copyright Lennnie, LLC

?Dolly Alderton is one of the foremost 'it' writers of our time. . . . There is no writer quite like Dolly Alderton working.??Lisa Taddeo, author of #1 New York Times bestseller Three Women?Alderton is Nora Ephron for the millennial generation.??Elizabeth Day, author of How to Fail and The PartyAdvice and answers to your questions about dating, love, sex, family, friendship and more from the author of Everything I Know About Love and author of the Sunday Times Style column ?Dear Dolly.?For three years, Dolly Alderton has been sharing her wisdom, warmth, and wit with the diverse universe of fans who have turned to her ?Dear Dolly? column seeking guidance on a host of life problems.Dolly has thoughtfully answered questions ranging from the painfully?and sometimes hilariously?relatable to the occasionally bizarre. They include breakups and body issues, families, relationships platonic and romantic, dating, divorce, the pleasures and pitfalls of social media, sex, loneliness, longing, love and everything in between.Without judgement, and with deep empathy informed by her own, much-chronicled adventures with love, friends, and dating, Dolly helps us navigate the labyrinths of life. In this wonderful collection, she brings together her collected knowledge in one invaluable volume that will make you think, make you laugh, and help you confront any conundrum or crisis.

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Multi-award-winning Hannah Gadsby broke comedy with their show Nanette. In this “enthralling” (The Washington Post) memoir, they take us through the defining moments in their life and their powerful decision to tell the truth—no matter the cost.Don’t miss Hannah Gadsby’s Something Special, now streaming!“Hannah is a Promethean force, a revolutionary talent. This hilarious, touching, and sometimes tragic book is all about where their fires were lit.”—Emma ThompsonA BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR: PopSugar, Vulture“There is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself,” Hannah Gadsby declared in their show Nanette, a scorching critique of the way society conducts public debates about marginalized communities.  Gadsby grew up as the youngest of five children in Tasmania, where homosexuality was illegal until 1997. After moving to mainland Australia and receiving a degree in art history, they found themselves adrift, working itinerant jobs and enduring years of isolation punctuated by homophobic and sexual violence. When Gadsby was twenty-seven, a friend encouraged them to enter a stand-up competition. They won, and so began their career in comedy. Gadsby became well known for their self-disparaging humor, but in 2015, as Australia debated the legality of same-sex marriage, they started to question this mode of storytelling, beginning to work on a show that would transform their career and would become “the most-talked-about, written-about, shared-about comedy act in years” (The New York Times). Harrowing and hilarious, Ten Steps to Nanette traces Gadsby’s growth as a queer person, their ever-evolving relationship with comedy, and their struggle with late-in-life diagnoses of autism and ADHD, finally arriving at the backbone of Nanette: the renouncement of self-deprecation, the rejection of misogyny, and the moral significance of truth-telling.